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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went down on an Indian girl in the early 90s, we had both been on a bank holiday all day session. I went down on her to taste crystallized piss on her flaps. Had to dilute it with my own spit. Now that is worse than snatch maggots. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking
So how did you deal with that? "
I discreetly spat it out my mouth or the other one when it's stuck on your tongue I lick the arse cheek and loose it on their |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest loo roll gets everywhere and unless you've had a little rinse to freshen up for the guy, there's going to be some in there!
The lesson here is: always rinse lol |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Went down on a cheating girl friend years ago and lick out some ones condom "
I played with a girl in a club a while ago and pulled out a condom with the toy I was using.... Her boyfriend was half watching us and she was most concerned he didn't see it.... 
There endeth the session between her and myself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Went down on a cheating girl friend years ago and lick out some ones condom
I played with a girl in a club a while ago and pulled out a condom with the toy I was using.... Her boyfriend was half watching us and she was most concerned he didn't see it....
There endeth the session between her and myself "
How long had it been there and was it full of cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking
So how did you deal with that?
I discreetly spat it out my mouth or the other one when it's stuck on your tongue I lick the arse cheek and loose it on their "
Crikey, this is the only thread in years, that everytime I read, it keeps turning over my stomach.
I'm glad to say, I make sure I'm clean 100% before anyone goes down on me....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking
So how did you deal with that?
I discreetly spat it out my mouth or the other one when it's stuck on your tongue I lick the arse cheek and loose it on their
Crikey, this is the only thread in years, that everytime I read, it keeps turning over my stomach.
I'm glad to say, I make sure I'm clean 100% before anyone goes down on me.... "
That's a bit of an over reaction to something so innocuous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking
So how did you deal with that?
I discreetly spat it out my mouth or the other one when it's stuck on your tongue I lick the arse cheek and loose it on their
Crikey, this is the only thread in years, that everytime I read, it keeps turning over my stomach.
I'm glad to say, I make sure I'm clean 100% before anyone goes down on me....
That's a bit of an over reaction to something so innocuous "
I know, there's me thinking I had a strong stomach!  |
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By *odgerMan
over a year ago
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"I went down on an Indian girl in the early 90s, we had both been on a bank holiday all day session. I went down on her to taste crystallized piss on her flaps. Had to dilute it with my own spit. Now that is worse than snatch maggots. "
Is the country of origin a relevant fact in this tale? |
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"I went down on an Indian girl in the early 90s, we had both been on a bank holiday all day session. I went down on her to taste crystallized piss on her flaps. Had to dilute it with my own spit. Now that is worse than snatch maggots.
Is the country of origin a relevant fact in this tale?"
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"Nothing worse than finding someone’s watch inside there 
Jeez is that the worse you found up a vag??   "
This is getting a bit like that Derek and Clive sketch.... "the worst job I ever had"... (showing my age there) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's the evidence of cheap rolls.premium brand is better."
I bet their was no toilet roll hanging about when we were first on lockdown it was to expensive lol |
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I was down on a girl in a club one time when I licked/sucked up a 1st class stamp. Unfortunately I couldn't hide the fact or her embarrassment due to my near choking.
Her rather good explanation was that she didn't trust toilet tissue in clubs, so she brought her own tissue in her handbag and there must of been a rogue stamp floating around in the bottom of her bag.
We laughed it off. No harm done.
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