"OP, you start  "
Bugger I like to be detailed because men used to use it against me by saying "well why didn't you say it on your bio" so now I said "I did say it on my profile xyz"
So if I really have to write it, it would say:
"Asian domme looking for her very well hung, muscular sex slave who a gentleman in and out of the bedroom. No cheater or liars. Abusive messages will be reported" |
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over a year ago
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"I think I probably could tbf "
I only organise the local social. Don't try and add me as a friend, without any conversation (not an unanswered message) or you'll be blocked, even if I fancy you. Only message me about the social, unless we know eachother already. |
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"Ok here goes.
I am a smart funny gentleman seeking a FWB. I am looking for a woman who is able I am form a decent connection with. I am in an open marriage and have a couples profile."
I misread it and thought you were looking for marriage  |
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Let me have a go!
Im a fun & friendly younger gent relatively new to the scene. Recently back from travelling the world im looking for a FWB / couple to introduce me to a few things. Love someone who is confident, knows what they want and gets it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hi and thank you for taking a little time out of your day to read my fab shop window.
I’m looking for a connection that hopefully will lead to much more?
This is a journey not a destination and as such I’m happy making new like minded friends on this path of discovery x |
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
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Hmmm, good question. How about...
"Nothing to see here. You wouldn't like me anyway. Move along please."
That way I can either claim that my powers of foresight enabled me to predict what someone was thinking, or I xan say it's reverse psychology. It's a win-win. Couldn't possibly go wrong.
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"Hmmm, good question. How about...
"Nothing to see here. You wouldn't like me anyway. Move along please."
That way I can either claim that my powers of foresight enabled me to predict what someone was thinking, or I xan say it's reverse psychology. It's a win-win. Couldn't possibly go wrong.
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Sorry it's not fun enough for me to be interested even if you had a 10 inch cock |
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"Hi and thank you for taking a little time out of your day to read my fab shop window.
I’m looking for a connection that hopefully will lead to much more?
This is a journey not a destination and as such I’m happy making new like minded friends on this path of discovery x"
As a suggestion, rewrite it so its more concise sentences? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it really true people switch off after reading 3 sentences of your bio?
Can you reduce your bio to 3 sentences, if yes, what would it say? "
if its interesting they read on  |
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
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"Hmmm, good question. How about...
"Nothing to see here. You wouldn't like me anyway. Move along please."
That way I can either claim that my powers of foresight enabled me to predict what someone was thinking, or I xan say it's reverse psychology. It's a win-win. Couldn't possibly go wrong.
Sorry it's not fun enough for me to be interested even if you had a 10 inch cock "
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat...?! I thought it was a dead cert  I knew I should have gone with "Hey, I'm a mushroom. It must be true. Lots of people say I'm a fun-guy" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, you start
Bugger I like to be detailed because men used to use it against me by saying "well why didn't you say it on your bio" so now I said "I did say it on my profile xyz"
So if I really have to write it, it would say:
"Asian domme looking for her very well hung, muscular sex slave who a gentleman in and out of the bedroom. No cheater or liars. Abusive messages will be reported" "
You have just done it, 3 sentences. |
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