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Lose lose but which would you choose?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Following on from the tits or ass thread, what would you do should the following scenario arise?
Your life is in grave danger and the only way to save it is to become the sex slave of one of the two women below:-
A woman with Anne Widdecombe's head and Beyonce's body.
A woman with Beyonce's head and Ann Widdecombe's body.
Which would you choose?
Ladies you can play along too, just swap the two above to Brad Pitt and that bloke who played Fred Elliott on coronation street  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"better body, misfortunate face "
Yep it would have to be for me too but the thought of Anne Widdecombe's face panting above you is starting to make me think that i might be being too hasty  |
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"better body, misfortunate face
Yep it would have to be for me too but the thought of Anne Widdecombe's face panting above you is starting to make me think that i might be being too hasty "
only fuck her from behind then, problem sorted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would have to go for the better face"
Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"better body, misfortunate face
Yep it would have to be for me too but the thought of Anne Widdecombe's face panting above you is starting to make me think that i might be being too hasty
only fuck her from behind then, problem sorted"
That would be the ideal scenario, however as their sex slave you don't have the luxury of choice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have to go for the better face
Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter! "
I feel quite queasy now
Can I request a paper bag? not because im queasy......I want to put it over my head  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would have to go for the better face
Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter!
I feel quite queasy now
Can I request a paper bag? not because im queasy......I want to put it over my head "
Haha, dunno youd need to check with Anne or Fred |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I would have to go for the better face
Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter! "
Not so sure the term tuppence would do it justice lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would have to go for the better face
Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter!
Not so sure the term tuppence would do it justice lol"
Fair point, bet her pubes are like rhino horn! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a good night and trust you to go and bloody spoil it For sex slavery would have to be shallow and go for the Beyonce/Brad Pitt body.After all you can always close ya eyes!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Especially without you  haha!I was but I'm distracted easily!It was thoughts of Brad Pitt in nothing but a pair of rubber gloves that swung it.Figure?I lost this years ago!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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id go for the nice face not so good body, ive always thought that being nice looking is more important than having a good body when it comes to being attracted to men, withn reason tho lol i just love looking into mens eyes while having sex and watching their face and i couldnt get turned on by looking at a ugly guy no matter how gym fit he was |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"id go for the nice face not so good body, ive always thought that being nice looking is more important than having a good body when it comes to being attracted to men, withn reason tho lol i just love looking into mens eyes while having sex and watching their face and i couldnt get turned on by looking at a ugly guy no matter how gym fit he was"
Well ive got massive eyes so you could just stare into those and ignore the rest of my ugly mug |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, i like anne widdecombe and fred elliot."
Hi baby, Fred Widdecombe here, I say it's Fred Widdecombe here, fancy a bit of t' old hanky panky?I say does tha fancy a bit o' t' old hanky panky? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"better body thats why god invented paper bags and doggy
the bag was ripped up - remember??? lol
how could i forget !i told you not to take it off. lol xx"
u told me to take it off - so I ripped it off .......... end of bag lol !!! |
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"better body thats why god invented paper bags and doggy
the bag was ripped up - remember??? lol
how could i forget !i told you not to take it off. lol xx
u told me to take it off - so I ripped it off .......... end of bag lol !!! "
only told you to take it off so i could see your face as you sucked my cock, if you remember you wouldny allow me to poke a hole in the back and suck it through that !!! :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd definitely say better face than a fit body. I could cope with tummies snd saggy bits (I carry my own around every day), I'd just hope for a decent length and girth cock |
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