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over a year ago
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But surely we've found our place here, and therefore have come far away from the ones that don't matter to us that have that opinion?
Unless you wanna be slut LOL  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a woman has sex with lots of men she's called a slut.
When a man does the same thing he's called a homosexual.
Double standards."
i believe the joke may have gone over a few peoples heads  |
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over a year ago
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"my jokes better, but cant tel it here cos its about swingers n stuff
Tell it....you knowyou wanna!!  "
no way I'll get banned and have to join a shitey site!(not a skat one of course) |
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"When a woman has sex with lots of men she's called a slut.
When a man does the same thing he's called a homosexual.
Double standards."
haha i maybe easily amused but that made me laugh |
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“I’ve got a theory. Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he’s called a stud, but if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she’s called a slut, and people think this is unfair…nah. It’s completely fair, and I’ll tell you why, alright? ‘Cause it’s fuckin’ easy to be a slut, it’s fuckin’ hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, be well-dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be *there*. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs. I have met slutty dwarves, I’ve never met a stud dwarf. Maybe in there own relm but none that have crossed over "
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"I got it
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
Heh heh! There just aren't enough maths based jokes!!  "
When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:
My dearest wife,
We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.
Your husband, who will never stop loving you.
When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:
My beloved husband,
You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Your loving wife.
P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.
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