"Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY 
Sophie on the other hand does!  "
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"Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY
Sophie on the other hand does!
Oh no, I'm straight because my profile says so  "
Kinkster doesn't mind  |
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"Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY
Sophie on the other hand does!
Oh no, I'm straight because my profile says so
Kinkster doesn't mind "
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy "
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll. |
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll. "
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll. "
My cat walks and she's as cool as fuck! |
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.
But what about OP? "
He's busy on the phone |
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.
But what about OP? "
Nah, he's a size queen and only wants hung. I'm more like sort-of-hung-from-the-right-angle. Frankly I find it disgracefully exclusive. |
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.
But what about OP?
He's busy on the phone "
I think he's wandered off with his head in his hands actually...  |
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.
But what about OP?
He's busy on the phone "
Are you kidding!? Mother fecker charges premium rates. |
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.
But what about OP?
Nah, he's a size queen and only wants hung. I'm more like sort-of-hung-from-the-right-angle. Frankly I find it disgracefully exclusive. "
Hungist? |
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.
But what about OP?
He's busy on the phone
I think he's wandered off with his head in his hands actually... "
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.
But what about OP?
Nah, he's a size queen and only wants hung. I'm more like sort-of-hung-from-the-right-angle. Frankly I find it disgracefully exclusive.
Hungist?"
That sounds too much like a toddler saying they're hungry for my liking |
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"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.
Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy
Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.
But what about OP?
He's busy on the phone
I think he's wandered off with his head in his hands actually...
I heard from a little birdy that he was on the phone to you Dan "
He asked me to speak in a girly voice...  |
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"For fucks sake you lot. That poor bloody op just come on here wanting some cock talk and you all scribble on his thread. Poor sod...
Do you wish you came earlier?
OP sure does. "
They call that kink "ruined orgasms" dont they? I read about it in Womans Weekly... |
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"For fucks sake you lot. That poor bloody op just come on here wanting some cock talk and you all scribble on his thread. Poor sod...
Do you wish you came earlier?
OP sure does.
They call that kink "ruined orgasms" dont they? I read about it in Womans Weekly..."
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