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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I dropped the kids off at sailing club this evening and their instructor left me wanting to take up sailing...even though he was a little on the young side.
Anyone made you go Phwoar! today? |
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over a year ago
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yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house  |
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house "
I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get told off for perving pretty much daily! We get the UPS man most days, and he tends to be very popular, plus customers, but today we had a guy repairing one of the ramps in the workshop and I just had to find an excuse to wander through...3/4 times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house
I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is "
well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum 
haha i do talk shit at time lol
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house "
Not to encourage you (perish the thought!) but I once knew a guy who broke up with a girl because he started fancying her mother instead. |
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house
I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is
well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum
haha i do talk shit at time lol
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I think you need to finish this in the fantasy section |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house
I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is
well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum
haha i do talk shit at time lol
I think you need to finish this in the fantasy section "
what you trying to say?   |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house "
ooo er! That's a tricky one. They could both begin to think you don't like him because you have stopped looking at him. Sly looks and no drooling, then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house
I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is
well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum
haha i do talk shit at time lol
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Well I can confirm nn is gorgues, saw nn in chams about 2 weeks and suddenly lost my voice, and hid. Sometime gorgues women have that effect on me.
Next time, I'm gonna grow a pair and say hi, in a squeaky nervous voice lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house
I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is
well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum
haha i do talk shit at time lol
Well I can confirm nn is gorgues, saw nn in chams about 2 weeks and suddenly lost my voice, and hid. Sometime gorgues women have that effect on me.
Next time, I'm gonna grow a pair and say hi, in a squeaky nervous voice lol"
ok ok your tenners in the post lol |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her  "
I hope she was selling something you actually needed. |
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"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her
I hope she was selling something you actually needed."
like herself lol |
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house
I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is
well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum
haha i do talk shit at time lol
I think you need to finish this in the fantasy section
what you trying to say? "
I like the way you think |
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"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her
I hope she was selling something you actually needed."
No, I just bought a load of stationary shit, that I already had! |
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"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her
I hope she was selling something you actually needed.
like herself lol"
Yes I wanted to bend her over my desk! And she new it!!!  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her
I hope she was selling something you actually needed.
like herself lol
Yes I wanted to bend her over my desk! And she new it!!! "
But you didn't push the envelope...? |
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"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her
I hope she was selling something you actually needed.
like herself lol
Yes I wanted to bend her over my desk! And she new it!!!
But you didn't push the envelope...?"
Haha next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house
I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is
well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum
haha i do talk shit at time lol
Well I can confirm nn is gorgues, saw nn in chams about 2 weeks and suddenly lost my voice, and hid. Sometime gorgues women have that effect on me.
Next time, I'm gonna grow a pair and say hi, in a squeaky nervous voice lol
ok ok your tenners in the post lol"
Just a tenner ? is it too late to retract my post ? Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My teacher when i was at school jeez she was unbelieveably hot i often think what she,d be like now she would have matured like a fine wine no doubt she was unreal and elegant with it she,d wear little tops nipples lik monkeys thumbs |
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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago
Closer than you think |
"There was a tasty guy on my train back from London. Well he was tasty til he fell asleep with his mouth wide open. "
I'll have to watch that, the flies get in.
There was a rather attractive blonde sitting opposite me on my morning commute. Very smartly turned out and managed to keep her mouth shut while sleeping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a tasty guy on my train back from London. Well he was tasty til he fell asleep with his mouth wide open. "
Ooops i didnt know that you were looking at my mouth
lol |
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house "
Well he's male so chances are he may stubble across this site, could be a big mmmmm moment for him. Of course you'd still be able to tell him to take a hike. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was walking to the shop the other day for some groceries and passed only what can be described as a 'DYNAMITE HOTTIE'. She was just standing at the bus stop but it was definitley a phworr moment. I think the su sunshine helped aswell ha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The lad that's just been in to register for work.
23, just out the para's, cropped hair, stocky / muscley, big hands, thick thighs in his crisp white shirt and black pants.
Am off to cool off
Anymore of this and I will be updating my 'not looking to meet' status |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend
I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house "
Chances are, whether you want to believe it or not, going by me, my mates (when we were young) and most young lads, he's probably already knocking one out about you fairly regularly.  R
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wish i had that effect lol"
I always used to think I did then i realised they weren't saying 'phwoarr' but 'fwarkin 'ell, look at that that's just walked in'  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I've just bumped into my nephew  26 years old, works out every day, muscles, nice tatts and a gorgeous smile for his Aunty Caz....ah well, incest and inbreeding is practically the law in Cumbria 
Have noticed that in The Lakes
Nothing like a cream tea served to you by one of The Munsters "
Or a cream pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just bumped into my nephew 26 years old, works out every day, muscles, nice tatts and a gorgeous smile for his Aunty Caz....ah well, incest and inbreeding is practically the law in Cumbria
Have noticed that in The Lakes
Nothing like a cream tea served to you by one of The Munsters
Or a cream pie"
See am ok with them - I have no hair for it to get stuck in
It just wipes off my baldy bonce
I do have to be careful in Cumbria tho - the locals think Uncle Fester is back for the summer ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I might have got in a longer till queue then was needed at tesco today, he is so HOT, I blushed when he spoke to me and commented that we get through alot of milk :O I wouldnt have minded but today I didnt even buy any milk!
Good memory though, so hot and intelligent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The lad that's just been in to register for work.
23, just out the para's, cropped hair, stocky / muscley, big hands, thick thighs in his crisp white shirt and black pants.
Am off to cool off
Anymore of this and I will be updating my 'not looking to meet' status "
You could always introduce the 'casting couch' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was on a training course recently with a consultant psychiatrist. He was so perfect looking and gorgeous that my tongue literally was hanging out.
I was too nervous to openly look at him in case he knew what I was secretly thinking.
How I wish I could be on his couch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The lad that's just been in to register for work.
23, just out the para's, cropped hair, stocky / muscley, big hands, thick thighs in his crisp white shirt and black pants.
Am off to cool off
Anymore of this and I will be updating my 'not looking to meet' status "
Oooh...just the thought has made me think phwoar! Sounds lush |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I just had a lovely 'Phwoar' moment in the supermarket: the very tall, absolutely gorgeous Strictly swimmer was putting his trolley back at the same time as me. Delicious and much better looking up close. I came over all hot and bothered. |
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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago
Closer than you think |
"The lad that's just been in to register for work.
23, just out the para's, cropped hair, stocky / muscley, big hands, thick thighs in his crisp white shirt and black pants."
Typical Para: any excuse not to wear trousers.  |
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Yep, the steward on the flight I was on yesterday. Far too young, but why didn't I notice how cute he was until he was standing by the stairs saying thanks for flying with us?
Tall, dark hair, swarthy skin and the brightest blue eyes! Phwoarrr!!
And from the way he said a sad farewell to my cleavage if I'd noticed him earlier who knows!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes - i have coffee on way into work every morning and the waitress there is dead cute - i say mid 30's - we chatted loads of times; then one morning i arrived just has she opened at 7 am and i noticed she locked the doors and took my hand and went into staff room; she lifter her skirt up no panties on and .............. i woke up
Must find out more about these dreams lol hehehehhe |
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Walked in to a 'well known cafe' on the A2 with Perky on Sunday to find they have now got two young (16-19ish??) babes working as waitresses.
I sat there eating my whopper breakfast hardly paying any attention to what Perky was saying and in the end, as one of said babes bent over the table next to us to wipe it clean (the table, you pervs!!!!!) I had to 'come clean' and admit I had been nursing a semi since we sat down.
Be going up there for 'seconds' this weekend me thinks...... Lol!!!
Note from Perky - Act yer age you dirty ole git!  Lol! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Walked in to a 'well known cafe' on the A2 with Perky on Sunday to find they have now got two young (16-19ish??) babes working as waitresses.
I sat there eating my whopper breakfast hardly paying any attention to what Perky was saying and in the end, as one of said babes bent over the table next to us to wipe it clean (the table, you pervs!!!!!) I had to 'come clean' and admit I had been nursing a semi since we sat down.
Be going up there for 'seconds' this weekend me thinks...... Lol!!!
Note from Perky - Act yer age you dirty ole git! Lol!"
Careful eating whoppers in public. |
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