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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Reading another thread and made me thing.
What's the most disturbing thing you've witnessed whilst swinging?
Mine was at a party when I was a student. At a house party walked in a room to see two guys spit roasting and jack hammering a lass (would have thought it was rape it was that rough!) but when I challenged them the lass told I was being soft!
Each to their own I guess!
Yours?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"one of the worst mmm fella left his mrs in a room at a club she was mortal out for the count while he went into a room for a bj with another wife"
Wow, that is bad.
What could have happened if anyone tried to take advantage? Shows true feelings he had!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When a mother and daughter came to a party we were at.Kind of freaked us out.We left."
See, I don't see that as weird persay.
Same party fine, same room/ playing together = weird
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over a year ago
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My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away 
i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol |
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away
i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol"
I think that would've finished me for the night |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away
i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol"
One word......... Eeewwwwww.  |
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We were at Abfabs, and a couple were playing on the big beds, she was obviously doing it for him and when he invited the male of another party to try a DP she freaked...
She walked off and he hassled every fem there for a BJ and Shag, after his partner (probably ex) had left the club... |
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away
i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol
One word......... Eeewwwwww. "
Awwwwww ehhhhhh lahhhhh, that's rank!!!!
Did he ask why you wouldn't I wonder????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a fetish room at a club I saw a guy beat his wife (she was consenting) with a whip thing with spikes on the end. He was wearing a leather executioner type hood, he was really belting her with it and the sounds we're awful. I hated it, looked for a fcew seconds and had to come away. |
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funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing  i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had arranged a meet with this guy who's pictures were great, communicated very well so thought all was ok... got to his flat and I can only describe it as a complete shit hole! There is no way I going to get naked in there believe me. I needed a full length bio hazard suit and breathing gear!
I was out of there in less than 2 seconds flat. |
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My worst experience was at a party. Had arranged to go with a female friend, and stay at hers as was over an hours drive from home. Early in the night a young lady became quite ill, and my friend and the female part of the hosting couple took her to hospital.
I knew a few people so wasn't concerned for the first couple of hours, but by 2am when it was emptying out, and I was tired I just wanted to go...but was stuck. I went to the empty lounge and curled up on the sofa.
A little while later I ventured into the kitchen, saw a group of men around one woman who was bent over the sink. They were either fisting or attempting to make her squirt, and several other men were watching. Any 'play' was supposed to happen upstairs so I was quite shocked. One guy followed me back to the lounge and was pawing, and told to fuck off! The whole atmosphere had changed, and it was scarey being there alone.
So I left, walked to a main road and hailed a taxi, cost £50, but was so relieved to be out of there.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worse one ive ever had was when we went to an organised party near us and a woman kept trying to get me in the hottub with her i did say ok eventually but when i looked at the tub it was like a soup with all sorts of stuff just floating around in it obviously quite a few people had some fun in there earlier but there was no way i was going to get in it YUCKKKK xx |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Worse one ive ever had was when we went to an organised party near us and a woman kept trying to get me in the hottub with her i did say ok eventually but when i looked at the tub it was like a soup with all sorts of stuff just floating around in it obviously quite a few people had some fun in there earlier but there was no way i was going to get in it YUCKKKK xx "
Hurk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw someone strolling around a club in undies that had a suspect mark on the back once.
To make it totally obvious they were white, and in a room with UV lighting in one corner (which the nonplussed owner was stood next to) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Worse one ive ever had was when we went to an organised party near us and a woman kept trying to get me in the hottub with her i did say ok eventually but when i looked at the tub it was like a soup with all sorts of stuff just floating around in it obviously quite a few people had some fun in there earlier but there was no way i was going to get in it YUCKKKK xx
Hurk! "
boak.. and indeed barf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol"
Hey that's happened to me. The toilet roll wasn't on my backside thank god, but bits of it we're stuck on my labia. Luckily it was my OH who was licking me and had to pick it off.
I kept having fear flashbacks of it being another guy and him thinking it was thrush |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol
Hey that's happened to me. The toilet roll wasn't on my backside thank god, but bits of it we're stuck on my labia. Luckily it was my OH who was licking me and had to pick it off.
I kept having fear flashbacks of it being another guy and him thinking it was thrush "
its worse when you get under them UV lights and every stray strand of cotton off the towels or odd bits of loo roll show up like a flipping landing strip right on your muff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away
i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol"
Naughty....i am soooo sorry, i lacked the correct people skills in those days!x |
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I do hate yucky smelly places !!
ive had a couple where ive gone back to the womans place only to find it hanging!!
with bin bags and scraps of rotting stuff.
One of them I got to the side of the bed and had to clear stuff around it to attempt to get on it Crisp packets and cans of furry plates etc.
I gave up the smell was too much, she even tried to offer just a hand job just said noooooooo mumbbling loads of excuses lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do hate yucky smelly places !!
ive had a couple where ive gone back to the womans place only to find it hanging!!
with bin bags and scraps of rotting stuff.
One of them I got to the side of the bed and had to clear stuff around it to attempt to get on it Crisp packets and cans of furry plates etc.
I gave up the smell was too much, she even tried to offer just a hand job just said noooooooo mumbbling loads of excuses lol "
I offered a bin liner to help me clear up!! youve not seen my contraceptive pills have you? they were next to the mints you ate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do hate yucky smelly places !!
ive had a couple where ive gone back to the womans place only to find it hanging!!
with bin bags and scraps of rotting stuff.
One of them I got to the side of the bed and had to clear stuff around it to attempt to get on it Crisp packets and cans of furry plates etc.
I gave up the smell was too much, she even tried to offer just a hand job just said noooooooo mumbbling loads of excuses lol "
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sorry but i have to ask, if the house was that bad how comes you got as far as knowing what the bed looked like? |
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A man bullying his partner to fuck someone she did not want too was pretty nasty. We were in a club at the time and she whilst not wasted had had a few drinks. In the end he had managed 'somehow' to get her to argue to the point where she was arguing that she could fuck more cock than he could handle.
We did not intervene as it was non off our business and we could have quite easily been told to fuck off and it was non of our business, I just guess that's the way some people handle discussions in their relationships.
We were also pretty keen to leave as we had gone on the wrong night for us. We were mainly looking for couples, but it was a night with many single guys, not that that's a problem, but been trailed about the place by a group of lads with a can of carlsberg in one hand and a towel in the other was not our idea of a sexy night out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst thing we have seen was while browsing profiles ! We came across a profile that read quite well and thought we would have a look at the public photos only to find pictured of a womans bits with sparce long pubic hair that looked like a hells angels beard with what looked like allsorts in there and her legs were open that wide it looked like she had quite a bad prolaps. Worst to come was the following photo of her on all fours and her arse was so hairy it looked like a bob marley tribute act but she also looked as though she had a mad dose of piles ..... Needless to say we didn't bother winking or sending a message lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away
i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol"
No reason to block - just saying it like it is and I don't blame you - well done you for standing your ground. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Few years back now in early days, had a mid 40's couple first timers and very shy, was going okay till we all felt okay for full swap, sue and said lady lay on side of bed next to each other and we swapped, after 10 mins of good furious sex the wife shouted out " oh my god this is what it's like to be fucked " .. Now, I know im not the best fuck in the world so not professing that at all
But sue was faking for him, and needless to say me and sue caught eyes and did not have a clue what to do, laugh, cry, so we did what comes natural to swingers, carried on and screamed some more lol x never saw them again funny enough either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol
Hey that's happened to me. The toilet roll wasn't on my backside thank god, but bits of it we're stuck on my labia. Luckily it was my OH who was licking me and had to pick it off.
I kept having fear flashbacks of it being another guy and him thinking it was thrush "
eeeeeeew - loo roll is the pits .... while playing nothing but baby wipes for me thankyou ... cleanliness is next to ... a good playtime.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I forgot her name.
She vomited on me or should i say my cock whilst giving me a BJ"
lol Says that with a smile on his face ha ha ....... Kinky 
* cReEpS rOunD cRyTp * -l- |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I forgot her name.
She vomited on me or should i say my cock whilst giving me a BJ lol Says that with a smile on his face ha ha ....... Kinky
* cReEpS rOunD cRyTp * -l-"
hahahahahaha
at least i see the funny side of it now |
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walked in on a fem shooting up in her arm, and hubby getting quite upset and angry about being busted by us, same party before that happened a wife and hubby were arguing, she obviously didnt want to be there. We left almost immediately  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away
i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol
One word......... Eeewwwwww. "
I've experienced exactley the same when I went to a club with hubby, this man also stunk like he hadn't washed for days and he was covered in hair, I got dressed and left I have never been back since. Makes me feel sick thinking about it. X |
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At arousals there was thin guy who must of been all of 9 stone, women took turns at putting surgical gloves on hands and butt fucking him up to the elbow then putting them on their feet and doing his arse with a foot ! I felt sick |
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By *keenyMan
over a year ago
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"At arousals there was thin guy who must of been all of 9 stone, women took turns at putting surgical gloves on hands and butt fucking him up to the elbow then putting them on their feet and doing his arse with a foot ! I felt sick"
wow bet he cant keep a s''' in |
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"At arousals there was thin guy who must of been all of 9 stone, women took turns at putting surgical gloves on hands and butt fucking him up to the elbow then putting them on their feet and doing his arse with a foot ! I felt sick"
That is horrible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol
Hey that's happened to me. The toilet roll wasn't on my backside thank god, but bits of it we're stuck on my labia. Luckily it was my OH who was licking me and had to pick it off.
I kept having fear flashbacks of it being another guy and him thinking it was thrush
eeeeeeew - loo roll is the pits .... while playing nothing but baby wipes for me thankyou ... cleanliness is next to ... a good playtime. "
It wasn't nice. Luckily though it wasn't there cos I'd been to the loo, that would have absolutely awful. I had been playing with OH and had got rather moist, so used the loo roll provided in the playroom to wipe some moistness away and I must have been quite moist as obviously parts of the loo roll disintegrated.
Its his fault anyway by making me cum lots during oral sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza
Vegetarian? God that's gross.
You wouldn't wanna be eating the jalapeños off that!
Meat Feast every time ohhhhhhh "
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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago
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At arousals there was thin guy who must of been all of 9 stone, women took turns at putting surgical gloves on hands and butt fucking him up to the elbow then putting them on their feet and doing his arse with a foot ! I felt sick
no no this must be a piss take  |
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By *keenyMan
over a year ago
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"At arousals there was thin guy who must of been all of 9 stone, women took turns at putting surgical gloves on hands and butt fucking him up to the elbow then putting them on their feet and doing his arse with a foot ! I felt sick
no no this must be a piss take "
i have a dvd like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do hate yucky smelly places !!
ive had a couple where ive gone back to the womans place only to find it hanging!!
with bin bags and scraps of rotting stuff.
One of them I got to the side of the bed and had to clear stuff around it to attempt to get on it Crisp packets and cans of furry plates etc.
I gave up the smell was too much, she even tried to offer just a hand job just said noooooooo mumbbling loads of excuses lol #
sorry but i have to ask, if the house was that bad how comes you got as far as knowing what the bed looked like? "
. quality! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away
i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol"
Eww that has made me feel sick
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By (user no longer on site)
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"one of the worst mmm fella left his mrs in a room at a club she was mortal out for the count while he went into a room for a bj with another wife"
I have heard of similar that happened in a club but he actually took her to an upstairs room, took her clothes off and told the guys to help themselves  |
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how about during the champions league series the local club owner put a add out saying footy on the big screens so dont miss all the fun (as male attendence had dropped on g/g nites) the females wernt impressed wrote on club forum they wernt there for half time entertainment |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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To me one of the worst things - and I don't mean to offend anybody as it is just my preference/ dislikes - I dislike pictures of untidy, untrimmed hairy ladies' bits exposed to the world.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was sat in the jacuzzi at Abfabs not long ago with a couple.
There was this little bit of pooh floating round to each of us in turn
Trying to keep a conversation going while keeping eye contact and not looking at this thing was one of the hardest things i have ever had to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was sat in the jacuzzi at Abfabs not long ago with a couple.
There was this little bit of pooh floating round to each of us in turn
Trying to keep a conversation going while keeping eye contact and not looking at this thing was one of the hardest things i have ever had to do "
I would have jumped out screaming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When a mother and daughter came to a party we were at.Kind of freaked us out.We left."
I'd love that, got a fantasy of a threesome with a mother/daughter. |
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"Was sat in the jacuzzi at Abfabs not long ago with a couple.
There was this little bit of pooh floating round to each of us in turn
Trying to keep a conversation going while keeping eye contact and not looking at this thing was one of the hardest things i have ever had to do
I would have jumped out screaming!"
I couldn't it would of chased me
Mind you not sure it was better being held hostage by it either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In Adam & Eves Manchester 1990s. Man came in with much younger woman (who I thought was a hire, but that might be wrong of me), and just said matter-of-factly to all the single men in the room "Right, who's going to fuck her?" She didn't look comfortable, and not wanting to be a part of a hyena pack I left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"went to a swinging party recently where a woman was having 2 guys in her arse there was shit every where and the smell was awful we left "
Really can someone pass the bucket |
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