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By *ust fun9 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Swansea

Hi.

Just read this: My clit is twitching like a rabbit's nose.

Any more really good ones?

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

My cock is as hard as a stick of Blackpool rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As wet as a ducks armpit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As wet as an otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banging like a barn door in a gale lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s tiny but it smells massive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She sucks like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nipples like fighter pilot buttons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gushing at the gash!

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple

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By *ave biMan over a year ago

rugby

My arse is tighter than a Conservative government

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mate used to always say nipples like scania wheel nuts

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

I love these.

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By *wosmilersCouple over a year ago

Heathrowish

She could suck start a Harley....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fanny like a hippos yawn

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By *stoppMan over a year ago

Durham

Nipples sticking out like chapel hat pegs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fanny like a wizards sleeve.

Shaking like a shitting dog.

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By *inups99Couple over a year ago

manchester

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By *jl1972Man over a year ago

Bournemouth

Tighter than a gnats chuff.

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By *ust fun9 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Swansea

All mostly funny so far.

But the "rabbit's nose" one still the favourite for me.

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By *orchOliverMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Could such a golf ball through a hose pipe.

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By *ames2425Man over a year ago

Huntingdon-ish

Piss-flaps like Vulcan bomb doors.

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By *ikilovesCCouple over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Hi.

Just read this: My clit is twitching like a rabbit's nose.

Any more really good ones?

That's brilliant

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

Shaking like a crack head on remand

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