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"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms "
I actually went and had a quick sniff. (At the bleach, obvs)
The first two (Yellow) bottles smelt like lemon, which I thought was a bit odd, until I saw they were Lemon bleach.
The third (blue) bottle got spilt down my T-shirt.
I wish I hadn’t started this now. |
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"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms
I actually went and had a quick sniff. (At the bleach, obvs)
The first two (Yellow) bottles smelt like lemon, which I thought was a bit odd, until I saw they were Lemon bleach.
The third (blue) bottle got spilt down my T-shirt.
I wish I hadn’t started this now. "
Its normally the "after smell" when you've cleaned (even with lemon bleach) and you’ve washed your hands ... but you walk around thinking why do I smell cum and you sniff your hands.  |
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"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms
I actually went and had a quick sniff. (At the bleach, obvs)
The first two (Yellow) bottles smelt like lemon, which I thought was a bit odd, until I saw they were Lemon bleach.
The third (blue) bottle got spilt down my T-shirt.
I wish I hadn’t started this now.
Its normally the "after smell" when you've cleaned (even with lemon bleach) and you’ve washed your hands ... but you walk around thinking why do I smell cum and you sniff your hands. "
I’ve never done that in my life.....  |
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"What type of mushrooms are you cooking !!!!!!
No connection whatsoever for me
Sorry "
Oh blimey. I’m only going by the mushrooms exes have fried. I can’t stand them myself, it’s all fungus to me, same as licking a mildewed wall or a rancid tree trunk covered in toadstools.
I’ve over-thought this, I can tell. |
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"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms "
I thought my ex wife was a cleaning freak as the house always smelt of bleach when I got in from work, now I know the real reason!!!!!! |
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Semen normally smells like ammonia, bleach, or chlorine. Semen is about 1 percent sperm and 99 percent other compounds, enzymes, proteins, and minerals. Many of these substances are alkaline. This means that they're above a 7 on the pH scale, which is measured from 0 (highly acidic) to 14 (highly alkaline)  |
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