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"Hey guys What was your horrible experience in swinging ? Can be funny too "A much younger guy once wanted a naughty phone chat with a married lady, so I convinced Sandra to try it. She did, and the lad, who sounded as if he was about 16 (mentally) spoke non stop about his computer and how great it was, going into every technical detail. Just weird !! | |||
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"Hey guys What was your horrible experience in swinging ? Can be funny too "Once had a meet where the couples house was filthy, so made our excuses and left. Another occasion we spent weeks chatting with a guy in Mallorca and had planned a holiday meet. We wasted a whole day of our holiday preparing for the "perfect" meet and the guy didn't show. Three days later, he contacted us by text to say we hadn't seemed too keen ! What a cock.  | |||
"Our first hotel meet about 7 years ago. The couple seemed fine, chatted in the hotel bar for a while , then upto our room. Soon became apparent that they’re “thing” must have been cuckold scenarios, so he showed little interest in kim, the wife was enjoying me fucking her and making quite a racket, then the guy next door started banging on our door, Kim answered and apologised , then she decided she was going to tease the husband, soon as he showed signs of enjoying it, the wife got all jealous, so they quickly left, leaving us two sitting on the bed wondering what the hell just happened. " I would say this is quite common, believe it or not. | |||
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"Hey guys What was your horrible experience in swinging ? Can be funny too Once had a meet where the couples house was filthy, so made our excuses and left. Another occasion we spent weeks chatting with a guy in Mallorca and had planned a holiday meet. We wasted a whole day of our holiday preparing for the "perfect" meet and the guy didn't show. Three days later, he contacted us by text to say we hadn't seemed too keen ! What a cock. "You spent all that money for a meet ? Crazy trust haha | |||
"Hey guys What was your horrible experience in swinging ? Can be funny too "Too many single males and not enough females. Breaking the ice was hard as the regulars all new each other and as a Nubie I felt an unwelcome cold atmosphere which is a pity as I am easy going, friendly and up for a chat, cuddle and mabey more depending on the person. | |||
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"I turned and and the guy was their waiting for me, good looking, great smile. I sat down next to him and suddenly got a strong wif of BO. At this pint we are still fully clothed and sat about 3 ft away from each other. He smelt awful. So I had to make my excuses and leave. I dread to think what he smelt like under the clothes "On my knees in front of a guy, he unzipped and slipped his cock into my mouth. All I could taste was Stilton, he wouldn't let me stop and I had to lick him clean. | |||
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"@YeahBaby that's so horrible " One of our first encounters on Fab, we got back in the car and both said WTF was that lol, good job we have a sense of humour as could have been put off for life, we laughed about it for days. | |||
"@YeahBaby that's so horrible One of our first encounters on Fab, we got back in the car and both said WTF was that lol, good job we have a sense of humour as could have been put off for life, we laughed about it for days." Jesus, I think we have a winner! Coming out with a box of butt plugs and asking you to choose one to take home has had me in fits! | |||
"@YeahBaby that's so horrible One of our first encounters on Fab, we got back in the car and both said WTF was that lol, good job we have a sense of humour as could have been put off for life, we laughed about it for days. Jesus, I think we have a winner! Coming out with a box of butt plugs and asking you to choose one to take home has had me in fits!" The whole experience was really funny, I thought we had got caught up in the filming of the movie Hangover lol, there was more to the story but kept it short haha | |||
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"Hey guys What was your horrible experience in swinging ? Can be funny too Once had a meet where the couples house was filthy, so made our excuses and left. Another occasion we spent weeks chatting with a guy in Mallorca and had planned a holiday meet. We wasted a whole day of our holiday preparing for the "perfect" meet and the guy didn't show. Three days later, he contacted us by text to say we hadn't seemed too keen ! What a cock.
You spent all that money for a meet ? Crazy trust haha"No, not exactly. We were going to Mallorca for a holiday anyway. The meet was just supposed to be an added bonus, but we did clock up quite a large mobile phone bill, not to mention hours of wasted time. You live and learn, as they say ! | |||
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"On my knees in front of a guy, he unzipped and slipped his cock into my mouth. All I could taste was Stilton, he wouldn't let me stop and I had to lick him clean." Did you have any crackers or fine Port? | |||
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"Went to a club last year with my FWB and I drew the short straw with a guy in a couple, we did not have full sex with them, so while his wife was receiving exquisite pleasure from my FWB I was being licked out by her hubby, he was like a cat drinking milk! I faked an orgasm to get him off me and it worked! Never again have I allowed such an experience! Now the minute I’m not happy we are out of there!!!!! " Like a cat drinking milk !! Love it! | |||
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"We met a 27 yes old guy once who claimed to have a decent 7 inches cock and a heavy cummer as per his profile . We arranged a meet in a quiet car park, just a bj fun. He said he will drive there. As soon as we came to the spot ,we could see him walking from the bushes. (Thought must have parked somewhere else) He got into our car, unzipped and wallah a namesake penis ,hardly 2 inches . I took it sportingly and started sucking his winnie,then he said " let me get some tissues from my car" We said we have loads here . " no no, I cum loads ,will need a roll" And he jumped out of the car to never return . We waited there for ten min and hubby said, he won't make it. We laughed out way home to find out he blocked us too .lol " What a weirdo. | |||
"We met a 27 yes old guy once who claimed to have a decent 7 inches cock and a heavy cummer as per his profile . We arranged a meet in a quiet car park, just a bj fun. He said he will drive there. As soon as we came to the spot ,we could see him walking from the bushes. (Thought must have parked somewhere else) He got into our car, unzipped and wallah a namesake penis ,hardly 2 inches . I took it sportingly and started sucking his winnie,then he said " let me get some tissues from my car" We said we have loads here . " no no, I cum loads ,will need a roll" And he jumped out of the car to never return . We waited there for ten min and hubby said, he won't make it. We laughed out way home to find out he blocked us too .lol " took it sportingly? the bloke lied and you took it sportingly! bless you and you are better than we are for doing so x | |||
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"@bossandhim I didn't want to beat his confidence down by acting shocked. He was just a young guy. But my guess he wasnt ready for any action " fair enough and very nice of you but not only did he lie to you but he left you standing while he ran away and took the cowards way out.we had 1 similar when we tried dogging but he didnt even get to do anything,he said he needed to fetch something from his car and just drove away leaving us standing there thinking what the fk! | |||
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"Met a couple from another site at their place, they seemed nice and relaxed. The guy asked me to undress and told his wife to do the same. I could sense she was not comfortable so tried to make my excuses only for him to become very abusive towards me, I made a quick exit minus my shoes. I got a text of him the next day apologising for his wife’s behaviour and asking me to come around again, I told him to get lost and put it down to experience." Unfortunately there are some husbands who force their partners into this. Feel sorry for their wives | |||
"Met a couple from another site at their place, they seemed nice and relaxed. The guy asked me to undress and told his wife to do the same. I could sense she was not comfortable so tried to make my excuses only for him to become very abusive towards me, I made a quick exit minus my shoes. I got a text of him the next day apologising for his wife’s behaviour and asking me to come around again, I told him to get lost and put it down to experience. Unfortunately there are some husbands who force their partners into this. Feel sorry for their wives " Yes it needs to be fun for everyone | |||
"Met a couple from another site at their place, they seemed nice and relaxed. The guy asked me to undress and told his wife to do the same. I could sense she was not comfortable so tried to make my excuses only for him to become very abusive towards me, I made a quick exit minus my shoes. I got a text of him the next day apologising for his wife’s behaviour and asking me to come around again, I told him to get lost and put it down to experience. Unfortunately there are some husbands who force their partners into this. Feel sorry for their wives " To go ahead when she is obviously being coerced into it is tantamount to r*pe. I have shown couples the door when this has happened. | |||
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"Being punched in the head by one half of a couple.. apparently it was her thing.. I was less than impressed! Lol" Who did the punching... him or her. | |||
"I turned and and the guy was their waiting for me, good looking, great smile. I sat down next to him and suddenly got a strong wif of BO. At this pint we are still fully clothed and sat about 3 ft away from each other. He smelt awful. So I had to make my excuses and leave. I dread to think what he smelt like under the clothes "I bet his cock was like mouldy cheese... | |||
"Hey guys What was your horrible experience in swinging ? Can be funny too Once had a meet where the couples house was filthy, so made our excuses and left. Another occasion we spent weeks chatting with a guy in Mallorca and had planned a holiday meet. We wasted a whole day of our holiday preparing for the "perfect" meet and the guy didn't show. Three days later, he contacted us by text to say we hadn't seemed too keen ! What a cock.
You spent all that money for a meet ? Crazy trust hahaNo, not exactly. We were going to Mallorca for a holiday anyway. The meet was just supposed to be an added bonus, but we did clock up quite a large mobile phone bill, not to mention hours of wasted time. You live and learn, as they say !" | |||
he did knock the door a few days later to apologise pmsfl... | |||
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"I met a guy in a hotel at short notice. Had a bad day and needed some human interaction. Went in my pjs as agreed only going to stay over and cuddle. Got there and the room was a mess, rubbish all over the bed so he got clearing, I said I’ll just use the bathroom. He warned me that his little dog had a poo in there but wasn’t there now. Yep there was a little poo on the floor. Opened the toilet lid to see huge poos in there unflushed... also shit in the sink, on a towel and in the shower... to my shame I didn’t run out of there screaming but it was early on in my swinging fun and I didn’t have my self together and My “bullshit” radar on and was too polite to say this isn’t on mate! I did met him on another site then got him onto fab and left him the worst feedback ever which he put up!! Do I win the worst story?? "Omg. This is a winner | |||
"Went to a club last year with my FWB and I drew the short straw with a guy in a couple, we did not have full sex with them, so while his wife was receiving exquisite pleasure from my FWB I was being licked out by her hubby, he was like a cat drinking milk! I faked an orgasm to get him off me and it worked! Never again have I allowed such an experience! Now the minute I’m not happy we are out of there!!!!! " Similar thing happened with us, but I just stopped the pathetic licking, he couldn’t get a hardon saying it was ‘too hot’ so I just gave up and watched hubby! | |||
"I met a guy in a hotel at short notice. Had a bad day and needed some human interaction. Went in my pjs as agreed only going to stay over and cuddle. Got there and the room was a mess, rubbish all over the bed so he got clearing, I said I’ll just use the bathroom. He warned me that his little dog had a poo in there but wasn’t there now. Yep there was a little poo on the floor. Opened the toilet lid to see huge poos in there unflushed... also shit in the sink, on a towel and in the shower... to my shame I didn’t run out of there screaming but it was early on in my swinging fun and I didn’t have my self together and My “bullshit” radar on and was too polite to say this isn’t on mate! I did met him on another site then got him onto fab and left him the worst feedback ever which he put up!! Do I win the worst story?? "Crikey if that was me, I would have left straight away. Well I'd be polite and apologies there and then but no way would I stay. I once dated this lady who was such a lovely person, unfortunately hygiene and cleanliness was not on her top priority. Consequently I could never feel sexy around her. | |||
"I turned and and the guy was their waiting for me, good looking, great smile. I sat down next to him and suddenly got a strong wif of BO. At this pint we are still fully clothed and sat about 3 ft away from each other. He smelt awful. So I had to make my excuses and leave. I dread to think what he smelt like under the clothes
I bet his cock was like mouldy cheese... "I wasn't hanging around to find out! | |||
"Hey guys What was your horrible experience in swinging ? Can be funny too A much younger guy once wanted a naughty phone chat with a married lady, so I convinced Sandra to try it. She did, and the lad, who sounded as if he was about 16 (mentally) spoke non stop about his computer and how great it was, going into every technical detail. Just weird !!"Soooo funny! She must have been gagging for a good seeing-to from you after that!?!?  | |||
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"Went to a club last year with my FWB and I drew the short straw with a guy in a couple, we did not have full sex with them, so while his wife was receiving exquisite pleasure from my FWB I was being licked out by her hubby, he was like a cat drinking milk! I faked an orgasm to get him off me and it worked! Never again have I allowed such an experience! Now the minute I’m not happy we are out of there!!!!! Similar thing happened with us, but I just stopped the pathetic licking, he couldn’t get a hardon saying it was ‘too hot’ so I just gave up and watched hubby! " I can’t do that though and just watch FWB as I need action so we have a rule now, not happy and we both stop. It’s usually me that stops play as the guys can’t get hard, last long enough or are just generally crap at sex! I know why they swing because the wives aren’t getting what they want and my FWB is very considerate sexually....so it’s win win for the woman! Hoping to find couples after lockdown where the guys know how to please a woman..... | |||
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"Met a guy at his for coffee . He showed me a tin of his extracted teeth .... BYE" Some excellent stories posted everyone, thanks for sharing some really cringe worthy tales The 'tin of teeth' story above caused me to LOL and get the tea I was drinking on my clothes, thanks for that | |||
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Must have hit the munchies and came out of the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal, that was my que to leave | |||
"Here is my worst/ best: I hate pictures, videos and phone calls but a lot of men are suspicious that you "could be a guy". So I'd been messaging with a potential playmate and we'd spoken on the phone. I got a package delivered at mine and he didn't believe me so I sent a snap of the pink box so he knew what it was. We met at his a few weeks later and seemed to get along. We got naked but about five minutes in I just wasn't turned on and his cock didn't smell appetising. I made my excuses politely and got dressed (the only time I've ever done this BTW). He asked if he might see me again and I replied "I don't think so.." He then called my real name as I was leaving but I dismissed it as there was no way he'd know my real name. As I got into my car down the road, he'd messaged me saying that it's good that I decided "to go back" to my partner and that he "LOOKED like a nice guy". STRANGE as I'd never shared a pic of him, maybe he meant he SOUNDS like a nice guy. I ignored it. He later messaged me and told me that I should be careful who I send pictures to.... And sent me the pic of my parcel I'd sent him a while ago, but it was zoomed in to the label on the side with my full name on and address.... He must have Googled me and my partner to find a picture of him to be able to comment on him? Or our address? I still sweat when I remember this "Omg stalker alert. Did you hear from him after that  | |||
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"Here is my worst/ best: I hate pictures, videos and phone calls but a lot of men are suspicious that you "could be a guy". So I'd been messaging with a potential playmate and we'd spoken on the phone. I got a package delivered at mine and he didn't believe me so I sent a snap of the pink box so he knew what it was. We met at his a few weeks later and seemed to get along. We got naked but about five minutes in I just wasn't turned on and his cock didn't smell appetising. I made my excuses politely and got dressed (the only time I've ever done this BTW). He asked if he might see me again and I replied "I don't think so.." He then called my real name as I was leaving but I dismissed it as there was no way he'd know my real name. As I got into my car down the road, he'd messaged me saying that it's good that I decided "to go back" to my partner and that he "LOOKED like a nice guy". STRANGE as I'd never shared a pic of him, maybe he meant he SOUNDS like a nice guy. I ignored it. He later messaged me and told me that I should be careful who I send pictures to.... And sent me the pic of my parcel I'd sent him a while ago, but it was zoomed in to the label on the side with my full name on and address.... He must have Googled me and my partner to find a picture of him to be able to comment on him? Or our address? I still sweat when I remember this "Freak! He needs locking up! That is scary! He will have done it to frighten you hence trying to control. Note to self not to send pics of parcels to anyone. | |||
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"My experience is my only one to date Having never done anything like this before, I decided to jump in at the deep end and replied to a couple who were looking for someone who could host a private photoshoot / party. I said I could host, and it was arranged for the couple, a photographer and four or five other guys they knew to turn up. Plus a mate of mine. People start to arrive, and one guy leaves again 20 minutes later (before the couple even arrived) saying it wasn't for him after all. Photo session starts, and the reality hits and I can't rise to the occasion. Ah well.... It's gone midnight now and the action moves upstairs. One of the guys the couple knew had been out til 6 that morning at some other party and has done his back in and can't get it up. I still can't, my mate decided he couldn't either and left, so basically out of a good half dozen guys there only one other than hubby) could actually fuck her. And hubby struggled a bit from what I remember Surprisingly I didn't get a veri from that encounter, or asked to host again "Ha ha and not your fault either ffs. | |||
"My experience is my only one to date Having never done anything like this before, I decided to jump in at the deep end and replied to a couple who were looking for someone who could host a private photoshoot / party. I said I could host, and it was arranged for the couple, a photographer and four or five other guys they knew to turn up. Plus a mate of mine. People start to arrive, and one guy leaves again 20 minutes later (before the couple even arrived) saying it wasn't for him after all. Photo session starts, and the reality hits and I can't rise to the occasion. Ah well.... It's gone midnight now and the action moves upstairs. One of the guys the couple knew had been out til 6 that morning at some other party and has done his back in and can't get it up. I still can't, my mate decided he couldn't either and left, so basically out of a good half dozen guys there only one other than hubby) could actually fuck her. And hubby struggled a bit from what I remember Surprisingly I didn't get a veri from that encounter, or asked to host again "Viagra is your friend lol. | |||
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"My experience is my only one to date Having never done anything like this before, I decided to jump in at the deep end and replied to a couple who were looking for someone who could host a private photoshoot / party. I said I could host, and it was arranged for the couple, a photographer and four or five other guys they knew to turn up. Plus a mate of mine. People start to arrive, and one guy leaves again 20 minutes later (before the couple even arrived) saying it wasn't for him after all. Photo session starts, and the reality hits and I can't rise to the occasion. Ah well.... It's gone midnight now and the action moves upstairs. One of the guys the couple knew had been out til 6 that morning at some other party and has done his back in and can't get it up. I still can't, my mate decided he couldn't either and left, so basically out of a good half dozen guys there only one other than hubby) could actually fuck her. And hubby struggled a bit from what I remember Surprisingly I didn't get a veri from that encounter, or asked to host again
Viagra is your friend lol. "Lol. Possibly It didn't help that I didn't find that attractive, and she just lay there like a bloody rag doll, motionless and mute  | |||
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"My experience is my only one to date Having never done anything like this before, I decided to jump in at the deep end and replied to a couple who were looking for someone who could host a private photoshoot / party. I said I could host, and it was arranged for the couple, a photographer and four or five other guys they knew to turn up. Plus a mate of mine. People start to arrive, and one guy leaves again 20 minutes later (before the couple even arrived) saying it wasn't for him after all. Photo session starts, and the reality hits and I can't rise to the occasion. Ah well.... It's gone midnight now and the action moves upstairs. One of the guys the couple knew had been out til 6 that morning at some other party and has done his back in and can't get it up. I still can't, my mate decided he couldn't either and left, so basically out of a good half dozen guys there only one other than hubby) could actually fuck her. And hubby struggled a bit from what I remember Surprisingly I didn't get a veri from that encounter, or asked to host again
Viagra is your friend lol.
Lol. Possibly
It didn't help that I didn't find that attractive, and she just lay there like a bloody rag doll, motionless and mute "I can see why you couldn’t rise to the occasion then.... | |||
"Our first hotel meet about 7 years ago. The couple seemed fine, chatted in the hotel bar for a while , then upto our room. Soon became apparent that they’re “thing” must have been cuckold scenarios, so he showed little interest in kim, the wife was enjoying me fucking her and making quite a racket, then the guy next door started banging on our door, Kim answered and apologised , then she decided she was going to tease the husband, soon as he showed signs of enjoying it, the wife got all jealous, so they quickly left, leaving us two sitting on the bed wondering what the hell just happened. " We have had meeta like that. Nightmare!! They should just meet single men. | |||
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"Met a couple from another site at their place, they seemed nice and relaxed. The guy asked me to undress and told his wife to do the same. I could sense she was not comfortable so tried to make my excuses only for him to become very abusive towards me, I made a quick exit minus my shoes. I got a text of him the next day apologising for his wife’s behaviour and asking me to come around again, I told him to get lost and put it down to experience. Unfortunately there are some husbands who force their partners into this. Feel sorry for their wives " Perhaps the hubbies are so sex starved they get desperate lol  | |||
"Wife got kicked in the face off a wife while down on the hubby all within agreed boundaries very strange night we had a bad feeling about them at social start of night but convinced ourselves it would be ok after a few drinks you live and learn we laughed about it next day " Yep seen the sneaky kick routine, oh sorry, fems so violent lol My worse was arriving at a party and finding stuffed animals everywhere, I mean real ones! Then after a couple of others showed, both quite scary he pulled the cushion off the chair I had been sitting in. And it had chains, yes chains under the seat so you could be chained down in it, if you fancy that? He also had a pair of old style sheep clippers on wall lol I drank nothing for the next half hour and left ! | |||
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"Wife got kicked in the face off a wife while down on the hubby all within agreed boundaries very strange night we had a bad feeling about them at social start of night but convinced ourselves it would be ok after a few drinks you live and learn we laughed about it next day Yep seen the sneaky kick routine, oh sorry, fems so violent lol My worse was arriving at a party and finding stuffed animals everywhere, I mean real ones! Then after a couple of others showed, both quite scary he pulled the cushion off the chair I had been sitting in. And it had chains, yes chains under the seat so you could be chained down in it, if you fancy that? He also had a pair of old style sheep clippers on wall lol I drank nothing for the next half hour and left ! "See that actually sounds pretty cool to me. I'd have stuck around for a bit longer...  | |||
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"Wife got kicked in the face off a wife while down on the hubby all within agreed boundaries very strange night we had a bad feeling about them at social start of night but convinced ourselves it would be ok after a few drinks you live and learn we laughed about it next day Yep seen the sneaky kick routine, oh sorry, fems so violent lol My worse was arriving at a party and finding stuffed animals everywhere, I mean real ones! Then after a couple of others showed, both quite scary he pulled the cushion off the chair I had been sitting in. And it had chains, yes chains under the seat so you could be chained down in it, if you fancy that? He also had a pair of old style sheep clippers on wall lol I drank nothing for the next half hour and left !
See that actually sounds pretty cool to me. I'd have stuck around for a bit longer... "It's more normal to shoot things in USA lol this was more like a Victorian horror film lol not a ranch with a grizzly in the hall way | |||
"I met a woman on another site, we had a social and got on well. After an exchange of filthy messages she invited me to hers for a session. At the time I had no car so I had to catch the train. I was also looking after my exes dog so I brought him as well (didnt want to leave him home alone like) it pissed down with rain so I got soaked. Got to her place looking like a drowned rat with a dog on a string. She's there all dolled up, sat in the front room with her daughter and a gnarling looking old guy with facial tattoos. Whilst she's making a cuppa her daughter basically interogates me and the old guy turns out to be her boyfriend... Anyway, they go to leave and he shakes my hand. When we're alone I ask her "oh what does he do?" "Oh he's not long out of jail on home office licence" Im expecting him to be hiding in the cupboard at this point. We're get on the job and are having a pretty good time when she puts her back out! "Oww me bloody backs gone!" Then her fella rings getting jealous so we called it a night. We ended up getting a chinese and watching telly. I kipped the night on the spare bed. Were still friends to this day. She gave me some cats. The end... "She gave me cats... the end had me in stiches | |||
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"One of our first meets in a bar with another couple, both very nice and chatty but as the talk got round to naughty stuff we could tell the chap wasn’t really into it and his Mrs was the one leading it all, getting very flirty and touchy feely.... so as the girls go up to bar to get another round in, the guy breaks down in floods of tears and starts telling me he hates everything about swinging and can’t stand seeing his wife playing with others... he’s still crying when the girls come back, his Mrs shouts at him that he’s always spoiling her fun and proper raging at the poor sod... well we legged it and left them to it... " Now if he had gone to the police station and reported her for domestic abuse, saying she is forcing me to have sex with other women, I wonder what the police would say, what a court would say? I don't think it would get anywhere.... Yet if a female went to the police station and said he's making me have sex........  | |||
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"Wife got kicked in the face off a wife while down on the hubby all within agreed boundaries very strange night we had a bad feeling about them at social start of night but convinced ourselves it would be ok after a few drinks you live and learn we laughed about it next day Yep seen the sneaky kick routine, oh sorry, fems so violent lol My worse was arriving at a party and finding stuffed animals everywhere, I mean real ones! Then after a couple of others showed, both quite scary he pulled the cushion off the chair I had been sitting in. And it had chains, yes chains under the seat so you could be chained down in it, if you fancy that? He also had a pair of old style sheep clippers on wall lol I drank nothing for the next half hour and left !
See that actually sounds pretty cool to me. I'd have stuck around for a bit longer...
It's more normal to shoot things in USA lol this was more like a Victorian horror film lol not a ranch with a grizzly in the hall way "Yeh but that sounds kinky as fuck. Like a Hammer House of Horror scene  | |||
"I met a woman on another site, we had a social and got on well. After an exchange of filthy messages she invited me to hers for a session. At the time I had no car so I had to catch the train. I was also looking after my exes dog so I brought him as well (didnt want to leave him home alone like) it pissed down with rain so I got soaked. Got to her place looking like a drowned rat with a dog on a string. She's there all dolled up, sat in the front room with her daughter and a gnarling looking old guy with facial tattoos. Whilst she's making a cuppa her daughter basically interogates me and the old guy turns out to be her boyfriend... Anyway, they go to leave and he shakes my hand. When we're alone I ask her "oh what does he do?" "Oh he's not long out of jail on home office licence" Im expecting him to be hiding in the cupboard at this point. We're get on the job and are having a pretty good time when she puts her back out! "Oww me bloody backs gone!" Then her fella rings getting jealous so we called it a night. We ended up getting a chinese and watching telly. I kipped the night on the spare bed. Were still friends to this day. She gave me some cats. The end...
She gave me cats... the end had me in stiches "Yeh I still chuckle about it tbh bud. Like a scene from "Sex Lives of the Potato Men" | |||
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"First couple I met when I was playing solo prior to meeting my husband. They had done plenty of MMF and I was to be the F in their first MFF, turns out he was a lot keener than her. She obviously hadn't washed as I discovered, then when he started fucking me, kept ducking her head in-between us asking him random questions, when he said busy here love, she grabbed his hips, literally pulled him out of me and clamped her mouth on his cock, she was not sharing lol" Another example of cruelty and domestic abuse by women, fine when she's getting hers, try phoning a help line with that case scenario lol | |||
"I once arranged to meet a woman in bury-at-edmonds as I had to go down there from Blackpool. I told her that I wouldn’t get there until about one in the morning she said that it was ok . when this stunning woman opened the door it was a one eyed woman who was about four foot six and twenty years older than she said in just a house coat wide open. I think that there was a crack as my mouth hit her step. All I had was a cup of tea and left. Definitely not my best meet but very memorable "
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"We had a meet lined up with a couple. This was on the recommendation of the very first couple who we had ever met. They were attractive and wonderful company and we had great fun playing with them. We thought that there was no way they would recommend anyone odd. We didn't ask for face pictures and agreed to meet them at a bar. When we arrived we couldn't spot them and thought we had been stood up. That would not have been so bad. When they cam over and introduced themselves. He had lost half his head due to an accident with a horse and she just looked dirty but not in a good way! He then told us he had fake £20 notes which he was using at the bar. I phoned J from the toilets to say we had childcare issues and we made excuses and left. We have quite a few other stories but that had to be the weirdest!" Pls carry on . Love to read more | |||
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"After weeks of trying to arrange a meeting, this couple invited me to their place. The M was Bi and the F was keen to see him sucking a cock. It was agreed that I would give him an intimate massage at the start to get him aroused. After a couple of gentile rubs of his cock ,he shot his load all up my arm. Then he told me that the meeting was over as he lost all interest after he had cum. THe F then pleaded with him to continue so she could have some pleasure but he refused and asked me to leave. A couple of weeks later he contacted me again and was full of appologies about what had happened. He asked me round the following day and said it would be ok this time and his wife was really up for it. So, I turn up at their house and the F answers the door, Iam shown into a room and she says she`ll be back in 2 mins.I can hear a load of raised voices and start to worry its going to be another disaster. Then the M comes into the room and he is mortal d*unk. It seems he`d had a little drink to calm himself down and ended up drinking a 3 ltr bottle of cider.THe F is really upset as theyve wasted my time again but the M has now stripped of and is wanting me to give him another massage. I gave his wife a peck on the cheek and left. I got another couple of messages from him but just replied saying I wasnt free." Please excuse me for saying this, but you've got yourself to blame. After the first incident I would never go back there. Sounds like the guy was a complete twat. Excuse the language. | |||
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"Worst club experience was 2 years ago,there was 4 of us and after waiting ages for a private room we get one, things start heating up, all going really well and then there was banging on the door and staff saying it was closing time so cruel
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"We haven’t had many that were really bad, but some that were a little odd and this is the oddest. We met a FWB couple for the second time at his again. The first meet had been one of the best meets we’ve ever had, so was really looking forward to a repeat. We were invited to a BBQ beforehand, but during the evening, there was something not quite right. The conversation didn’t seem to flow how it did previously; when we were playing, they just suddenly left us and went to another room to play, without a word to us. We followed them afterwards and we all started interacting again. The male lost his erection trying to enter me. So just brushed it off, as these things sometimes happens. After we left, MrBicpl and I spoke about the evening and put the odd behaviour down to the heat, as it had been one of the hottest days of the year. After any meet, we always like to send a ‘thank you’ message. Last time they both responded, but this time, only the female did and he ignored the message, even though he had read it. Fair enough, if he (or they) didn’t want to interact again, but a bit rude not to answer after 2 play meets (or 4, as I had also previously met him for a 1 to 1 on my own). A couple of months later, the male starts messaging me directly, asking if I’m interested in meeting up 1 to 1 and let him know if I am, after I replied that I was busy, but would let him know. For the next month or so, he would send the odd message (and they were odd!). I never replied and eventually stopped. We have our own ideas what may have transgressed, but if people change their minds or don’t want to play, why go ahead? We’re all adults at the end of the day and I didn’t think we were that scary!
J"I had a couple who I had met lots of times do that, just threw a huff never spoke again, I'm not even sure why! Nowt as strange as folk.... | |||
"We met a 27 yes old guy once who claimed to have a decent 7 inches cock and a heavy cummer as per his profile . We arranged a meet in a quiet car park, just a bj fun. He said he will drive there. As soon as we came to the spot ,we could see him walking from the bushes. (Thought must have parked somewhere else) He got into our car, unzipped and wallah a namesake penis ,hardly 2 inches . I took it sportingly and started sucking his winnie,then he said " let me get some tissues from my car" We said we have loads here . " no no, I cum loads ,will need a roll" And he jumped out of the car to never return . We waited there for ten min and hubby said, he won't make it. We laughed out way home to find out he blocked us too .lol " " no no, I cum loads ,will need a roll" | |||
"After weeks of trying to arrange a meeting, this couple invited me to their place. The M was Bi and the F was keen to see him sucking a cock. It was agreed that I would give him an intimate massage at the start to get him aroused. After a couple of gentile rubs of his cock ,he shot his load all up my arm. Then he told me that the meeting was over as he lost all interest after he had cum. THe F then pleaded with him to continue so she could have some pleasure but he refused and asked me to leave. A couple of weeks later he contacted me again and was full of appologies about what had happened. He asked me round the following day and said it would be ok this time and his wife was really up for it. So, I turn up at their house and the F answers the door, Iam shown into a room and she says she`ll be back in 2 mins.I can hear a load of raised voices and start to worry its going to be another disaster. Then the M comes into the room and he is mortal d*unk. It seems he`d had a little drink to calm himself down and ended up drinking a 3 ltr bottle of cider.THe F is really upset as theyve wasted my time again but the M has now stripped of and is wanting me to give him another massage. I gave his wife a peck on the cheek and left. I got another couple of messages from him but just replied saying I wasnt free." Did you watch cucumber? Theres a guy who is determined not to be gay! But keeps being gay! Lol | |||
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"I heard a lady once met a guy for a social in her local coffee shop and he turned up with a bag full of dildos and proceeded to lay them all out on the table.
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"I met a guy in a hotel at short notice. Had a bad day and needed some human interaction. Went in my pjs as agreed only going to stay over and cuddle. Got there and the room was a mess, rubbish all over the bed so he got clearing, I said I’ll just use the bathroom. He warned me that his little dog had a poo in there but wasn’t there now. Yep there was a little poo on the floor. Opened the toilet lid to see huge poos in there unflushed... also shit in the sink, on a towel and in the shower... to my shame I didn’t run out of there screaming but it was early on in my swinging fun and I didn’t have my self together and My “bullshit” radar on and was too polite to say this isn’t on mate! I did met him on another site then got him onto fab and left him the worst feedback ever which he put up!! Do I win the worst story?? "This one is the winner for the grossest lol. God knows what his house must have been like | |||
"Rarly on in our swinging career. We arranged a meet at our house with another couple. We had a drink and all stripped off, but they seemed a bit shy so we lay on the duvet we'd put on the floor and started fucking. We were engrossed in what we were doing, but there was a screech from the front of the house. They'd quietly put their clothes back on and fled, and the next day there were a set of tyre marks down the drive." And this for making me laugh out loud. Thank you | |||
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"On one of our last meets, it's been a while. We'd met a single guy socially as we always do (highly recommend) and he was great! Chilled , handsome, smells good, fit. Exactly what's S likes. Arranged to go to his for fun which all was going well. S was kissing both of us etc. He went down on her, S sucking me when I suggested she do the same to him. As she removed his boxers to find!! Nothing!! Well almost nothing, maybe an inch. More like a nub. Poor guy. It all went weird to be honest and we left. If he said before maybe we could've tried something else. That's the reason we ask for full pics before meeting. Happy fabbing folks, stay safe. " | |||
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"It’s the World of Fab! I have quite a few stories. I have a ‘close shave’ story(pardon the pun,which you’ll get at the end of this tale): I had arranged a meet with a single woman(she’s not someone on my verifications). Looked nice in the pictures. I turn up at her house,bottle in hand-booted and suited. She opened the door(the face and body were 10 years older than the pictures). I’m always a gent,so I didn’t comment and went in. She seemed friendly enough,so we shared a quick drink of wine. Chatting away,she invited me to her bedroom. I followed her upstairs. Leading me into her bedroom,it was semi dark,with a shaded lamp in the corner. She beckoned me over to the bed(cutting it short),we had sex and after she climaxed,she asked if I was into some kinky role play(I hadn’t cum at that point,so she wanted to repay the favour). She returned to the bedroom with some cuffs( 4 pairs). “Lie on your back,I want to cuff you to the bed as I pleasure your cock”,she cooed. ‘Great stuff’,I thought. She cuffed my hands and then spread my legs,to cuff them to the bed posts. She then proceeded to get some ‘toys’(vibrators and floggers). Her nimble little hands grasped my cock and she proceeded to flog my shaft and bellend. She then reached for some baby oil and drizzled it over my cock,like basting a Sunday Roast. She stroked me to the point of climax but stopped before I came. She stopped and gazed at my erect manhood,grasping it in her hands. She smiled and looked at me. “Can I try something?”,she murmured “What?”,I asked At that point,she got off the bed and turned on the main light. I noticed all of these Vampire posters and pictures on the wall. ‘Kinky!’,I thought. She then asked if I would like to try some ‘Blood Play’. “Blood Play? What’s that?”,I enquired “I want to drink blood from your cock!”,she uttered “What?” “Eh?”,I exclaimed She was still holding my cock at this point and she started to bite along the shaft-just firm bites,nothing else. I thought it was just a thing,where she liked to bite on cocks. “Is that okay with you?”,she whispered Before I had chance to respond,she reaches over to her drawer and pulls out a god damned hunting knife!! I shit you not!! She was still holding my cock with one hand and in the other,a razor sharp knife-which she then held against the edge of my shaft. “I just want to make some little cuts on your cock,for me to lick. I’ve always wanted to taste blood from a cock!”,she growled. It was at this point,with my cock helpless in her grasp and a sharp knife being held against it,that panic mode hit. I wrenched my legs and broke the cuffs and pulled my arms down,ripping out the headboard in the process. She looked shocked! I managed to snap myself free of the cuffs and threw on my clothes. Usain Bolt had nothing on me that night-not even my shadow could catch me. One slip and I’d have been Bobbited!!! I still shudder about it to this day!!!" Andddddd ...... what's your problem | |||
"It’s the World of Fab! I have quite a few stories. I have a ‘close shave’ story(pardon the pun,which you’ll get at the end of this tale): I had arranged a meet with a single woman(she’s not someone on my verifications). Looked nice in the pictures. I turn up at her house,bottle in hand-booted and suited. She opened the door(the face and body were 10 years older than the pictures). I’m always a gent,so I didn’t comment and went in. She seemed friendly enough,so we shared a quick drink of wine. Chatting away,she invited me to her bedroom. I followed her upstairs. Leading me into her bedroom,it was semi dark,with a shaded lamp in the corner. She beckoned me over to the bed(cutting it short),we had sex and after she climaxed,she asked if I was into some kinky role play(I hadn’t cum at that point,so she wanted to repay the favour). She returned to the bedroom with some cuffs( 4 pairs). “Lie on your back,I want to cuff you to the bed as I pleasure your cock”,she cooed. ‘Great stuff’,I thought. She cuffed my hands and then spread my legs,to cuff them to the bed posts. She then proceeded to get some ‘toys’(vibrators and floggers). Her nimble little hands grasped my cock and she proceeded to flog my shaft and bellend. She then reached for some baby oil and drizzled it over my cock,like basting a Sunday Roast. She stroked me to the point of climax but stopped before I came. She stopped and gazed at my erect manhood,grasping it in her hands. She smiled and looked at me. “Can I try something?”,she murmured “What?”,I asked At that point,she got off the bed and turned on the main light. I noticed all of these Vampire posters and pictures on the wall. ‘Kinky!’,I thought. She then asked if I would like to try some ‘Blood Play’. “Blood Play? What’s that?”,I enquired “I want to drink blood from your cock!”,she uttered “What?” “Eh?”,I exclaimed She was still holding my cock at this point and she started to bite along the shaft-just firm bites,nothing else. I thought it was just a thing,where she liked to bite on cocks. “Is that okay with you?”,she whispered Before I had chance to respond,she reaches over to her drawer and pulls out a god damned hunting knife!! I shit you not!! She was still holding my cock with one hand and in the other,a razor sharp knife-which she then held against the edge of my shaft. “I just want to make some little cuts on your cock,for me to lick. I’ve always wanted to taste blood from a cock!”,she growled. It was at this point,with my cock helpless in her grasp and a sharp knife being held against it,that panic mode hit. I wrenched my legs and broke the cuffs and pulled my arms down,ripping out the headboard in the process. She looked shocked! I managed to snap myself free of the cuffs and threw on my clothes. Usain Bolt had nothing on me that night-not even my shadow could catch me. One slip and I’d have been Bobbited!!! I still shudder about it to this day!!! Andddddd ...... what's your problem "Losing my favourite body part!! | |||
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"Yes, this really happened. So I had a FWB years back that I had absolutely great sexual chemistry with and we couldn’t get enough of each other. One weekend, I turned up at hers to spend a passionate no-holes barred weekend of explicit and unbridled sex. We start with drinks, chatted had dinner and then got to it. At one point, I have her on the sofa and I am giving her deep and long strokes with my cock almost coming out of her pussy before entering again to the hilt. All is going well until on one of those strokes, my cock comes out of her pussy and in my eagerness to go back, I missed my aim and my cock hit the outer wall of her pussy close to the the entrance and she starts to bleed! What started as a small drip suddenly became a lot of blood. After completely using two bath towels to stem the flow, she was still bleeding and starting to lose consciousness. At that point, I called an ambulance and has to answer the most embarrassing question of how it happened. Then had to quickly dress up, clean the house a little bit before they turned up and then accompany her to the hospital. She was admitted to the hospital and ended up staying for the whole weekend, where she needed stitches! Wasn’t quite the weekend we planned and felt strange going back to her flat to sleep in her bed when she wasn’t there. We are still in touch occasionally and to this day, she jokes my cock had a mind of its own that night! Who can blame the poor woman! " That story has seriously freaked me out. | |||
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"Yes, this really happened. So I had a FWB years back that I had absolutely great sexual chemistry with and we couldn’t get enough of each other. One weekend, I turned up at hers to spend a passionate no-holes barred weekend of explicit and unbridled sex. We start with drinks, chatted had dinner and then got to it. At one point, I have her on the sofa and I am giving her deep and long strokes with my cock almost coming out of her pussy before entering again to the hilt. All is going well until on one of those strokes, my cock comes out of her pussy and in my eagerness to go back, I missed my aim and my cock hit the outer wall of her pussy close to the the entrance and she starts to bleed! What started as a small drip suddenly became a lot of blood. After completely using two bath towels to stem the flow, she was still bleeding and starting to lose consciousness. At that point, I called an ambulance and has to answer the most embarrassing question of how it happened. Then had to quickly dress up, clean the house a little bit before they turned up and then accompany her to the hospital. She was admitted to the hospital and ended up staying for the whole weekend, where she needed stitches! Wasn’t quite the weekend we planned and felt strange going back to her flat to sleep in her bed when she wasn’t there. We are still in touch occasionally and to this day, she jokes my cock had a mind of its own that night! Who can blame the poor woman! That story has seriously freaked me out." Yeh that's pretty brutal. At least I got a cat... | |||
"Yes, this really happened. So I had a FWB years back that I had absolutely great sexual chemistry with and we couldn’t get enough of each other. One weekend, I turned up at hers to spend a passionate no-holes barred weekend of explicit and unbridled sex. We start with drinks, chatted had dinner and then got to it. At one point, I have her on the sofa and I am giving her deep and long strokes with my cock almost coming out of her pussy before entering again to the hilt. All is going well until on one of those strokes, my cock comes out of her pussy and in my eagerness to go back, I missed my aim and my cock hit the outer wall of her pussy close to the the entrance and she starts to bleed! What started as a small drip suddenly became a lot of blood. After completely using two bath towels to stem the flow, she was still bleeding and starting to lose consciousness. At that point, I called an ambulance and has to answer the most embarrassing question of how it happened. Then had to quickly dress up, clean the house a little bit before they turned up and then accompany her to the hospital. She was admitted to the hospital and ended up staying for the whole weekend, where she needed stitches! Wasn’t quite the weekend we planned and felt strange going back to her flat to sleep in her bed when she wasn’t there. We are still in touch occasionally and to this day, she jokes my cock had a mind of its own that night! Who can blame the poor woman! That story has seriously freaked me out. Yeh that's pretty brutal. At least I got a cat..." I am able to recount this story now but at the time it was pretty scary!! So many unknowns.... | |||
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"It’s the World of Fab! I have quite a few stories. I have a ‘close shave’ story(pardon the pun,which you’ll get at the end of this tale): I had arranged a meet with a single woman(she’s not someone on my verifications). Looked nice in the pictures. I turn up at her house,bottle in hand-booted and suited. She opened the door(the face and body were 10 years older than the pictures). I’m always a gent,so I didn’t comment and went in. She seemed friendly enough,so we shared a quick drink of wine. Chatting away,she invited me to her bedroom. I followed her upstairs. Leading me into her bedroom,it was semi dark,with a shaded lamp in the corner. She beckoned me over to the bed(cutting it short),we had sex and after she climaxed,she asked if I was into some kinky role play(I hadn’t cum at that point,so she wanted to repay the favour). She returned to the bedroom with some cuffs( 4 pairs). “Lie on your back,I want to cuff you to the bed as I pleasure your cock”,she cooed. ‘Great stuff’,I thought. She cuffed my hands and then spread my legs,to cuff them to the bed posts. She then proceeded to get some ‘toys’(vibrators and floggers). Her nimble little hands grasped my cock and she proceeded to flog my shaft and bellend. She then reached for some baby oil and drizzled it over my cock,like basting a Sunday Roast. She stroked me to the point of climax but stopped before I came. She stopped and gazed at my erect manhood,grasping it in her hands. She smiled and looked at me. “Can I try something?”,she murmured “What?”,I asked At that point,she got off the bed and turned on the main light. I noticed all of these Vampire posters and pictures on the wall. ‘Kinky!’,I thought. She then asked if I would like to try some ‘Blood Play’. “Blood Play? What’s that?”,I enquired “I want to drink blood from your cock!”,she uttered “What?” “Eh?”,I exclaimed She was still holding my cock at this point and she started to bite along the shaft-just firm bites,nothing else. I thought it was just a thing,where she liked to bite on cocks. “Is that okay with you?”,she whispered Before I had chance to respond,she reaches over to her drawer and pulls out a god damned hunting knife!! I shit you not!! She was still holding my cock with one hand and in the other,a razor sharp knife-which she then held against the edge of my shaft. “I just want to make some little cuts on your cock,for me to lick. I’ve always wanted to taste blood from a cock!”,she growled. It was at this point,with my cock helpless in her grasp and a sharp knife being held against it,that panic mode hit. I wrenched my legs and broke the cuffs and pulled my arms down,ripping out the headboard in the process. She looked shocked! I managed to snap myself free of the cuffs and threw on my clothes. Usain Bolt had nothing on me that night-not even my shadow could catch me. One slip and I’d have been Bobbited!!! I still shudder about it to this day!!! Andddddd ...... what's your problem
Losing my favourite body part!!"You win hands down | |||
"Worst for us when we met a local couple In the pub then agreed to go back to our house. All went well as we all got on ... Mrs was with the other guy and I was with his partner. I was fucking her in our bed and afterwards looked down and she had shat on our white bed sheets. Worst of all when I said to her what has happened she just blamed me for fucking her too hard. She made no attempt to clean up or apologise... " She must have done that on purpose, no one shits themselves fucking pussy! | |||
