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Unwashed Genetalia?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anybody had the misfortune of a meet with a bloke with a bellend like a block of brie or a woman with a snatch as stinky as a sardine sandwich?
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I have come lips to lips with an unpleasant smelling lady garden. I lasted literally seconds down there. It was an early experience but thankfully there are some very tasty ones on here I could enjoy for ages. |
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"I have come lips to lips with an unpleasant smelling lady garden. I lasted literally seconds down there. It was an early experience but thankfully there are some very tasty ones on here I could enjoy for ages."
Same experience happened to me years ago. It smelled like a blocked urinal.  YUGHHH. |
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"I have come lips to lips with an unpleasant smelling lady garden. I lasted literally seconds down there. It was an early experience but thankfully there are some very tasty ones on here I could enjoy for ages.
Same experience happened to me years ago. It smelled like a blocked urinal. YUGHHH."
Yep, there's a difference between smelling musky and smelling like a husky! |
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thankfully not, on both sides.
however have smelt ones that were slightly musky but put it down to travelling.
i personally make an excuse to have a piss before any naked fun and go wash myself while there, to make sure no unsavoury flavouring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off
oh yes!!!! guys......if you want rimming you need to ensure you have a good old wash in the crack "
I nearly spat milkshake everywhere LOOOOOOOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.
But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off"
lmfaopmsl that made me laugh |
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"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.
But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off
lmfaopmsl that made me laugh"
One turned over and said do me doggy style, the stench was rank, I told her to fuck off to the bathroom and wash it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.
But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off
lmfaopmsl that made me laugh
One turned over and said do me doggy style, the stench was rank, I told her to fuck off to the bathroom and wash it"
lol dude that wouldve put me off completely |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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Had a meat once where the house was grimy but she was cute Sir and I were keen to play with her her oh however stank I tried to go down on him and wretched Sir saw this and told me to get dressed and we left I then wiped my feet on the way out and scrubbed myself in bleach when I got home |
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"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.
But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off
lmfaopmsl that made me laugh
One turned over and said do me doggy style, the stench was rank, I told her to fuck off to the bathroom and wash it
lol dude that wouldve put me off completely "
It ruined the mood a little |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off
oh yes!!!! guys......if you want rimming you need to ensure you have a good old wash in the crack "
With a power washer I reckon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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'Same experience happened to me years ago. It smelled like a blocked urinal. YUGHHH.'
same here thing it was with a lady i had met several times before and she had aways tasted sweat as anything before, till one day she called on way home from work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never had misfortune of smelly cock but i would have to be honest with someone if it stank. Just no need for it i mean how much is a bar of bloody soap? haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Luckily for me I think lol I can't google while on phone as my phone dies if I try and do more than one thing at once lol. "
just imagine a fanny driping with gangerine(however u spell it) and puss filled boils... |
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"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.
But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off
lmfaopmsl that made me laugh
One turned over and said do me doggy style, the stench was rank, I told her to fuck off to the bathroom and wash it"
Did you go there after? If yes, says more about you. |
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"Had a meat once where the house was grimy but she was cute Sir and I were keen to play with her her oh however stank I tried to go down on him and wretched Sir saw this and told me to get dressed and we left I then wiped my feet on the way out and scrubbed myself in bleach when I got home"
I don't get people still prepared to give dirty people a go. Why?!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Years ago I wet down on a woman and her pubic hair was a bit more au naturale than I'd bargained for, in that it was all matted and stunk to high heaven of what must have been a week's worth of stale piss! I was back on my feet faster than Jesus was when he found out cream eggs were back in t' shops! Yuckety, yuck!
Always been wary of pussys that are packing pubes since that day, so try to stick exclusively to smooth since.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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never had it myself
I think people with smelly bits tend to be just dirty all over, i mean your not going to shower and not wash you bits are you so if they have a smelly cock im sure they must smell in general
I have met guys who have had a BO problem so ive never got as far as playing with them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That's y u do the scratch n sniff test....lol if smells like chicken I'm licking, if it smells like trout I'm out...
There is no excuse for it though and for me I've never experienced it or been the nasty fucker to be cheesy n smeeling of b.o
Don't these people have any shame....if times are that bad message me I'll get u some radox..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would actually be quite embarrassed if a woman said to me my cock smelt. I can't imagine anything more off putting than the smell or taste of cheese. As for women got to be clean and preferably trimmed or shaven. Can't stand the smell or taste of fish. Luckily only happened to me once. |
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I have met cocks with cottage cheese under the foreskin - also a couple of cut guys who were cheesey!!!
They don't have any shame! When told that things won't be going any further they don't get it and even get miffed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have met cocks with cottage cheese under the foreskin - also a couple of cut guys who were cheesey!!!
They don't have any shame! When told that things won't be going any further they don't get it and even get miffed! "
100% agree with you - peoples personal hygine is an absolute must for me and i to have often walked away from "meets" with both male and females because they are not clean - yuck yuck yuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a meat once where the house was grimy but she was cute Sir and I were keen to play with her her oh however stank I tried to go down on him and wretched Sir saw this and told me to get dressed and we left I then wiped my feet on the way out and scrubbed myself in bleach when I got home
I don't get people still prepared to give dirty people a go. Why?!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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ITS A NO GO for me i am not having sex with dirty people who smell ,,,,,,, and if thay did i would be out there fast .In this day and age theres just no need for this .... oooo god noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.  |
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