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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don’t actually mind wearing condoms. Bit of a mood killer perhaps but all very necessary. Some guys kick up a right fuss about wearing them but it’s so normal in this lifestyle why is there such a bareback fantasy? |
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Essential. But here's what happened to a friend:
Fancied himself as something of a quick draw artist, so kept condoms in the bedside cabinet. Some poor girl got invited back and prior to entry friend reaches for the drawer and pulls out a condom ], rips the foil off with his teeth hen attempts to put it on with one hand.
Can't. Tries harder. Can't.
Uses two hands. Still can't get the thing on.
Switches on the light.
And finds he's been trying to put on a cough sweet.
Which is s true story. And no, it wasn't either of us. |
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"Essential. But here's what happened to a friend:
Fancied himself as something of a quick draw artist, so kept condoms in the bedside cabinet. Some poor girl got invited back and prior to entry friend reaches for the drawer and pulls out a condom ], rips the foil off with his teeth hen attempts to put it on with one hand.
Can't. Tries harder. Can't.
Uses two hands. Still can't get the thing on.
Switches on the light.
And finds he's been trying to put on a cough sweet.
Which is s true story. And no, it wasn't either of us."
Did he use it for deep throat instead?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Essential. But here's what happened to a friend:
Fancied himself as something of a quick draw artist, so kept condoms in the bedside cabinet. Some poor girl got invited back and prior to entry friend reaches for the drawer and pulls out a condom ], rips the foil off with his teeth hen attempts to put it on with one hand.
Can't. Tries harder. Can't.
Uses two hands. Still can't get the thing on.
Switches on the light.
And finds he's been trying to put on a cough sweet.
Which is s true story. And no, it wasn't either of us.
Did he use it for deep throat instead? "
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