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It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape. |
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"It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape."
Oh I hate that too. They talk over the film and then ask you what’s happening! |
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"It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape.
Oh I hate that too. They talk over the film and then ask you what’s happening!"
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Just before Christmas because I had not got her a present , it was easier to dump her, it was a long time ago, I'm a horrible person 
That’s so mean!"
Yes it was, it was also a shame as she was quite nice, but I saved £9.50  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once went out with a girl I was really into and the first time we went to bed she had really hairy legs! I mean like really hairy almost like mine and she said she didn’t like to shave her legs ever. Shallow I know but put me right off. |
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Woke up with a bed shake one morning and saw my bf at time wanking himself next to me. Well hellooooo I’m lying next to you , naked and always ready for sex  
Next day , sent him a text saying we are not working babe. Who knows maybe he wanked over that text too (grrrr) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too numerous, I’ve parted company with ladies for the following heinous crimes .....
Buying me presents
Sending flowers to me
Changing her relationship status on Facebook
Watching Mrs Brown’s Boys
Being too good looking
Declaring love after 3 weeks
Turning up to watch me play rugby three hours drive away without being invited.
Asking for ketchup with fillet steak.
I suspect the real problem was me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a teenager I had a beautiful girlfriend for 3 weeks but broke it off with her as she smoked and I just couldn't bring myself to kiss her...shame, still think about that now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a teenager I had a beautiful girlfriend for 3 weeks but broke it off with her as she smoked and I just couldn't bring myself to kiss her...shame, still think about that now lol"
That’s fine. Smoking is very divisive |
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I once parted with a girl who woke me up with a particularly loud fart. The more I think about though, the more I think it was my own fart that woke.
If you're reading this SJ, sorry! You were a really sweet girl too |
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"I once went out with a girl I was really into and the first time we went to bed she had really hairy legs! I mean like really hairy almost like mine and she said she didn’t like to shave her legs ever. Shallow I know but put me right off. "
I’m with you on that. Each to their own and all that, but I understand your horror. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was also dumped by text because I made a joke about her big boobs and didn't realize she had confidence problems about them...looking back, I realize that I was a dick of the highest order. I thought I was being funny, but ultimately I just upset her for no reason |
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"I was also dumped by text because I made a joke about her big boobs and didn't realize she had confidence problems about them...looking back, I realize that I was a dick of the highest order. I thought I was being funny, but ultimately I just upset her for no reason "
Glad you’ve seen the error of your ways! |
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"It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape."
In fairness the cinema is a stupid place for a first date - how on earth do you get to know someone with out talking through the film. |
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"Woke up with a bed shake one morning and saw my bf at time wanking himself next to me. Well hellooooo I’m lying next to you , naked and always ready for sex
Next day , sent him a text saying we are not working babe. Who knows maybe he wanked over that text too (grrrr) "
Wow! What an idiot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once went out with a girl I was really into and the first time we went to bed she had really hairy legs! I mean like really hairy almost like mine and she said she didn’t like to shave her legs ever. Shallow I know but put me right off.
I’m with you on that. Each to their own and all that, but I understand your horror. "
I nearly checked for an Adam’s apple they were that bad  |
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I used to dump any guy that used to send me flowers!! It’s was like the kiss of death for them as I perceived they were trying to buy me lol.....(I now realise how nice it was of them And would love Mr G to send some every once in a while) My Mum used to cringe seeing me come from work with flowers and then see how long it would take for the dreaded phone call!! Lol...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a teenager I had a boyfriend who ate biscuits and always opted for tomato sauace. I decided that this was way too feminine so dumped him "
That's actually repulsive, not feminine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a teenager I had a boyfriend who ate biscuits and always opted for tomato sauace. I decided that this was way too feminine so dumped him
That's actually repulsive, not feminine"
Not together! That would definitely be a legit reason if that were the case, ughh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crap bj
Is there such a thing?
Of course.
You could of helped her improve her technique - that would of been fun as well. "
Who likes to be told wat to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Way too needy.... first "date" she came to Worcester for us to go out for drink/meal. Insisted on going to Tesco...buying stuff and cooking me a meal....thought a bit odd...but hey ho, she sayed over and to be fair was a decent fuck.
Second time...met up in Brum Hotel to go see a gig...meal...clubbing etc. I bought tickets, she paid hotel.
She also turned up with two new shirts, a hoodie and a jacket for me as "presents" ... next morning invited me back to hers met her young daughter who adked if I was going to be her new daddy...to which she said yes!! Couldn't see me for dust...WTF? This actually happened !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I (mr) once ended it with a girl because I went to the loo immediately after her and a poo was floating in the water. I just couldn’t get it out of my mind!! Again, shallow.... but it just killed it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i had a partner a few years ago who at the time we met didnt have a fixed address. I let him stay a couple of nights with me at mine thoughtout the week.the rest of the time he stayed at mates houses.however he would spend the days playing football with a group of guys who used him to get booze for them,which he did. After the guys went home my ex would then go to a mates house and drink there.then if he was staying at mine he would stagger in d*unk late.(he never spent anytime with me as a couple ever.)he even took me to an exes house because it was her son's 18th birthday party.(another excuse to drink knowing i dont touch alcohol)i went home alone. and he came crawling in hours later pissed. I warned him i had enough of him using my kindness,and my home. I kicked him out because he woudnt change. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape."
Cinema dates are usefulike that to see what they are like to sit watching a film with. Some people are real annoying when asking loads of questions as if they cant follow a plot or are not seeing what you are. |
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Had no choice really when I was 20 ish and realised I'd slept with her mum while her dad watched and cleaned me up. It was my introduction to the hotwife swinging scene but the fact her dad had swallowed my cum before she had. Family meals would have been to awkward |
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"I once parted with a girl who woke me up with a particularly loud fart. The more I think about though, the more I think it was my own fart that woke.
If you're reading this SJ, sorry! You were a really sweet girl too "
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"i had a partner a few years ago who at the time we met didnt have a fixed address. I let him stay a couple of nights with me at mine thoughtout the week.the rest of the time he stayed at mates houses.however he would spend the days playing football with a group of guys who used him to get booze for them,which he did. After the guys went home my ex would then go to a mates house and drink there.then if he was staying at mine he would stagger in d*unk late.(he never spent anytime with me as a couple ever.)he even took me to an exes house because it was her son's 18th birthday party.(another excuse to drink knowing i dont touch alcohol)i went home alone. and he came crawling in hours later pissed. I warned him i had enough of him using my kindness,and my home. I kicked him out because he woudnt change."
Sounds like you completely did the right thing here. He didn’t sound like a fun guy and I doubt he would ever change. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.
They seem to be making a comeback. "
Ohhh really?  of all the things to come back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm learning a lot of things from this thread when it comes to men
-dont leave shit in the toilet
-dont buy them things and introduce to your kids
- dont bite their lips
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.
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if he was the same age, chances are his mam bought him them, as mam's do .....it's only as you get older you start buying black or other colour socks...I'm 52 and don't own any plain white socks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I (mr) once ended it with a girl because I went to the loo immediately after her and a poo was floating in the water. I just couldn’t get it out of my mind!! Again, shallow.... but it just killed it!! "
Was it a shock that day learning that girls take shits too? |
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"I'm learning a lot of things from this thread when it comes to men
-dont leave shit in the toilet
-dont buy them things and introduce to your kids
- dont bite their lips
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It’s a great thread - like yourself learning so much.
I’ve already got rid of all my white sock - it a shame the kids aren’t so easy.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.
if he was the same age, chances are his mam bought him them, as mam's do .....it's only as you get older you start buying black or other colour socks...I'm 52 and don't own any plain white socks lol"
Very true. He also had a pink shirt on but I liked the shirt hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.
What are toweling socks?"
They were a thing in the late 80s early 90s terry towling (like nappies) cane in neon colours too xx |
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"Woke up with a bed shake one morning and saw my bf at time wanking himself next to me. Well hellooooo I’m lying next to you , naked and always ready for sex
Next day , sent him a text saying we are not working babe. Who knows maybe he wanked over that text too (grrrr) "
cant understand some people |
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