Can't make it because...

By *ont Ask Dont Get OP Woman over a year ago

amersham

Just wondered what is the most interesting / inventive / unbelievable excuse you have been given for a no show...

By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I got a better offer........

Cheeky sod!!!

By *ont Ask Dont Get OP Woman over a year ago

amersham

"I got a better offer....

What a charmer...bet you're disappointed you didn't meet him!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wasnt this topic up last week? And the week before? And before that?....

By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

We don't discriminate against repeaters, in fact sometimes it is a good thing

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last week I had arranged a gang bang with 10 guys

Dad in hospital, have to drive mum there...9

Car just crashed into me in tesco........8

I got cold feet...least he was honest...... 7

Other just blocked me......6

Least the lady still got 6

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well we never got any excuses a day before we were to meet they blocked us lol

By *ont Ask Dont Get OP Woman over a year ago

amersham

"wasnt this topic up last week? And the week before? And before that?...."

Sorry...I honestly haven't seen it but am quite new to the forums

By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I have to go snowboarding (i wasnt aware they'd made it mandatory)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our washing machine broke down and mum and dad are coming round to pick up our washing ...... Ok I believe you another time then