"Hi we are visiting chams at Darlaston on 7th June, which will be our first visit to a swinger club and wondered if there is any etiquette that single guys abide by.
We dont mind playing with single guys but we dont wat them to pull condom off and cum over Bev nor do we want guys to just wank over her any suggestions most welcome."
Etiquette for Couples Arriving at clubs Wanting Single Guys:
1) You arrive at the club and register, if you read the small print at this stage, you'll see that you forfeit ownership of your wife to all the single guys in the club at this point)
2) The doorman will take your wifes coat, before taking her on The Club Tour, while escorting you to the bar, where you will remain all night
3) As your wife enters the open room, the first single guy will instantly touch her ass, while a second one will grab her boobs. All the other single guys will be in the room naked and wanking ofcourse.
4) Your wife will say she is happy to play with 1 or 2 guys only and no bareback!
5) As soon as the 2 selected guys start to play with her, rule 4 will be discarded as will the bareback rule.
6) You will be sat at the bar chatting to the hosts wondering why the club tour for your wife is taking so long
7) Your wife will be handed back to you some hours later, dishevelled and with a big smile on her face wondering where you have been all night and did you have fun.
8) You go home and agree next time to go on a couples only night!
Clearly the above isn't true and is intended as a tongue in cheek version.
What really happens, though I haven't been to Chams personally, is whatever your doing and with whomever your doing it with, No means No in any club. If you want single guys to play with Bev, then when you go into a room with guys in let them know, and tell them clearly no bareback, no cum on Bev and no wanking over her. It depends how many guys are in the room, and you can choose to say that they can watch only invite 1 or more to join in and be clear that you don't want others to join in or make it a free for all, whatever you 2 enjoy.
Despite what is said on many threads on this site, most single guys, and I am one, are very respectful of ladies and couples, and will happily comply with what you want, so long as you tell them. Where it goes wrong, in my view, is when a couple get started, allow several guys to join in, which can quickly become a scrum, and then stop because too many involved, whereas if the male of the couple simply said too many , pull back and just you 3 continue, the guys would step back and everyone ends up having the fun they wanted.
Hope the serious bit at the end of the message helps as I'm sure you'll have fun. |
