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" Unfortunately, not being familiar with many of the acronyms on here, I would appreciate if people would refrain from the use of acronyms, without at least once stating the full phase. I've got my self in a few jolly old scrapes with irate ladies over the past few weeks, purely down to misunderstandings around this. For example Melanie 18 asked me to meet her in a hotel room with one of my FB's but when I turned up with 'Treasure Island' she went ballistic and started crying and carrying on. If FB is not favourite book, then what on earth is it? Then there was Brenda 72 from West Sussex. We had been getting on great for weeks and she told me that what she really wanted was a FWB. Thinking that, at her age, she might be a little unsteady on her legs and also that she may be able to commute up to a travelodge or something up here in Yorkshire, I very kindly bought and had delivered for her, the 'Four wheeled bicycle' that she requested but have not heard anything from her since. I hope she is OK and hasn't had an accident due to a freak accident with a bicycle clip or something. Or have I got this one wrong too? Please help and advise me if so. However, all of this pales into insignificance compared to the unfortunate incident that I had with Randy 47 and Roger 52 from Tayside. I innocently turned up with the 'deluxe pizza' that they said they wanted in the hotel room and all kinds of funny things happened to me and now when I go to the toilet I have a very big bum hole. Do you you think I got it wrong and DP actually stands for 'deep pan'? Please help!!!" pmsl that is soo funny | |||
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" Unfortunately, not being familiar with many of the acronyms on here, I would appreciate if people would refrain from the use of acronyms, without at least once stating the full phase. I've got my self in a few jolly old scrapes with irate ladies over the past few weeks, purely down to misunderstandings around this. For example Melanie 18 asked me to meet her in a hotel room with one of my FB's but when I turned up with 'Treasure Island' she went ballistic and started crying and carrying on. If FB is not favourite book, then what on earth is it? Then there was Brenda 72 from West Sussex. We had been getting on great for weeks and she told me that what she really wanted was a FWB. Thinking that, at her age, she might be a little unsteady on her legs and also that she may be able to commute up to a travelodge or something up here in Yorkshire, I very kindly bought and had delivered for her, the 'Four wheeled bicycle' that she requested but have not heard anything from her since. I hope she is OK and hasn't had an accident due to a freak accident with a bicycle clip or something. Or have I got this one wrong too? Please help and advise me if so. However, all of this pales into insignificance compared to the unfortunate incident that I had with Randy 47 and Roger 52 from Tayside. I innocently turned up with the 'deluxe pizza' that they said they wanted in the hotel room and all kinds of funny things happened to me and now when I go to the toilet I have a very big bum hole. Do you you think I got it wrong and DP actually stands for 'deep pan'? Please help!!!pmsl that is soo funny" There is nothing funny about it when i try to do a number 2 these days, I can assure you! lol | |||
"I had a very similar occurrence when I turned up to meet BigBoyHung_VVWE and MassiveTodger1983.....my Deluxe Vegetarian Pizza was completely ignored and I couldn't sit down for a week....on the plus side, our local 5-a-side league lost a goal due to high winds, as my legs were so far apart, I was able to string a fishing net between them and save the day........ "Haha, hope they were measured to regulation width or the game could have to be replayed  lol | |||
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"I had a very similar occurrence when I turned up to meet BigBoyHung_VVWE and MassiveTodger1983.....my Deluxe Vegetarian Pizza was completely ignored and I couldn't sit down for a week....on the plus side, our local 5-a-side league lost a goal due to high winds, as my legs were so far apart, I was able to string a fishing net between them and save the day........ "hilarious lol  | |||
"Well, I was ROFLMAO, for ages after reading your post. Oh and BTW, you should do stand-up comedy. We often seek BBC but often end up watching channel 4 if its not available. Anyway, TTFN." Any gigs going in Stenson Fields then? Don't any problem with the 'stand up' and that ain't wi Viagra either! lol. Where is Stenson Fields anyway? I expect flying down, my own dressing room and specific foodstuffs. Plus I'll probably need a make up artist and a dwarf to squeeze my feet  x | |||
"Well, I was ROFLMAO, for ages after reading your post. Oh and BTW, you should do stand-up comedy. We often seek BBC but often end up watching channel 4 if its not available. Anyway, TTFN. Any gigs going in Stenson Fields then? Don't any problem with the 'stand up' and that ain't wi Viagra either! lol. Where is Stenson Fields anyway? I expect flying down, my own dressing room and specific foodstuffs. Plus I'll probably need a make up artist and a dwarf to squeeze my feet x"Well, what you'll get is a 'house party', some call it a 'swap shop' but either way Noel Edmonds will not be in attendance. Stenson Fields is a desirable location situated in the 'burbs of Derby. It is surrounded by errm....fields and even has a canal running nearby! Due to the location of several electricity pylons ( yes....we have electricity too....thanks to the local fat club hooking up their treadmills to the national grid), arriving by air is not recommended as landing may cause severe problems to ones health. Feel free to use the aforementioned canal system, but be advised, we intend to retire from swinging in the next few years, so at the regulated 4mph speed limit, you may want to depart NOW! Personally we recommend arriving by road using a mechanized vehicle, commonly known as a car. Alternatives to the car include buses, which are larger, and a designated person will drive for you. We are also close to a train station, so you could be on the right track by choosing this mode of transport too. Anyway, we will leave it to your discretion. | |||
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"Well, I was ROFLMAO, for ages after reading your post. Oh and BTW, you should do stand-up comedy. We often seek BBC but often end up watching channel 4 if its not available. Anyway, TTFN. Any gigs going in Stenson Fields then? Don't any problem with the 'stand up' and that ain't wi Viagra either! lol. Where is Stenson Fields anyway? I expect flying down, my own dressing room and specific foodstuffs. Plus I'll probably need a make up artist and a dwarf to squeeze my feet x
Well, what you'll get is a 'house party', some call it a 'swap shop' but either way Noel Edmonds will not be in attendance.
Stenson Fields is a desirable location situated in the 'burbs of Derby. It is surrounded by errm....fields and even has a canal running nearby! Due to the location of several electricity pylons ( yes....we have electricity too....thanks to the local fat club hooking up their treadmills to the national grid), arriving by air is not recommended as landing may cause severe problems to ones health. Feel free to use the aforementioned canal system, but be advised, we intend to retire from swinging in the next few years, so at the regulated 4mph speed limit, you may want to depart NOW!
Personally we recommend arriving by road using a mechanized vehicle, commonly known as a car. Alternatives to the car include buses, which are larger, and a designated person will drive for you. We are also close to a train station, so you could be on the right track by choosing this mode of transport too.
Anyway, we will leave it to your discretion. "Hahaha, love it
However I live in Barnsley, so have a few questions first. As we have not gone decimalised yet and still use bobs as our main currency, will I need to change these at a bureau de change or are they still classed as legal tender in Derby?
Also, what are the horseless chariots that you speak of? I have heard rumours of their existence but always thought it was just fantasy!
I have seen the big iron snake that cuts through the hills here, it is the living devil!
I will set off on my trusty pit pony, unfortunately it is blind after spending twenty years down a mine, but I shall navigate with my dowser. However if the iron snake approaches, I fear we may be eaten before we arrive at your stable 
Also, as rickets, TB and cholera are still rife here, would I need to have jabs done or will leaches suffice?
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"Excuse my innocence but what is fwb?! X" Isn't floboddy wobbly bits?  | |||
"Excuse my innocence but what is fwb?! X" Well I thought it was four wheel bicycle! Lol Friend with benefits! It's a bit confusing round here though, as most people are on benefits! | |||
"Excuse my innocence but what is fwb?! X Isn't floboddy wobbly bits? "Hahaha | |||
"Mrs Lincs would love a DP, but sadly she would much prefer a deep pan. Maybe thats the answer, combine the two!!" Haha, could bring a whole new meaning to a 'double pepperoni'  | |||
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 she responded with the message "See You Next Tuesday"....when I attempted to ascertain where we would meet the following Tuesday, I had been blocked (an accident I am sure)
One other thing I have noticed is that there seems to be quite a lot of female Bolton Wanderers supporters mentioning their team, but making a common typographical error of typing M instead of W in BWFC, just for info, the M is on the bottom line of a QWERTY keyboard with the W on top...hope this helps you ladies out....
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" Unfortunately, not being familiar with many of the acronyms on here, I would appreciate if people would refrain from the use of acronyms, without at least once stating the full phase. I've got my self in a few jolly old scrapes with irate ladies over the past few weeks, purely down to misunderstandings around this. For example Melanie 18 asked me to meet her in a hotel room with one of my FB's but when I turned up with 'Treasure Island' she went ballistic and started crying and carrying on. If FB is not favourite book, then what on earth is it? Then there was Brenda 72 from West Sussex. We had been getting on great for weeks and she told me that what she really wanted was a FWB. Thinking that, at her age, she might be a little unsteady on her legs and also that she may be able to commute up to a travelodge or something up here in Yorkshire, I very kindly bought and had delivered for her, the 'Four wheeled bicycle' that she requested but have not heard anything from her since. I hope she is OK and hasn't had an accident due to a freak accident with a bicycle clip or something. Or have I got this one wrong too? Please help and advise me if so. However, all of this pales into insignificance compared to the unfortunate incident that I had with Randy 47 and Roger 52 from Tayside. I innocently turned up with the 'deluxe pizza' that they said they wanted in the hotel room and all kinds of funny things happened to me and now when I go to the toilet I have a very big bum hole. Do you you think I got it wrong and DP actually stands for 'deep pan'? Please help!!!"  | |||
"I wonder if someone could enlighten me on the acronym BBC....I'm not naive enough to think it refers to our beloved, apolitical, non-biased Broadcasting Corporation, however, when I messaged BBC_Lover_mmmm_81 to tell her about my whole family's love of BBC and offer to show the photograph album my elderly mother has compiled of all our Beloved Black Cats over the years, starting with Tiddles in 1949 and going up to MJ in the present (renamed from Felix after an unfortunate accident with a bottle of bleach) she responded with the message "See You Next Tuesday"....when I attempted to ascertain where we would meet the following Tuesday, I had been blocked (an accident I am sure)
One other thing I have noticed is that there seems to be quite a lot of female Bolton Wanderers supporters mentioning their team, but making a common typographical error of typing M instead of W in BWFC, just for info, the M is on the bottom line of a QWERTY keyboard with the W on top...hope this helps you ladies out....
"Yes you do raise an interesting point here, the amount of people I've seen on here who can't seem to get BBC is quite shocking. If the reception is so bad around so many different parts of the country, it makes you wonder what we actually pay our license fee for! | |||
"I wonder if someone could enlighten me on the acronym BBC....I'm not naive enough to think it refers to our beloved, apolitical, non-biased Broadcasting Corporation, however, when I messaged BBC_Lover_mmmm_81 to tell her about my whole family's love of BBC and offer to show the photograph album my elderly mother has compiled of all our Beloved Black Cats over the years, starting with Tiddles in 1949 and going up to MJ in the present (renamed from Felix after an unfortunate accident with a bottle of bleach) she responded with the message "See You Next Tuesday"....when I attempted to ascertain where we would meet the following Tuesday, I had been blocked (an accident I am sure)
One other thing I have noticed is that there seems to be quite a lot of female Bolton Wanderers supporters mentioning their team, but making a common typographical error of typing M instead of W in BWFC, just for info, the M is on the bottom line of a QWERTY keyboard with the W on top...hope this helps you ladies out....
Yes you do raise an interesting point here, the amount of people I've seen on here who can't seem to get BBC is quite shocking. If the reception is so bad around so many different parts of the country, it makes you wonder what we actually pay our license fee for! "I was watching the BBC on the TV last night.... till he realised it wasnt a woman LOL | |||
"I I was watching the BBC on the TV last night.... till he realised it wasnt a woman LOL"Are you really sure you want to broadcast that? | |||
"I I was watching the BBC on the TV last night.... till he realised it wasnt a woman LOL
Are you really sure you want to broadcast that?"depends if im given licence to | |||
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"I also find it curious on here the amount of girls who request a Blue-Berry Waffle on meeting, as well as guys stating their love for the BBW i blame starbucks and the like for introducing these foreign delicacies! I used to have on my profile KKL Kit-Kat lover but it doesnt nearly get the attention that the BlueBerry Waffle gets!" those blue berry waffles eh, a minute on the lips a lifetime on the hips, but so what some people like that. | |||
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"Big Dirty Shaven Muffs,although av heard some idiots say its to do with Bondage, Gominance and Sado-Machosism honestly you get all sorts on here! "'Gominance'???? Now that's one I defo not heard of!!!!! PS can someone call a paramedic - am nearly having coronary reading this thread....... ROFPMSL!! | |||
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"Imagine my amusement when a female asked me if i was into BDSM, I answered that of course i was into Big Dirty Shaven Muffs why else would I be here! Well needless to say i think my sexual knowledge over-whelmed her so I haven't heard from her since - she'll be back no doubt! "and there was me thinking it was bi daily suppository medication | |||
"I was asked to join a spitroast. Obviously I had become wary of acronyms and thought this to be a goliath one. I mused on it a while till I worked it out. Imagine my shock when I turned up thinking it meant to Slip Penis Into The Rear Of A Slutty Trollop, got undressed and whipped out my cock only to find they were having a bbq and spitroasting a chicken
Oh the shame!"never spitroast a chicken, it might peck your bell end | |||
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"I was asked to join a spitroast. Obviously I had become wary of acronyms and thought this to be a goliath one. I mused on it a while till I worked it out. Imagine my shock when I turned up thinking it meant to Slip Penis Into The Rear Of A Slutty Trollop, got undressed and whipped out my cock only to find they were having a bbq and spitroasting a chicken
Oh the shame!
never spitroast a chicken, it might peck your bell end"That's why it's always a good idea to use roasting bags, rather than condoms when spitroasting as they retain all the juices better, plus they don't melt in the oven. | |||
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"so, does ITV mean in the vagina??? " Dunno but it makes perfect sense to me, happy to try it! lol | |||
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"PMSLSMIDMTAMSFO this is a texan one "Sounds fucking painful to me, especially from past experiences so, for that reason ............I'm Out! | |||
"PMSLSMIDMTAMSFO this is a texan one
Sounds fucking painful to me, especially from past experiences so, for that reason ............I'm Out!"pissed my self laughing so much i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off | |||
"PMSLSMIDMTAMSFO this is a texan one
Sounds fucking painful to me, especially from past experiences so, for that reason ............I'm Out!"pissed my self laughing so much i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off | |||
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"so, does ITV mean in the vagina??? Dunno but it makes perfect sense to me, happy to try it! lol" . any time lol | |||
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"WTF is an acronym? "Acronyms and initialisms are abbreviations formed from the initial components in a phrase or a word. These components may be individual letters (as in CEO) or parts ... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym_and_initialism - ps i did get the WTF lol | |||
"WTF is an acronym?
Acronyms and initialisms are abbreviations formed from the initial components in a phrase or a word. These components may be individual letters (as in CEO) or parts ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym_and_initialism -
ps i did get the WTF
lol "watch the fanny ? lol | |||
 apmp ttfn
Anyway acronyms nfi ? | |||
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"I was asked to join a spitroast. Obviously I had become wary of acronyms and thought this to be a goliath one. I mused on it a while till I worked it out. Imagine my shock when I turned up thinking it meant to Slip Penis Into The Rear Of A Slutty Trollop, got undressed and whipped out my cock only to find they were having a bbq and spitroasting a chicken
Oh the shame!
never spitroast a chicken, it might peck your bell end
That's why it's always a good idea to use roasting bags, rather than condoms when spitroasting as they retain all the juices better, plus they don't melt in the oven."so thats what a femi dom is for, by the way tranny used to mean transitor radio now it means a tv which doesnt mean a television, confused? maybe a tranny is a tv that is terrible to look at LOL (which means LICKS OUT LABIA ...i think) | |||
"WTF is an acronym?
Acronyms and initialisms are abbreviations formed from the initial components in a phrase or a word. These components may be individual letters (as in CEO) or parts ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym_and_initialism -
ps i did get the WTF
lol
watch the fanny ? lol"No, it's a hygiene message, Wipe The Fanny.....and if followed by the letters OTC, it means On The Curtains, not Officer Training Corps or Over The Counter | |||
"all these TLA's and FLA's and so on have got me in need of some VLTL's!! "VLTL is that vaginal lips totally licked? | |||
"all these TLA's and FLA's and so on have got me in need of some VLTL's!!
VLTL is that vaginal lips totally licked?"No Very Large Tenna Lady | |||
"I was asked to join a spitroast. Obviously I had become wary of acronyms and thought this to be a goliath one. I mused on it a while till I worked it out. Imagine my shock when I turned up thinking it meant to Slip Penis Into The Rear Of A Slutty Trollop, got undressed and whipped out my cock only to find they were having a bbq and spitroasting a chicken
Oh the shame!
never spitroast a chicken, it might peck your bell end
That's why it's always a good idea to use roasting bags, rather than condoms when spitroasting as they retain all the juices better, plus they don't melt in the oven.
so thats what a femi dom is for,
by the way tranny used to mean transitor radio now it means a tv which doesnt mean a television, confused? maybe a tranny is a tv that is terrible to look at LOL (which means LICKS OUT LABIA ...i think)"Dunno, I'm from Barnsley, we still call em wirelesses
LOL? I'd be interested in trying that one then, if your understanding is correct I don't want to do it if you've just been to the toilet though!
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"so, does ITV mean in the vagina??? Dunno but it makes perfect sense to me, happy to try it! lol. any time lol "OK, thank you. I will arrange a visiting order with the warden, for you to come and visit me! A nice chianti and some fava beans wouldn't go amiss either lol | |||
" LOL? I'd be interested in trying that one then, if your understanding is correct I don't want to do it if you've just been to the toilet though!
"So long as she's WTF OTC then you should be ok licking | |||
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" LOL? I'd be interested in trying that one then, if your understanding is correct I don't want to do it if you've just been to the toilet though!
So long as she's WTF OTC then you should be ok licking "PMSL, depends what the curtains are like though, if they're freshly washed and fabric conditioner then fine but if, on the other hand, they are matted with chip fat and dog hairs, then i wouldn't be too keen | |||
"Pmsl typical Barnsley lad "What's tha mean, full o shite? lol | |||
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"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips??????? "Well if you insist, that is very kind of you to offer, what's your address? lol | |||
"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips??????? "Not... Pick ME sexy lads? | |||
"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips???????
Well if you insist, that is very kind of you to offer, what's your address? lol "69 Arse End of Universe, AE12 5TU....see you soon | |||
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"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips???????
Well if you insist, that is very kind of you to offer, what's your address? lol
69 Arse End of Universe, AE12 5TU....see you soon"Great I'm on my way, I won't bother getting washed or owt though to save time, I'll just wipe my cock on your curtains before we start | |||
"LMAO - Lick My Arse 'Ole "Still being relatively new to the forums and these strange terms I thought that one was 'Lose Most Arguments On-line'. | |||
"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips???????
Well if you insist, that is very kind of you to offer, what's your address? lol
69 Arse End of Universe, AE12 5TU....see you soon
Great I'm on my way, I won't bother getting washed or owt though to save time, I'll just wipe my cock on your curtains before we start "'Kin 'ell, that's a bit posh for a Barnsley lad innit???? I'll get the whippet warmed up | |||
"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips???????
Well if you insist, that is very kind of you to offer, what's your address? lol
69 Arse End of Universe, AE12 5TU....see you soon
Great I'm on my way, I won't bother getting washed or owt though to save time, I'll just wipe my cock on your curtains before we start
'Kin 'ell, that's a bit posh for a Barnsley lad innit????
I'll get the whippet warmed up "Well I am the Mayor so I've got to set some kind of example
Reyt o lass, hope its not one o them wi them doggy dentures in though
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"WTF is an acronym?
Acronyms and initialisms are abbreviations formed from the initial components in a phrase or a word. These components may be individual letters (as in CEO) or parts ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym_and_initialism -
ps i did get the WTF
lol
watch the fanny ? lol"i thought it was "wait to fuck" a sign by the line at the greedy girls night | |||
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"OMG, I started to ROFLMFAO and then LSHABOWCO. i need VLTL now. "Passes round the VLTL's | |||
"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips???????
Well if you insist, that is very kind of you to offer, what's your address? lol
69 Arse End of Universe, AE12 5TU....see you soon
Great I'm on my way, I won't bother getting washed or owt though to save time, I'll just wipe my cock on your curtains before we start
'Kin 'ell, that's a bit posh for a Barnsley lad innit????
I'll get the whippet warmed up
Well I am the Mayor so I've got to set some kind of example
Reyt o lass, hope its not one o them wi them doggy dentures in though
"Mmmmmm, you gonna use your Chains of Office to restrain me n t'dog then, Your Worship???? | |||
"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips???????
Well if you insist, that is very kind of you to offer, what's your address? lol
69 Arse End of Universe, AE12 5TU....see you soon
Great I'm on my way, I won't bother getting washed or owt though to save time, I'll just wipe my cock on your curtains before we start
'Kin 'ell, that's a bit posh for a Barnsley lad innit????
I'll get the whippet warmed up
Well I am the Mayor so I've got to set some kind of example
Reyt o lass, hope its not one o them wi them doggy dentures in though
Mmmmmm, you gonna use your Chains of Office to restrain me n t'dog then, Your Worship???? "Too reyt a will lass, I'll get mi bloody belt to t' pair on yer n all, if the dunt behave tho sen | |||
"Seen this PMSL a few times too....Poke My Slippery Lips???????
Well if you insist, that is very kind of you to offer, what's your address? lol
69 Arse End of Universe, AE12 5TU....see you soon
Great I'm on my way, I won't bother getting washed or owt though to save time, I'll just wipe my cock on your curtains before we start
'Kin 'ell, that's a bit posh for a Barnsley lad innit????
I'll get the whippet warmed up
Well I am the Mayor so I've got to set some kind of example
Reyt o lass, hope its not one o them wi them doggy dentures in though
Mmmmmm, you gonna use your Chains of Office to restrain me n t'dog then, Your Worship????
Too reyt a will lass, I'll get mi bloody belt to t' pair on yer n all, if the dunt behave tho sen "No need to set off, I've just cum  | |||
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"Once ended up falling out with one of my best mates too with another misunderstanding around this before he got married, his wife sent me an invite and said that she wanted an RSVP as soon as possible. How was I supposed to know that it didn't stand for 'Really Sloppy Vaginal Penetration'!!!!!!!! He's never spoken to me again since this incident and my best man's services went to another but I'm hoping we can sort things out once I'm released
"Ungrateful git, wasn't he. . . . | |||
"Once ended up falling out with one of my best mates too with another misunderstanding around this before he got married, his wife sent me an invite and said that she wanted an RSVP as soon as possible. How was I supposed to know that it didn't stand for 'Really Sloppy Vaginal Penetration'!!!!!!!! He's never spoken to me again since this incident and my best man's services went to another but I'm hoping we can sort things out once I'm released
"thank u and u know why lol | |||
"Once ended up falling out with one of my best mates too with another misunderstanding around this before he got married, his wife sent me an invite and said that she wanted an RSVP as soon as possible. How was I supposed to know that it didn't stand for 'Really Sloppy Vaginal Penetration'!!!!!!!! He's never spoken to me again since this incident and my best man's services went to another but I'm hoping we can sort things out once I'm released
thank u and u know why lol "I've been blocked from bloody messaging for a couple of hours, what's that all about! Grrr!!!!! | |||
"Once ended up falling out with one of my best mates too with another misunderstanding around this before he got married, his wife sent me an invite and said that she wanted an RSVP as soon as possible. How was I supposed to know that it didn't stand for 'Really Sloppy Vaginal Penetration'!!!!!!!! He's never spoken to me again since this incident and my best man's services went to another but I'm hoping we can sort things out once I'm released
thank u and u know why lol
I've been blocked from bloody messaging for a couple of hours, what's that all about! Grrr!!!!! "have u sent loads? | |||
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"A fair few but not that many "does that mean u cant message til after midnite now? have pm'd u | |||
"A fair few but not that many
does that mean u cant message til after midnite now? have pm'd u "Yeah I've seen it but can't reply, god knows | |||
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"Imagine my surprise when AndyLovesAnal_1969 asked if I'd let him go ATM.....I started to say "no probs, don't forget your cash card" only to have my bottom plundered then my mouth filled before I could finish my sentence "Not saying that you're tight or owt Caz as I've only spoken to you once but did he get any cash out of you? lol | |||
"omg amazing thread, but i thought thread was something you did to a needle "Didn't even realise that I'd sent you a cock shot! | |||
"Imagine my surprise when AndyLovesAnal_1969 asked if I'd let him go ATM.....I started to say "no probs, don't forget your cash card" only to have my bottom plundered then my mouth filled before I could finish my sentence
Not saying that you're tight or owt Caz as I've only spoken to you once but did he get any cash out of you? lol"Ha, I'm a Northerner....CIA at Guantanamo couldn't get cash outta me | |||
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"Omg "Orgams from matinal gangband? | |||
"Omg
Orgams from matinal gangband?"Oh is that what it stands for? And all this time I thought it meant obese muffdiving grandads | |||
"Omg
Orgams from matinal gangband?
Oh is that what it stands for? And all this time I thought it meant obese muffdiving grandads "Hahahahahhahha. We need to check that one again. Lol | |||
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"So glad i didn't have a coffee . U lot cost me a fortune but once again thank u how to smile at the end of a12 hrs shift "Whats a HRS shift? Are you a hospitable rectal servant? Sounds a bit of a mucky job to me | |||
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