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Most perverse thing you have done
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i had a pot noodle once
What flavour?
well bombay bad boy of course, why would you need to ask, if your going to do it then to the max lol"
The only pot noodle for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i had a pot noodle once
What flavour?
well bombay bad boy of course, why would you need to ask, if your going to do it then to the max lol"
I take it was king size ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s not really perverse but I let a woman stick a dildo up my arse......yeah it’s not for me 
It weren’t that big but felt like she’d shoved a marrow up there. Thought I was gonna shit everywhere. Cool for some, not gonna go down that route again though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i had a pot noodle once
What flavour?
well bombay bad boy of course, why would you need to ask, if your going to do it then to the max lolI take it was king size ??"
Im feckin starvin now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha, though it was with a consenting adult, I'd probably be ostracised on here if I said what it was. So I won't 
Well, you can't exactly say that and not expect us to want the lurid details "
Ahh, I dunno, lol, it's absolutely disgusting. |
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"Ha ha, though it was with a consenting adult, I'd probably be ostracised on here if I said what it was. So I won't
Well, you can't exactly say that and not expect us to want the lurid details
Ahh, I dunno, lol, it's absolutely disgusting. "
It is entirely your choice, my good man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put some clear glass bottles in the green bottle bank the other day!
K"
Terrible!!! There are some things that you just shouldn’t share! Viv Judgymcjudgypants xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I kissed a girl, and I liked it...then I did some more and I loved it!! Viv xx
Haha , that made my day , well night ...
Nice one Viv 
Nice to see you again."
Haha, thank you, nice to be back (took some time out due to grief process) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was a Cub Scout !
I wanted to be in the scouts, but they’d only let me be in the girl guides x Viv x"
I am sure you would have gone down very well with the scouts ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chucked half a McDonald's in the bin, some things are just wrong !!
I would give my left nugget for a big Mac at the moment xx "
You should be on a register. This is horrifying to read |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was a Cub Scout !
I wanted to be in the scouts, but they’d only let me be in the girl guides x Viv x
I am sure you would have gone down very well with the scouts ! "
Haha, i was a nerdy tomboy so I would have fitted in better than the cookie cooking guides xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancied this girl so bad my m8 ended up fucking her one night years ago I licked the condom to see if I could taste her pussy"
This made me laugh too hard |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
...."I'm spinning around, move out of my way,
I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this,
I'm breaking it down, I'm not the same
I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this".......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
...."I'm spinning around, move out of my way,
I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this,
I'm breaking it down, I'm not the same
I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this"....... "
Baby baby baby
No shame Kylie is HOT |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
...."I'm spinning around, move out of my way,
I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this,
I'm breaking it down, I'm not the same
I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this"....... "
You need professional help , have you thought of rehab?? X |
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Not the most perverse but the most embarrassing thing was at a friend's house party when I was 16. I blew a guy out the side of the house in the dark and was proud as sin with myself thinking if got away with it not realising I'd a huge wad of jizz on front of my top which everyone else spotted before I did.  |
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By *ltrMan
over a year ago
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"Not the most perverse but the most embarrassing thing was at a friend's house party when I was 16. I blew a guy out the side of the house in the dark and was proud as sin with myself thinking if got away with it not realising I'd a huge wad of jizz on front of my top which everyone else spotted before I did. "
thats what you call a mary moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!"
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a d*unken night out D decided he wanted to eat jam off my pussy , we realised the next morning on viewing the evidence he’d even spread it on with a knife! Nothing depraved just a little odd |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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I did something many years ago, which still haunts me.
I was with a girl I really liked and thought it would be a nice gesture to give her my last Rollo; thing is, it wasn’t. It was my second last one. I kept the last one for myself.
Please kids, don’t ever do this |
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car! "
Take it you like HIM with that username too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too? "
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!  |
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too! "
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just  |
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"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once... that's a proper Lancashire thing is that. "
In a barm cake.. Or t-cake??
(and I mean a t-cake not a current t-cake) lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a d*unken night out D decided he wanted to eat jam off my pussy , we realised the next morning on viewing the evidence he’d even spread it on with a knife! Nothing depraved just a little odd
Lmao . No napkin too? "
No napkins, I was quite sticky in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once FaceTimed an ex after I found out he’d cheated on me. I made it look like I was moaning from fingering myself. He was loving it until I moved the screen down to my pussy as a guy was cuming over it. I think he got the message |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once... that's a proper Lancashire thing is that.
In a barm cake.. Or t-cake??
(and I mean a t-cake not a current t-cake) lol "
Teacake here.
We have teacakes (or oven bottoms) and current teacakes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once FaceTimed an ex after I found out he’d cheated on me. I made it look like I was moaning from fingering myself. He was loving it until I moved the screen down to my pussy as a guy was cuming over it. I think he got the message"
Brilliant!!!! |
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"It’s not really perverse but I let a woman stick a dildo up my arse......yeah it’s not for me
It weren’t that big but felt like she’d shoved a marrow up there. Thought I was gonna shit everywhere. Cool for some, not gonna go down that route again though"
That really put a smile on
My face
Thanks for this xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once... that's a proper Lancashire thing is that. "
Really? Born and raised there in the claret side of the county, sounds wrong! ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just "
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just "
Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just  too, haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just
Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just too, haha xx"
When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put cream on a scone before the jam....apparently ok in Devon but i was in Cornwall at the time....hot castigated on verification as a result!!"
And so you should!! What kind of perversion is that!! Haha x Viv x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore.
Videos?"
I don't fuck VHS sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. "
printed it on your printer at home? To what end? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore.
Videos?
I don't fuck VHS sorry"
Such a tease |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end? "
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit "
Well I need it to write my bs on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit
Well I need it to write my bs on here "
It's the bs that makes this site for me lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit "
hello ow r ewe init |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit
Well I need it to write my bs on here
It's the bs that makes this site for me lol "
Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on
*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit hello ow r ewe init "
good innit, bout ye? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit
Well I need it to write my bs on here
It's the bs that makes this site for me lol
Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on
*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*"
Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit
Well I need it to write my bs on here
It's the bs that makes this site for me lol
Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on
*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*
Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video "
Check your inbox ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit
Well I need it to write my bs on here
It's the bs that makes this site for me lol
Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on
*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*
Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video
Check your inbox ! "
Check your own inbox lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit
Well I need it to write my bs on here
It's the bs that makes this site for me lol
Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on
*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*
Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video
Check your inbox !
Check your own inbox lol "
Yours will be the one I'd fuck so check that there is... Particles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit
Well I need it to write my bs on here
It's the bs that makes this site for me lol
Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on
*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*
Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video
Check your inbox !
Check your own inbox lol
Yours will be the one I'd fuck so check that there is... Particles"
Haha mines clean mate, thank fuck  |
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just
Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just too, haha xx"
And being a couple at a HIM concert? We went home and fucked each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?
Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit
Well I need it to write my bs on here
It's the bs that makes this site for me lol
Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on
*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*
Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video
Check your inbox !
Check your own inbox lol
Yours will be the one I'd fuck so check that there is... Particles
Haha mines clean mate, thank fuck "
Think we may have a "winner" |
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just
Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just too, haha xx
When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx"
One of my favourite songs, awesome sung live (and the smell after a concert! Can’t imagine there were any dry pants at the manch Apollo when I left! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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fantastic this topic is pure comedy gold love that people have such wicked sense of humour, outstanding. but visting great yarmouth and pot noodles just take it for me. lol but id like to add eating, cockles, muscles and welks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just
Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just too, haha xx
And being a couple at a HIM concert? We went home and fucked each other "
Lucky you!! The only way I could have fucked my ex was to make him wear a Ville mask- but he’d have talked and ruined everything, lol xx |
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just
Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just too, haha xx
When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx
One of my favourite songs, awesome sung live (and the smell after a concert! Can’t imagine there were any dry pants at the manch Apollo when I left! "
Why, what did you do to leave them all wet before you left them? Lol x
I know mine weren’t! Although one time I saw them was Download, my ex was in the main arena and our then mate was off her head having a sp**d induced psychosis! She wasn’t into Him so I thought I could escape her, no fucking chance!!! I don’t do drugs, and she’d got on my nerves all weekend, so I just tried to ignore she was there and focus on them xx |
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just
Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just too, haha xx
When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx
One of my favourite songs, awesome sung live (and the smell after a concert! Can’t imagine there were any dry pants at the manch Apollo when I left! "
What year was this? We might well have been there if you saw them at the Manchester Apollo! |
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Mr met a woman. They had sone fun. He went to the toilet, she followed him got on her knees and asked him to use her mouth.
She drank every drop then sucked him off unt he folled her belly with cum.
Hot and unexpected. |
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"Mr met a woman. They had sone fun. He went to the toilet, she followed him got on her knees and asked him to use her mouth.
She drank every drop then sucked him off unt he folled her belly with cum.
Hot and unexpected."
Mmmmm I love cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s not really perverse but I let a woman stick a dildo up my arse......yeah it’s not for me
It weren’t that big but felt like she’d shoved a marrow up there. Thought I was gonna shit everywhere. Cool for some, not gonna go down that route again though
That really put a smile on
My face
Thanks for this xxxx"
Glad it made you smile.
It made me cry, but there was no laughter.
Not even in the cold shower afterwards |
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"Watched Mamma Mia all the way through "
Me too porn film had to watch all the way. Just to see if they got married.? Very sad should have known better it was never going to happen she was a princess. And he was the captain of the royal Guards ( horse ) !!!!... |
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"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!
No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!
Take it you like HIM with that username too?
Not just the username, got the tattoo too!
Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just
Being a guy at one of their concerts is just
Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just too, haha xx
When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx
One of my favourite songs, awesome sung live (and the smell after a concert! Can’t imagine there were any dry pants at the manch Apollo when I left!
What year was this? We might well have been there if you saw them at the Manchester Apollo! "
Hmm I’d say about 2003 and 2005 at a guess. Not too sure haha. |
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"I once FaceTimed an ex after I found out he’d cheated on me. I made it look like I was moaning from fingering myself. He was loving it until I moved the screen down to my pussy as a guy was cuming over it. I think he got the message"
Damn, thats so well thought out move. Lol. Friends still? |
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over a year ago
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Had a wank in the garden while the woman next day watched through the fence Didn't no she was there to start with but just carried on till I finished lol and she didn't move. Bit embarrassing next time I saw her but nothing was said. |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"Had a wank in the garden while the woman next day watched through the fence Didn't no she was there to start with but just carried on till I finished lol and she didn't move. Bit embarrassing next time I saw her but nothing was said."
You must have a hell of a garden ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a wank in the garden while the woman next day watched through the fence Didn't no she was there to start with but just carried on till I finished lol and she didn't move. Bit embarrassing next time I saw her but nothing was said.
You must have a hell of a garden ..."
Ha ha she must have heard my piercing rattling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i was younger, my gf at the time was desperate to try a rabbit vibe. She didnt have one and couldnt order one to be delivered. I made the mistake of telling her that i found one in my mums drawer when looking for something. She begged and nagged for ages for me to 'borrow' it and use it with her. I finally caved in and surprised her with it one night. She loved it , even tried dp with it, but we couldnt make it fit lol. |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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Had a message from a guy a few days ago.
Now, I’ve seen and done a few things, some I’m proud of, some I’m not.
Now, a guy buying my knickers... been asked before... this one.....
Different.....
I’d to poo them first while he watched..
He’s not on this site btw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dressed a man in tights
Put a load of trifle on his cock inside
Licked it all off
Then
We both stood in shower and I stood behind him soaping up his cock and wanked him off with my hard cock rubbed against his arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When i was younger, my gf at the time was desperate to try a rabbit vibe. She didnt have one and couldnt order one to be delivered. I made the mistake of telling her that i found one in my mums drawer when looking for something. She begged and nagged for ages for me to 'borrow' it and use it with her. I finally caved in and surprised her with it one night. She loved it , even tried dp with it, but we couldnt make it fit lol."
People keep asking.....at the time, she couldnt get one her self because she was worried her mum would open the parcel when it arrived through the post. It was 10 years ago |
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