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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

As most know im on a diet, my concern is my sexually ability. Having gone from a size 28 and currently a size 16 im concerned that my "bubbly personality" my sexual performance, my "oh you have a pretty face" is rapidly deteriating. I think i still just have the personality and sexual ability as im just inside the bbw range, but what am i to do when i get into the average range? Will i have to relearn all my techniques, go and get a personality and have a face transplant.

Alternatively i suppose i could just stop reading the stupid threads on the forums

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I bet you give crap bj's now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Time to pack it in I reckon

Give the rest of us a sporting chance

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I bet you give crap bj's now "

Will have to start practicing and relearn my technique i guess lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Time to pack it in I reckon

Give the rest of us a sporting chance"

Well as you fall into the petite range, you dont stand any kind of chance . Get some cream cakes down you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Trying to delete account right now

Its not easy you know I could be here for some time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As most know im on a diet, my concern is my sexually ability. Having gone from a size 28 and currently a size 16 im concerned that my "bubbly personality" my sexual performance, my "oh you have a pretty face" is rapidly deteriating. I think i still just have the personality and sexual ability as im just inside the bbw range, but what am i to do when i get into the average range? Will i have to relearn all my techniques, go and get a personality and have a face transplant.

Alternatively i suppose i could just stop reading the stupid threads on the forums "

Firstly well dont you....your way ahead of the game compared to most x Secondly get ya head out ya ass...its smelly up there he he he x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Join me on the porky side Diamonds ....... I have Galaxy cookie crumble ......mmmmMMMMmmmm!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Join me on the porky side Diamonds ....... I have Galaxy cookie crumble ......mmmmMMMMmmmm! "

oi you, dont tempt me, i got to be really good because of the beach party coming up.

Im waiting for my first message to say, your thin so you must be a crap shag lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this thread has made me giggle i love it xxx

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish


"Join me on the porky side Diamonds ....... I have Galaxy cookie crumble ......mmmmMMMMmmmm!

oi you, dont tempt me, i got to be really good because of the beach party coming up.

Im waiting for my first message to say, your thin so you must be a crap shag lol"

yes diamond you must move over for us "real women", you know the ones who have not given into their willpower and are still the size 28... if you wish I can give you a tutorial to relearn your skills as I am at size 28 the master of all blow jobs and the best shag on the planet because everyone knows that us larger ladies try harder to please because of our size so my skills are second to none...

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Trying to delete account right now

Its not easy you know I could be here for some time "

Its ok, you have about 6 months to actually delete the account from the time that you first say you are going....no rush.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Trying to delete account right now

Its not easy you know I could be here for some time

Its ok, you have about 6 months to actually delete the account from the time that you first say you are going....no rush."

Plenty of time to compose all her goodbye threads then

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Join me on the porky side Diamonds ....... I have Galaxy cookie crumble ......mmmmMMMMmmmm!

oi you, dont tempt me, i got to be really good because of the beach party coming up.

Im waiting for my first message to say, your thin so you must be a crap shag lol

yes diamond you must move over for us "real women", you know the ones who have not given into their willpower and are still the size 28... if you wish I can give you a tutorial to relearn your skills as I am at size 28 the master of all blow jobs and the best shag on the planet because everyone knows that us larger ladies try harder to please because of our size so my skills are second to none... "

Actually the word "real woman" does grate me like everyone else is false. There was an advert for mens larger size clothes on the television the other day with johnny vegas and the larger guys was being described as "real men"

So not only will i be crap in bed

crap at blowjobs

No personality

Be ugly

But i will also be fake

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish


"Join me on the porky side Diamonds ....... I have Galaxy cookie crumble ......mmmmMMMMmmmm!

oi you, dont tempt me, i got to be really good because of the beach party coming up.

Im waiting for my first message to say, your thin so you must be a crap shag lol

yes diamond you must move over for us "real women", you know the ones who have not given into their willpower and are still the size 28... if you wish I can give you a tutorial to relearn your skills as I am at size 28 the master of all blow jobs and the best shag on the planet because everyone knows that us larger ladies try harder to please because of our size so my skills are second to none...

Actually the word "real woman" does grate me like everyone else is false. There was an advert for mens larger size clothes on the television the other day with johnny vegas and the larger guys was being described as "real men"

So not only will i be crap in bed

crap at blowjobs

No personality

Be ugly

But i will also be fake "

well exactly...you don't know how many times I am sat here on my hands as to not respond to threads on here, the whole thin/bbw debates...the "real" women debates...to me a real woman is a woman...end of...lol...

I am a larger women...yes...but does it define who I am...my capabilities sexually...no... and I have to say well done on all your hard work, you look great...especially the anarak pic...hehehe

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Join me on the porky side Diamonds ....... I have Galaxy cookie crumble ......mmmmMMMMmmmm!

oi you, dont tempt me, i got to be really good because of the beach party coming up.

Im waiting for my first message to say, your thin so you must be a crap shag lol

yes diamond you must move over for us "real women", you know the ones who have not given into their willpower and are still the size 28... if you wish I can give you a tutorial to relearn your skills as I am at size 28 the master of all blow jobs and the best shag on the planet because everyone knows that us larger ladies try harder to please because of our size so my skills are second to none...

Actually the word "real woman" does grate me like everyone else is false. There was an advert for mens larger size clothes on the television the other day with johnny vegas and the larger guys was being described as "real men"

So not only will i be crap in bed

crap at blowjobs

No personality

Be ugly

But i will also be fake

well exactly...you don't know how many times I am sat here on my hands as to not respond to threads on here, the whole thin/bbw debates...the "real" women debates...to me a real woman is a woman...end of...lol...

I am a larger women...yes...but does it define who I am...my capabilities sexually...no... and I have to say well done on all your hard work, you look great...especially the anarak pic...hehehe "

lol, i love my coat picture. Thankyou for the compliment. I have changed looks wise but im still me and will continue to be me. Cant see what size has to do with anything

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish

fingers crossed that I will be able to go to the beach party and say hello and I am hoping by then that there is going to be a bit less of me to meet...hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Join me on the porky side Diamonds ....... I have Galaxy cookie crumble ......mmmmMMMMmmmm!

oi you, dont tempt me, i got to be really good because of the beach party coming up.

Im waiting for my first message to say, your thin so you must be a crap shag lol"

I'm doing the opposite of you Sweety, I'm porking up ...... bustin' out of my corsets

So more B&J's then practice more BJ's and I'll soon be an expert in all things oral.

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


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So not only will i be crap in bed

crap at blowjobs

No personality

Be ugly

But i will also be fake

"

You missed out time-waster (or should that be waister, seeing as you'll now have one)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well done, diets suck!

What will you have on your profile? Cuddly... Average... Slim... I can't remember what else there is. If you pick the wrong one it could be a disaster. Only 100 one line mails from single blokes. Tragedy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As most know im on a diet, my concern is my sexually ability. Having gone from a size 28 and currently a size 16 im concerned that my "bubbly personality" my sexual performance, my "oh you have a pretty face" is rapidly deteriating. I think i still just have the personality and sexual ability as im just inside the bbw range, but what am i to do when i get into the average range? Will i have to relearn all my techniques, go and get a personality and have a face transplant.

Alternatively i suppose i could just stop reading the stupid threads on the forums "

dont worry about it, theres plenty of 'bag of bones' threads we can start up for you, chin up ya ironing board not all is lost yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet you give crap bj's now "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

uve got a fanny u aint got anything to worry about onhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Join me on the porky side Diamonds ....... I have Galaxy cookie crumble ......mmmmMMMMmmmm!

oi you, dont tempt me, i got to be really good because of the beach party coming up.

Im waiting for my first message to say, your thin so you must be a crap shag lol"

Me too!!! Think I could be here a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Diamonds (and any others who are dieting), I am happy to volunteer to help you keep your oral skills in tip top condition as you slim.

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