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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"she looks in her bag and cries "where's me keys, where's me phone???" 
Hahaha! 
Relieved, she took them out, along with some condoms, just to be safe. "
but obviously only after she caught the ragamuffin and beat him up (my bad for being late on the thread) |
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"she looks in her bag and cries "where's me keys, where's me phone???"
Hahaha!
Relieved, she took them out, along with some condoms, just to be safe.
but obviously only after she caught the ragamuffin and beat him up (my bad for being late on the thread)"
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"It was at this point a passing motorist shouted to her that her skirt was tucked into her knickers......."
Embarrassed, she pulled out her skirt only after quickly flashing her peachy fine ass at the motorcyclist who passed by next. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mmmm she thought, I am so hungry thats a lucky find. Hse then continued searching for those damn keys. She eventually found them and released the lock on her chastity belt so she could..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"forgive me father for I have sinned, I have had 43 copies cut of may chastity belt keys and I only have one left"
"dont worry my child say 25 hail Mary's and let me have the last key for safe keeping"
Father Ted then ran from the confessional straight to the PC and put an ad on eBay for the last remaining key to Heaven!!! |
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