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over a year ago
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So you have come to put your babymaker up to the ultimate test? A noble goal, sir, yet the road ahead is paved with those afflicted with ill intentions. It is a most perilous trial fraught with risk and uncertainty.
You must venture forth with courage and conviction whilst relying in equal measures on your body and your wits to take you to proverbial heaven. The evils that lurk in the shadows come in many forms, whether they be ghosts, infections that will give you blue balls, surprise babies, or the AIDS. But should you exercise prudence, wisdom, cunning, and kindness, you may yet hold the key to unlocking orgasmic paradise.
May the hunt be swift and fruitful. |
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Be patient, don't expect instant meets, you are a single guy amongst thousands of others on here so your profile needs to really stand out from the rest.
Not so sure the fact you are wanting a 'straight nasty fuck' will have the ladies flocking to you, but we could be wrong.
Good luck OP.
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"So you have come to put your babymaker up to the ultimate test? A noble goal, sir, yet the road ahead is paved with those afflicted with ill intentions. It is a most perilous trial fraught with risk and uncertainty.
You must venture forth with courage and conviction whilst relying in equal measures on your body and your wits to take you to proverbial heaven. The evils that lurk in the shadows come in many forms, whether they be ghosts, infections that will give you blue balls, surprise babies, or the AIDS. But should you exercise prudence, wisdom, cunning, and kindness, you may yet hold the key to unlocking orgasmic paradise.
May the hunt be swift and fruitful. "
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"So you have come to put your babymaker up to the ultimate test? A noble goal, sir, yet the road ahead is paved with those afflicted with ill intentions. It is a most perilous trial fraught with risk and uncertainty.
You must venture forth with courage and conviction whilst relying in equal measures on your body and your wits to take you to proverbial heaven. The evils that lurk in the shadows come in many forms, whether they be ghosts, infections that will give you blue balls, surprise babies, or the AIDS. But should you exercise prudence, wisdom, cunning, and kindness, you may yet hold the key to unlocking orgasmic paradise.
May the hunt be swift and fruitful.
J.R Tolkien is that you?"
Yes, it is I, indeed, here to tell you a fabswinger’s tale more tumultuous and daring than sny fellowship could conjure up. |
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