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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
It’s just a numbers game buddy and not a reflection of how many messages you send out or your profile. Personally I’ve not had a months in ages but I try to not let it get me down hearted, keep at it pal |
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women. 
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops 
500 no way more like 1000"
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you. |
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you. "
N’owt wring wi’ blor-job of a morning. Even better if it’s through letter-box so you don’t let all warm out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000"
I was on pof and it took 50 before someone replied. Guess people don’t like pick up lines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've 11 years worth of messaging with 1 meet to show for it, so all you guys getting meets after 1000 messages are lucky sods, lol"
Try getting meets with the body combo I have.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of your pictures aren't good really, cut some out. Bigger guys and ladies do get meets but personally we found some of your pics very off-putting. Never understood willy pics ejaculating, feel it's more to please the owner than the viewer. |
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.
N’owt wring wi’ blor-job of a morning. Even better if it’s through letter-box so you don’t let all warm out. "
There is summit wrong if it snaps shut in t' middle of all t' excitement. |
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you. "
You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.
You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. "
guessing youre the husband  |
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.
You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. guessing youre the husband "
Nope. Nor am I the wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.
You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. guessing youre the husband
Nope. Nor am I the wife. "
youre a resident alien.......... knew that film was based on a true story |
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.
You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. guessing youre the husband
Nope. Nor am I the wife. youre a resident alien.......... knew that film was based on a true story "
Or we're not married... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.
Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??
Oops
500 no way more like 1000
Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.
And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.
You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. guessing youre the husband
Nope. Nor am I the wife. youre a resident alien.......... knew that film was based on a true story
Or we're not married... "
you're living in sin omg  |
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