If it's a vibrating one, my best advice is to put it somewhere safe when you've finished with it.
I once received one in an 'erotic Christmas cracker' from a nice lady I was seeing. We used it that night at her house and I was later rudely awoken by her cat skidding around her wooden floor attacking the poor cock ring as it defended itself with it's vibrating defence mechanism. The confused cat couldn't kill it but the cock ring never retaliated. This pissed off the cat who by now was spinning around with the cock ring between it's paws only for it to take flight momentarily before sustaining another prolonged attack. Peace finally provailed when I managed to free the poor cock ring and turn it off. |
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"If it's a vibrating one, my best advice is to put it somewhere safe when you've finished with it.
I once received one in an 'erotic Christmas cracker' from a nice lady I was seeing. We used it that night at her house and I was later rudely awoken by her cat skidding around her wooden floor attacking the poor cock ring as it defended itself with it's vibrating defence mechanism. The confused cat couldn't kill it but the cock ring never retaliated. This pissed off the cat who by now was spinning around with the cock ring between it's paws only for it to take flight momentarily before sustaining another prolonged attack. Peace finally provailed when I managed to free the poor cock ring and turn it off. "
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