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Does your car reflect you sexually?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you look at people in their cars and judge them sexually?
For example if I see a woman driving a convertible I think "she likes anal"
Of course if I see a man driving a convertible I think "he takes anal"
If I see a guy driving a massive 4x4 I think he must have a huge space in his pants where his cock should be!
I myself have a smartcar!
The usual rules apply,feel free to abuse me and add your own suggestions!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you look as people in their cars and judge them sexually?
For example if I see a woman driving a convertible I think "she likes anal"
Of course if I see a man driving a convertible I think "he takes anal"
If I see a guy driving a massive 4x4 I think he must have a huge space in his pants where his cock should be!
I myself have a smartcar!
The usual rules apply,feel free to abuse me and add your own suggestions!
i drive a convertible and hate anal and my hubby drives a 4x4 and he defo has no problem with the size of his manhood must be a case of small car small brain
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive a mini.... take what you will from that...
I also ride a motorbike, same as my partner.
and he drive an Audi A6 Allroad.
So i dont know what that is supposed to mean... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well 2 hunters I think that means your going to have problems with your CV joints at some point and the expense of replacing all 4 tyres at once!
Doin't ya love it when I talk dirty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to laugh at this type of statement, and not at the OP.
If certain people did; buy, use, grow, wear, drive, work certain things and made them 'something', then where is the rule book or who enforces such things.
Of course it could be just a load of crap... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you look at people in their cars and judge them sexually?
For example if I see a woman driving a convertible I think "she likes anal"
Of course if I see a man driving a convertible I think "he takes anal"
If I see a guy driving a massive 4x4 I think he must have a huge space in his pants where his cock should be!
I myself have a smartcar!
The usual rules apply,feel free to abuse me and add your own suggestions!
Its a mark of how much money u have
and nothing else..... wifes-tail.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicar  "
Not exactly the kind of dog collar I normally go for  . On the other hand, around here tarts and vicars seem to go together so perhaps I shouldn't worry
Brothers and sisters, let us pray... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was still able to drive I had a bright red, Black top, Golf MK 2 GTI Convertable and I sure as hell don't take it up the bum"
With a lush tush like that...2 words...crying shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicar
Not exactly the kind of dog collar I normally go for . On the other hand, around here tarts and vicars seem to go together so perhaps I shouldn't worry
Brothers and sisters, let us pray..."
No i prefer the leather studded variety myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vicar
Not exactly the kind of dog collar I normally go for . On the other hand, around here tarts and vicars seem to go together so perhaps I shouldn't worry
Brothers and sisters, let us pray...
No i prefer the leather studded variety myself "
The question is, which one of us is wearing it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and I drive a Ford Fairlane 
So, massive headlights, good suspension and looks nice taken from behind, then? 
lol yeah something like that  "
My kind of girl pity about the distance |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
Does your car reflect you sexually?
Hope not as our BMW is a bit rusty, battered round the edges and always breaking down at the minute.
Think it is a good job we are getting a new car soon... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My car is certainly like me sexually.
There's an ever prevalent horn; I struggle to get the key in the ignition, it takes forever to get going and when it does, it inevitably runs out of petrol leaving me well short of the intended destination. I can't get the top off and when I do I have no idea which bits to twiddle underneath.
It's also sleek, black, looks good and is very long, but sadly the similarity ends just before this point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I must be a bit of a decrepit old slut. I have three cars; the newest of which, the 911 needs a new nsf bush (oh err missus), the Karmann Ghia's restoration is nearly completed but needs a little more work before pristine and the new convertible roof is not properly tensioned so is a little wet at times (oh its like Carry On) while the old Beetle is frankly, thoroughly knackered! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I must be a bit of a decrepit old slut. I have three cars; the newest of which, the 911 needs a new nsf bush (oh err missus), the Karmann Ghia's restoration is nearly completed but needs a little more work before pristine and the new convertible roof is not properly tensioned so is a little wet at times (oh its like Carry On) while the old Beetle is frankly, thoroughly knackered! "
Id get a push bike if i was u |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope to god not, as the head has just blown for the second time in 6 months...
And will be borrowing a Volvo (I know what it sounds like) in the meantime! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope to god not, as the head has just blown for the second time in 6 months...
And will be borrowing a Volvo (I know what it sounds like) in the meantime!"
Sounds like a lot of boot space - ideal dogging vehicle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh it's like Sid James meets Frankie Howerd on this thread lol.
I have a motorbike and an old Lambretta, both of which run like, well, the opposite to my cars really! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have had nearly a 100 cars in the last 10 years... from cinq sportings, rover metros, to great big 4x4s... subarus, drift cars, track cars, cabriolets.. bmws, alfas.. ( most of them were whatever the top spec one was as I like big engines)
So what does that say about me...
I like variety and I prefer quick and fast things..
Ohhhh maybe there is logic in there somewhere then..
Btw my fav 3 cars out of all my cars were my 172clio, my type r scooby and my 156 v6 alfa.
Cheeky, fun and classy.. oh well two out of three isnt bad..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any guy who happily drives around in tin plated vacuum cleaner with wheels has a problem.
Men should drive real cars, car with proper engines and substantially engineered components. Cars were meant to have burbling V8 engines not operate on half strangled hair drier motors. Leave the girly stuff for the girls and leave them to deal with the planet destroying conscience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any guy who happily drives around in tin plated vacuum cleaner with wheels has a problem.
Men should drive real cars, car with proper engines and substantially engineered components. Cars were meant to have burbling V8 engines not operate on half strangled hair drier motors. Leave the girly stuff for the girls and leave them to deal with the planet destroying conscience. "
OI some of us girls won't drive hairdryers on wheels either. I like my v engines... And mpg means nothing to me, preferring smiles per mile instead.. and having a lovely engine note as I drive a car I've spent hours lavishing with attention or tinkering with the engine is heaven for me..
Although my true love is still bikes.
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"Do you look at people in their cars and judge them sexually?
For example if I see a woman driving a convertible I think "she likes anal"
Of course if I see a man driving a convertible I think "he takes anal"
If I see a guy driving a massive 4x4 I think he must have a huge space in his pants where his cock should be!
I myself have a smartcar!
The usual rules apply,feel free to abuse me and add your own suggestions!
Smartcar! Risk taker into bareback!
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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THREE four wheel drives here! Two are V8s but sadly off the road, the one on the road is a sensible diesel but filthy! Hopefully it means I have a filthy mind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Does your car reflect you sexually?"
Yes.......... it's filthy."
Ditto
Plus it can go for ages, doesn't like big loads in the back, can squeeze into tight spaces and has never failed to get me or my passengers 'there' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear I have a big F off 4x4 and dare I say blacked out rear windows !!!!!"
wooops so do i ...i wonder ey but i have 9 inch so not exactly massive but not too small either and with our 4x4 we can go any where |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a clio sport and its loud "
loud and proud.. I loved my 172.. it was called oscar.. brought it as a stop gap when I blew my subaru up.. but really found a love for that little car..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 182 and love it, girl racer and proud lol "
I considered one again.. but I miss my scooby burble.. but will get a clio again as a track toy
I am getting a rb5 version this time though.. not the fastest.. but rare and a future classic.. My car will also be loud and proud..both exhaust note and audio.. as I am addcited to bass as much as a good engine noise
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a 182 and love it, girl racer and proud lol
I considered one again.. but I miss my scooby burble.. but will get a clio again as a track toy
I am getting a rb5 version this time though.. not the fastest.. but rare and a future classic.. My car will also be loud and proud..both exhaust note and audio.. as I am addcited to bass as much as a good engine noise
Cali "
Is that one of those cars that makes a lot of noise at traffic lights and junctions but goes nowhere fast ?
A noisy exhaust doesn't equal a fast car in fact it usually means there is an asshole behind the wheel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a 182 and love it, girl racer and proud lol
I considered one again.. but I miss my scooby burble.. but will get a clio again as a track toy
I am getting a rb5 version this time though.. not the fastest.. but rare and a future classic.. My car will also be loud and proud..both exhaust note and audio.. as I am addcited to bass as much as a good engine noise
Cali
Is that one of those cars that makes a lot of noise at traffic lights and junctions but goes nowhere fast ?
A noisy exhaust doesn't equal a fast car in fact it usually means there is an asshole behind the wheel"
Oh no its fast, a bit too fast sometimes lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have 7 cars does this make me a slapper lol "
mine can change from day to day because customers use it so i have to drive something else in the fleet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is that one of those cars that makes a lot of noise at traffic lights and junctions but goes nowhere fast ?
A noisy exhaust doesn't equal a fast car in fact it usually means there is an asshole behind the wheel"
Clios are fast enough, but no.. my car was 3.8 to 60... think that is fast enough by anyones standards.. and it definately went quick.
My average 0-60 on my cars over the last ten years was about 5.5secs.. I like quick cars.. but I think its from liking bikes..
182 are fast enough though.. 6. something to 62.. and handle great..
And I never sit revving at lights.. I always know just where the bite is.. and know how to just get to the right rpm and launch..although I perfected my launching the car on the track.. and there are no idiots on there.
Cali |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used to own an impreza but now I have a Peugeot 307, wat does it say bout me. Rebel"
That you have more sense than me... lol Seeing as fuel is only going to go up..and I have to use super.. erm...
well it will make a nice garden ornament.. lol
Cali |
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