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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m thinking of getting one of these off eBay wondered if anyone else’s has tried one?
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2l Electric Milking Machine Cow Sheep Goat Milker Portable Vacuum Pump |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
I have two built them myself both work and feel great. One is copy of the seriouskit milker the second is a copy of the Venus 2000 milker. I prefer to use the Venus copy one the most love the feel it gives.
Both the original machines are very expensive in my opinion but I guess if your getting years and years of pleasure of them they worth the money.
PM me if you want more info.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted. |
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted."
Best post ever  |
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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago
Surrey |
"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted."
Poor Henry   |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted."
Have seen this done on some of the porn video site out there but never fancied trying it myself. As long as your enjoying it and having fun good for you carry on just don't let the wife find out. I will stick to my venus 2000 milker thanks.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What happened to the good ole days of simply having a wank lol
I'm going to look at hubby in a completely different way now when he says "I've done the hoovering".. Infact he left Henry in the bedroom and has just put him away.... Hhhmmm   |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"What happened to the good ole days of simply having a wank lol
I'm going to look at hubby in a completely different way now when he says "I've done the hoovering".. Infact he left Henry in the bedroom and has just put him away.... Hhhmmm "
Well now you know why he has big smile on his face after doing the hoovering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What happened to the good ole days of simply having a wank lol
I'm going to look at hubby in a completely different way now when he says "I've done the hoovering".. Infact he left Henry in the bedroom and has just put him away.... Hhhmmm
Well now you know why he has big smile on his face after doing the hoovering. "
Just as long as he's finished the hoovering first!! |
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted.
Poor Henry "
Now seriously, how on earth do you know this gent is called Henry?? |
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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago
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"I’m thinking of getting one of these off eBay wondered if anyone else’s has tried one?
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2l Electric Milking Machine Cow Sheep Goat Milker Portable Vacuum Pump"
It's a real thing!!!!!
I thought I had seen it all! |
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted.
Poor Henry "
There is also a Hetty obviously for hettyrosexual guys
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted.
Best post ever "
I agree. This wins Saturday. We should just give up now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted.
Best post ever
I agree. This wins Saturday. We should just give up now. "
OMG.. Really you have to Fuck the hoover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You fuck a vacuum cleaner ? What about the mess you must make in it , bloody hell the smell that must make when your wife vacs the front room "
The thought alone makes me vomit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What happened to the good ole days of simply having a wank lol
I'm going to look at hubby in a completely different way now when he says "I've done the hoovering".. Infact he left Henry in the bedroom and has just put him away.... Hhhmmm "
But hoover be full of cum.. Stale cum. |
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By *JWMan
over a year ago
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"You fuck a vacuum cleaner ? What about the mess you must make in it , bloody hell the smell that must make when your wife vacs the front room
The thought alone makes me vomit"
Maybe try shake and vac to put that freshness back....... |
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"What happened to the good ole days of simply having a wank lol
I'm going to look at hubby in a completely different way now when he says "I've done the hoovering".. Infact he left Henry in the bedroom and has just put him away.... Hhhmmm
But hoover be full of cum.. Stale cum. "
No wonder Henry has a smiley face! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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TBH, I found it easy to post open and honestly but now feeling quiet embarrassed.
I've seen a few vids where guys fuck the hoover, nothing wrong in that we have the older style one that you pull along so i can put it on our bed when the wife is out, put a cardboard roll tube on it, cut it to size, stand and fuck it, the vibaration as i go in and out sends me crazy, then i lift the hoover get on bed on top of it and fuck it hard i cum very quick. It's a better fuck than the wife as i'm old and cant keep it hard when inside my wifes pussy but the hoover keeps it big. This is one f the other reason i want to see my wife fucking strangers agian and we are getting there.
Do you anyhting to share?
Btw, I've fucked those large holded ornage/juice bottles with some weater in it, nice cum |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
I don't have one of these but did invest in a system converted for pleasure from Serious Kit. It is a fantastic piece of equipment but the vacuum pump and pulsator are quiet noisy which limits when it gets used as I try and time it to when my neighbour is out.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m thinking of getting one of these off eBay wondered if anyone else’s has tried one?
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2l Electric Milking Machine Cow Sheep Goat Milker Portable Vacuum Pump"
Depends what you want to milk fella. If you are thinking on your cock then unless you have a very slim cock it won't fit in goat ones! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If that's the case I'm surprised there are any cats left in the world
More cats than kittens"
Oh heck..I live in a shared house with 3 other guys, we have a Henry and never see any kittens round here |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"If that's the case I'm surprised there are any cats left in the world
More cats than kittens
Oh heck..I live in a shared house with 3 other guys, we have a Henry and never see any kittens round here "
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"If that's the case I'm surprised there are any cats left in the world
More cats than kittens
Oh heck..I live in a shared house with 3 other guys, we have a Henry and never see any kittens round here "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Niki's just back from shopping and demanding to know why I've glued a blonde wig and a pair of googly eyes to the vacuum "
I actually giggled out loud to this comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted.
Best post ever "
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
Sandwich |
Wouldn’t it be better to use viagra and fuck your wife rather than the vacuum cleaner?
Although if you actually do the hoovering beforehand that definitely earns you brownie points lol
Thanks for the giggles! |
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"Wouldn’t it be better to use viagra and fuck your wife rather than the vacuum cleaner?
Although if you actually do the hoovering beforehand that definitely earns you brownie points lol
Thanks for the giggles!"
What if he too viagra, got too hard and got his cock stuck in the vacuum? Gotta think these things through first! |
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typical thread male posts gets ribbed for it 
other uses for milking machine
pulsing clit sucker
breast nipple sucker
have seen a video of it in usage with both clit and breast been fitted with the suckers
can be used within bondage
so not just a cock milking machine
has been featured on fucking machines videos
Though I cant say nothin, Can actually build one as have all the materials to build one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You fuck a vacuum cleaner ? What about the mess you must make in it , bloody hell the smell that must make when your wife vacs the front room "
Thats why they invented Shake and Vac |
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted."
Yeah...erm, I hate to break it to you dude, but she posts in the forums too, so she probably already knows! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted.
Yeah...erm, I hate to break it to you dude, but she posts in the forums too, so she probably already knows! "
Do you think he knows she posts in the forums? Oh blimey, thats torn it |
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"You do all realise that everytime you masterbate whether it be through a mechanical device or your hand God does indeed kill a kitten :/"
We got a new pet friendly hoover!
Hopefully that will help Balance things and save some kittens !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You fuck a vacuum cleaner ? What about the mess you must make in it , bloody hell the smell that must make when your wife vacs the front room
Thats why they invented Shake and Vac"
I doubt even shake n vac will put the freshness back . Stale cum must stink the whole place out |
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"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted.
Poor Henry "
It may be a Hetty?? Lol lol |
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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago
North Devon-ish |
"they work as i got a double uder one from ebay - used to come within minutes but keeping them out of sight of the kids, etc was risky so threw them away. Now, every so often when mrs is out i fuck the vaccum cleaner, take the hose off, put a small tube on the hole and life it lie down on bd and fuck it like fucking my wife but better as i cant really keep it up as i used to, boyy do i cum hard. If my wife ever found out she would be disgusted."
Stick with the wife, Electricity prices are bloody extortionate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two built them myself both work and feel great. One is copy of the seriouskit milker the second is a copy of the Venus 2000 milker. I prefer to use the Venus copy one the most love the feel it gives.
Both the original machines are very expensive in my opinion but I guess if your getting years and years of pleasure of them they worth the money.
PM me if you want more info.
So you are offering a 4 man milking party then.
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"I have two built them myself both work and feel great. One is copy of the seriouskit milker the second is a copy of the Venus 2000 milker. I prefer to use the Venus copy one the most love the feel it gives.
Both the original machines are very expensive in my opinion but I guess if your getting years and years of pleasure of them they worth the money.
PM me if you want more info.
So you are offering a 4 man milking party then.
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Nope as it's not a cow milking machine. |
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