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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very modest ain't ya  "
I know if you have to explain humour you have failed to deliver a joke. So I apologise. Going to go train and do the constipated face.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
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Is this guy for real  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
Is this guy for real "
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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire |
"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
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No, I've not had the pleasure. How does it feel?
Tell me please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
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Nice try OP, but nothing is going to top Danny Baker's brain fart this week  |
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Women frequently start threads claiming that hot guys contact them and they don't understand why. They frequently use terms like out of my league or punching above my weight. I think if you're getting messages like this op you're contacting ladies whose esteem could do with a boost. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It gets even more annoying, this forum post actually worked. I'm usually nice and humble but fab is so busy these days I thought I'd try being a prize jerk. Strangely it actually got responses, ladies truely do prefer a douche bag.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just sounds like woman with self esteem issues I get that this was a baiting post but many do worry why would a guy be interested in them.
I have a decent face but my body is meh although not to those that enjoy chunk so I figure if someone contacts me I'm what they like.
I still can't help having worries when I'm having a low self esteem day. I often wonder what my fb sees in me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am a 3/4 and just met this guy, I orgasmed when he looked at me...I just couldn't take his beauty"
You ain't a 3/4 you're an easy 9.
Stop deluding yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
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Nope but when they see me they don't believe I'm being honest with my age though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a 3/4 and just met this guy, I orgasmed when he looked at me...I just couldn't take his beauty
You ain't a 3/4 you're an easy 9.
Stop deluding yourself. "
But did you orgasm on seeing me?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Insert Zoolander reference here.
I sometimes wonder if the most conventionally attractive guys are punking me. But I try not to say it. "
But he is really, really, really ridiculously good looking. |
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"Insert Zoolander reference here.
I sometimes wonder if the most conventionally attractive guys are punking me. But I try not to say it.
But he is really, really, really ridiculously good looking."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the worst response I've had since I worked for Sydney University 
There's a distinct lack of humour in the forums of late."
Nothing has changed in my absence then |
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
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God yeah all the blooming time,it's hard work isn't it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
God yeah all the blooming time,it's hard work isn't it. "
It really is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a - 1
I would definitely give you 1
You must be on hard times then  .
It’s my nature to be kind to the less unfortunate *serious note I would "
You must be in a very rural part of Perthshire and thus have limited options |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't watch game of thrones but this lady just said I look like a cross between the hound and Reek. Is the hound a dish? "
That definitely isn't a compliment 
But did you seriously get told that? Awkward much? Couldn't think of a bigger turn off than lack of confidence xx |
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I get messaged on occasions by the quite frankly, super beautiful, super model type guys, all say women don't think their a real profile etc. Luckily I know that men love sex and they're usually not super fussy about their type, any port in a storm haha, so I indulge if I feel their personality and don't worry about where I stand in attractiveness. I've had lots of fun with all types,beautiful or not, lots of different things work for me, fabs has taught me that useful fact |
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
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I had exactly the same problem so I climbed to the top of the highest tree I knew and let myself fall.
Luckily I hit quite a lot of branches on the way down and I went from a 9 to a 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
I had exactly the same problem so I climbed to the top of the highest tree I knew and let myself fall.
Luckily I hit quite a lot of branches on the way down and I went from a 9 to a 2 "
Hahaha!! Giggled too hard at this |
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
I had exactly the same problem so I climbed to the top of the highest tree I knew and let myself fall.
Luckily I hit quite a lot of branches on the way down and I went from a 9 to a 2
Hahaha!! Giggled too hard at this "
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"Yes I've not had a meet for 4 days and I'm panicking.
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2 verifications 12 days apart; surely all these '5' would want the world to know that they bagged a '9'?
OP you've been on Fab for at least 42 days so, with a meet every 4 days you should have 10 verifications. Or, were the other 8 meets all 10s and didn't want anyone to know that they'd shagged a 9? |
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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago
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"Yes I've not had a meet for 4 days and I'm panicking.
That’s really tricky. May I suggest some kind of cosmetic surgery to reduce your beauty?"
fifteen lunches at Spoons in a row should do it ... just saying |
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"Does anyone else have it where you send a face pic and they reply 'why are you contacting me you're clearly a 9 and I'm a 5?' to which there is no correct reply. I tend to then put my foot in it by saying 'lots of different types of people are sexy' or I try to steer them away from silly self rating based on looks!
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I have had replies along the lines of “I’ll feel too self-conscious because I’m not as toned as you” 
But I’ve also received “I’m not instantly attracted to you?” after sending my face pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any guy who has a leopard-print fleece cock blanket is OK with me.
Dude I'm resting it on a real leopard "
Cool. Did you club it to death with that massive cosh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I have had this but it's meaningless really as (a) it's probably a line to butter you up (b) "good" looks are totally subjective and (c) if they really mean it they are clearly lacking in self-esteem/confidence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm your 33, it will be hard for you when you hit the wall. Lol...trust me you will hit the wall and hard too...then you will be invisible to the opposite sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm your 33, it will be hard for you when you hit the wall. Lol...trust me you will hit the wall and hard too...then you will be invisible to the opposite sex."
Sean Connery didn’t hit the wall.
Clint Eastwood didn’t hit the wall.
Trust me, I know quality when I see it and this is some sculpted Sheffield steel right here...this dude is built to last. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm your 33, it will be hard for you when you hit the wall. Lol...trust me you will hit the wall and hard too...then you will be invisible to the opposite sex.
Sean Connery didn’t hit the wall.
Clint Eastwood didn’t hit the wall.
Trust me, I know quality when I see it and this is some sculpted Sheffield steel right here...this dude is built to last."
Agreed, if you have the raw material to begin with, attractiveness can last |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm your 33, it will be hard for you when you hit the wall. Lol...trust me you will hit the wall and hard too...then you will be invisible to the opposite sex."
33 is my fab age |
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"I'm curious what this wall is now. When is it? Could explain a few things for me ha
Charisma is timeless. Penetrate the wall. "
Amen! So once you're saggy in all the wrong places you still got it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes why would someone good looking go with some ugly like me? So I totally get it, don’t lower your standards you will just regret meeting people like me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wondered if there was an app? Like the opposite of beauty mode that you could adjust to become a mortal?
Don't need an app just take a photo at 5am after a heavy session on the town "
Trouble is he looks even better then |
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"I just wondered if there was an app? Like the opposite of beauty mode that you could adjust to become a mortal?
Don't need an app just take a photo at 5am after a heavy session on the town
Trouble is he looks even better then "
Is that through your beer goggles |
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