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Would I contact you based on your profile alone?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's ignore the photos and Forum for one thread. Let's imagine Fab is just about your profile page alone and it's all I have to go on.

Say you're in and I'll give you the honest answer with at least one polite reason.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on then. I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then. I'm in x"

The first half had me very, very intrigued! You sound similair to me. I didn't like the second half at all though.

It is Fab though, so I understand it. I probably would message you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sod it. I'm in

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By *riggler90Couple over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

Im in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were in

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By *riggler90Couple over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

Mr Khan Id message you based on profile text and your cheeky smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sod it. I'm in

It started well with your status, as I'm ex-Forces. Help for Heroes

I'm really sorry, your profile is full of rules and "No". It puts me off. It's not that you're ruling out stuff I want to do, it's just a long list of negatives

I'm sure you're not like that in real life though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im in! "

Most definately

Even if it's just to say "I love your profile" .

Humour, strange and mysterious words. Intriguing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sod it. I'm in

It started well with your status, as I'm ex-Forces. Help for Heroes

I'm really sorry, your profile is full of rules and "No". It puts me off. It's not that you're ruling out stuff I want to do, it's just a long list of negatives

I'm sure you're not like that in real life though x"

Yeah I actually just 're read it and thought wow I sound like a bitch lol! I done it ages ago after I got fed up of being asked to do those things over and over. I think I may have to 're do it and show that I'm actually nice.

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By *riggler90Couple over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Were in

I wouldn't. I've read it and can see I'm not the kind of person you're looking for.

Doesn't stop me making friends with you both on the Forum though does it?

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By *dquestCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

We're in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sod it. I'm in

It started well with your status, as I'm ex-Forces. Help for Heroes

I'm really sorry, your profile is full of rules and "No". It puts me off. It's not that you're ruling out stuff I want to do, it's just a long list of negatives

I'm sure you're not like that in real life though x

My profile has also read like that at times

Fab is what it is. We all get fed up. Negativity breeds negativity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting lol

Go on, am in, feel free to give mine a bashing

But just wait till I find the post-its

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were in

I wouldn't. I've read it and can see I'm not the kind of person you're looking for.

Doesn't stop me making friends with you both on the Forum though does it?

We suspected that as we aint after single men :p haha but indeed does not stop friendship x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like this... feedback welcomed

Mrs P x

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By *isa2018Couple over a year ago

East Northamptonshire

Ok go for it.

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I'm in. I'm just about to give mine an overhaul " If it's not working , change it "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm curious enough to say I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're in!"

I think I like Alex and Courtney

I wish they'd write as one person or take turns though

I too am guilty of writing in that way. Your sense of humour comes across well and it shows you're quite creative

I'd message asking if Alex is comfortable with a Bi Man in close proximity, who promises not to perv at him.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Interesting lol

Go on, am in, feel free to give mine a bashing

But just wait till I find the post-its"

No, you're Straight and not looking for single men. I would not message you. Mates in the Forum possibly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in"

No. You're a straight male. Forum friends?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like this... feedback welcomed

Mrs P x"

I smoke. So Forum friends only I'm afraid. You sound like a fun couple.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh go on then. We're in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok go for it."

I'm sorry. Your profile is full of negatives, there are so many that I stopped reading before I got to the ones that probably excluded me .

Again, I'm sure that's not the kind of couple, or people you are x

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By *dquestCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please G!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in. I'm just about to give mine an overhaul " If it's not working , change it " "

No, I didn't get past the first few lines. I'm sorry.

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By *dquestCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Thanks very much for the feedback! All feedback is good feedback!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm curious enough to say I'm in."

I would message you on more than one occasion. Just to make sure you'd not changed your mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

I'm sorry. Another list of negatives

Also.. this is taking me ages.

I SMOKE. So to speed things up, I'm going to lie and say I don't message people who put "Won't meet smokers" Even though I know many of you do.

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By *asmine73Woman over a year ago

Brisbane

Very interesting forum post..... I rarely do anything but read.... Go on.... Do me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Go on then, hit me with your worst shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh go on then. We're in!"

Won't meet smokers

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By *yrdsisWoman over a year ago

Gleam Street

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feedback accepted. I hope after an edit I look a bit more friendly aswell as displaying what I do and don't want

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes please G! "

Squirting puts me off, but the rest is so good I'd message to ask if I can join in if you promise not to squirt on me

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

We're in

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

I’m in....you may have given up smoking by the time you get through everybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in!! "

I'd be a bit concerned about your age.. but there are no negatives

So it'd be maybe.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Yeah, go on then!

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'll delude myself and say I'm in.

......

"I'm curious enough to say I'm in."

Oh gosh, I most certainly would if I wasn't so very far away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Very interesting forum post..... I rarely do anything but read.... Go on.... Do me

Thankyou. Yes I would, if just for the post compliment

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By *asmine73Woman over a year ago

Brisbane

"Very interesting forum post..... I rarely do anything but read.... Go on.... Do me

Thankyou. Yes I would, if just for the post compliment

Your welcome.... Compliments where compliments are due xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then, hit me with your worst shot

Ahhh it happens again..

The first part has me itching to send you a message. The second part is just another list of NO.

Maybe? I'd have to double check I'm not ruled out already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

I'm sorry.. I got about five lines in.

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By *arbellsWoman over a year ago

Cambridge

Go fot it. I'm intrigued

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're in

I don't think so. If you added a bit more of your personality somehow, maybe I'd be tempted to see?

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By *aileyGirlWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Also very very curious...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok go for it."

I am in and I would definitely message _isa2018

It was the profile pic that drew me in and the profile itself was really good but when I got to the part on single guys.

You had me hook, line and sinker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in....you may have given up smoking by the time you get through everybody

Yes I would. I'd make a point that I'm a short arse in my fist line... but if you read through to the end hopefully you'll think I'm an exception the rule. Then I'd leave it be

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By *rs RavensongWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

I'm in...

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah, go on then!

YES! I want to come camping!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Go on then, hit me with your worst shot

Ahhh it happens again..

The first part has me itching to send you a message. The second part is just another list of NO.

Maybe? I'd have to double check I'm not ruled out already."

Thank you appreciate your opinion.

I have been told parts of my profile are negative & ranty, which really doesn't match my personalty.

The ranty bit was a later addition, which tbh usually gets ignored by the majority of people who message me anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll delude myself and say I'm in.

......

I'm curious enough to say I'm in.

Oh gosh, I most certainly would if I wasn't so very far away. "

No, you're a straight man

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By *yrdsisWoman over a year ago

Gleam Street

"I'm in

I'm sorry.. I got about five lines in.

Guessing thats mine... awesome. Good to know its working for those that can read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, hit me with your worst shot

Ahhh it happens again..

The first part has me itching to send you a message. The second part is just another list of NO.

Maybe? I'd have to double check I'm not ruled out already.

Thank you appreciate your opinion.

I have been told parts of my profile are negative & ranty, which really doesn't match my personalty.

The ranty bit was a later addition, which tbh usually gets ignored by the majority of people who message me anyway

FaF?

(Fancy a Fever Tree?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in x"

I think you are a bit too young for me, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not in on the basis of being male so I kniw the answer.

Ladies?

Not stealing the thread or anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go fot it. I'm intrigued

No. I'm not interested in the type of Domination you describe. Not at this stage, that's only something I'd consider with people I already know. Such a strong desire, so early on has put me off. Sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in x

I think you are a bit too young for me, sorry. "

Completely understandable

what if I were older and had the same profile? Just out of curiosity x

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By *urvy-liciousWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

I’m in

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

"We're in

I don't think so. If you added a bit more of your personality somehow, maybe I'd be tempted to see?"

Noted

going to do a re-write thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're in

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By *aughty But Nice TwiceWoman over a year ago

Pontefract

"Sod it. I'm in

It started well with your status, as I'm ex-Forces. Help for Heroes

I'm really sorry, your profile is full of rules and "No". It puts me off. It's not that you're ruling out stuff I want to do, it's just a long list of negatives

I'm sure you're not like that in real life though x

I can sympathise with this as I changed mine because was fed up of being asked but I still do even when it's on profile lol ....

So OP yes what do you think is it understable lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Also very very curious... "

Sadly.. I wouldn't. Your standards are at such a high standard that it makes me feel a bit bad about myself. Sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in...

V x"

We've already spoken Mrs. Ravensong

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Do me please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then, hit me with your worst shot

Ahhh it happens again..

The first part has me itching to send you a message. The second part is just another list of NO.

Maybe? I'd have to double check I'm not ruled out already.

Thank you appreciate your opinion.

I have been told parts of my profile are negative & ranty, which really doesn't match my personalty.

The ranty bit was a later addition, which tbh usually gets ignored by the majority of people who message me anyway

I've done the same thing myself.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not in on the basis of being male so I kniw the answer.

Ladies?

Not stealing the thread or anything!"

Honestly you sound perfect apart from the fact that your married as I don't like doing things behind partners backs if your wife knows and you have her blessing then I'd be interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not in on the basis of being male so I kniw the answer.

Ladies?

Not stealing the thread or anything!"

Bisexual males and TV/TS may get messages. It's only straight men I can't reply to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in x

I think you are a bit too young for me, sorry.

Completely understandable

what if I were older and had the same profile? Just out of curiosity x"

Good question. Probably a no. The text matches the age. It's only my personal taste. I'm an older man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes please G!

Squirting puts me off, but the rest is so good I'd message to ask if I can join in if you promise not to squirt on me

I’m genuinely cho ked right now. Thanks G!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're in

P."

No, I don't match your criteria.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

We're not looking at the moment and the profile reflects that but still, I'm bored and intrigued

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do me please."

I was tempted when I found out about your mojo

But I don't do clubs, I'm a single man, there's no sense to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

I'm just going to ignore straight male profiles from this moment on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're not looking at the moment and the profile reflects that but still, I'm bored and intrigued

V x"

I'm not what you're looking for, but good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

STOP! IM DONE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

that nearly killed me!

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By *aileyGirlWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Also very very curious...

Sadly.. I wouldn't. Your standards are at such a high standard that it makes me feel a bit bad about myself. Sorry x"

Oh my... I don’t even have a response for that xx

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm in

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"I’m in....you may have given up smoking by the time you get through everybody

Yes I would. I'd make a point that I'm a short arse in my fist line... but if you read through to the end hopefully you'll think I'm an exception the rule. Then I'd leave it be

Well thank you, your very observant in your profile sweeping, I did read through to the end and I do make exceptions to the rule

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Oh this is interesting.

Im in if you're still doing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

No, I'm 5ft8.. on a good day.

Also, when you say, "naughty married" I'm not sure if you're cheating or swinging with consent? That'd worry me.

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By *rs RavensongWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

"that nearly killed me!"

Sterling effort, excellent commitment to the task at hand.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Yeah, go on then!

YES! I want to come camping!

You got mail!

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By *henewmeMan over a year ago

Ribble Valley

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then, give us your opinion

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok... I’m in

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

Haha regretting it now OP

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By *sh6866Man over a year ago

halifax

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.....

Go for it !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I already know the answer but I'm in anyway

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Probably not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need some food people, sorry. I'm enjoying it. I'll do them in order as best I can, just remember it's a waste of everyone's time.. if I'm not going to match what YOURE looking for on your profile.

Straight men.. WHY are you even reading this thread? Let alone commenting on it? It'll do you good, just hush up.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

You'd be daft if you did after viewing ours.

Plenty do though.

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By *retty.blue.eyesWoman over a year ago

Burnley

I'm sure I know the answer but I'm curious

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

Do we get to flip it and review your profile OP hehe just asking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, go on then!

YES! I want to come camping!

You got mail!

We love camping too! Great idea this G. You’re connecting people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in...some feedback on my profile would be useful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I forget what I write on mine usually.

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m feeling brave and/or stupid. Do me

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By *arahBaby123Woman over a year ago

WORCESTER

I'm in

But if you don't like my profile you will be forever GhengisCan't

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By *ay and DeborahCouple over a year ago

Co. Down

In for a biscuit!

Debs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then, give us your opinion "

Very much so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In

No, won't meet smokers, sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok... I’m in

Won't meet smokers.. sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I already know the answer but I'm in anyway

A forum message.. perhaps

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By *r and Mrs PenguinCouple over a year ago

South Wales

We're in.

Always good to see what people think or if it's to confusing x x

Grab a ciggy and a vodka. It's a bit of a read pmsl x x x

Mrs p x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You'd be daft if you did after viewing ours.

Plenty do though.

No. I think it's quite clear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm sure I know the answer but I'm curious

Right.. if anyone is ignored from now on.. it's because you're own filters are preventing me from sending you a response.. Sorry. I'm a smoker and I'm trying to respect your wishes.

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By *i KinkyThorntonCouple over a year ago

THORNTON-CLEVELEYS

haha we are in haha we aint shy haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do we get to flip it and review your profile OP hehe just asking

I think that's another.. very short thread probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah, go on then!

YES! I want to come camping!

You got mail!

We love camping too! Great idea this G. You’re connecting people

*Bows magnanimously*

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Blimey that’s me out the running ... crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in...some feedback on my profile would be useful "

Too many preferences to bother finding out if I fit into them or not.. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m feeling brave and/or stupid. Do me

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

But if you don't like my profile you will be forever GhengisCan't

Yes. Perhaps I'm now GhengisTried? Or GhengisCunt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In for a biscuit!

Debs x"

What do you think? Single man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, give us your opinion

Very much so

Ooooft

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By *arahBaby123Woman over a year ago

WORCESTER

"I'm in

But if you don't like my profile you will be forever GhengisCan't

Yes. Perhaps I'm now GhengisTried? Or GhengisCunt?"

very witty Mr Ghengis xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

Its very short and the last four lines are all negatives, I'd probably move onto someone else

Sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's ignore the photos and Forum for one thread. Let's imagine Fab is just about your profile page alone and it's all I have to go on.

Say you're in and I'll give you the honest answer with at least one polite reason.

I was going to say you’d say no for obvious reasons. Didn’t realise you were going to check us out.....go for it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're in.

Always good to see what people think or if it's to confusing x x

Grab a ciggy and a vodka. It's a bit of a read pmsl x x x

Mrs p x x

Yes. Probably to talk about Spain

Maybe to ask if you're willing to consider well mannered bi men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in

Its very short and the last four lines are all negatives, I'd probably move onto someone else

Sorry x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"haha we are in haha we aint shy haha"

No, sorry. Only on the grounds that BDSM seems to be your thing, something I am only mildly interested in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine ?

Short and sweet..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then, give us your opinion

Very much so

Ooooft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

But if you don't like my profile you will be forever GhengisCan't

Yes. Perhaps I'm now GhengisTried? Or GhengisCunt?

very witty Mr Ghengis xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let's ignore the photos and Forum for one thread. Let's imagine Fab is just about your profile page alone and it's all I have to go on.

Say you're in and I'll give you the honest answer with at least one polite reason.

I was going to say you’d say no for obvious reasons. Didn’t realise you were going to check us out.....go for it then

You don't meet smokers

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"In

No, won't meet smokers, sorry x"

You might want to check out your own profile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in (she says hiding behind her hands...)

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By *unniebee1970Woman over a year ago

The Hive

In.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In

No, won't meet smokers, sorry x

You might want to check out your own profile!

So I see

I owe all of you a massive apology. I didnt realise I was lying!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

No, won't meet smokers, sorry x

You might want to check out your own profile!

So I see

I owe all of you a massive apology. I didnt realise I was lying!"

And there I was thinking that was my only issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine ?

Short and sweet.."

Off your profile alone? Sadly not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in (she says hiding behind her hands...)

I've (recently started) smoking and you won't meet smokers - Sorry.

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

"We're in

I don't think so. If you added a bit more of your personality somehow, maybe I'd be tempted to see?

Noted

going to do a re-write thank you "

Can you check ours out again, rewrite complete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then we’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In

No, won't meet smokers, sorry x

You might want to check out your own profile!

So I see

I owe all of you a massive apology. I didnt realise I was lying!

And there I was thinking that was my only issue

Would I be forgiven if I offered to review it as a non-smoker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're in

I don't think so. If you added a bit more of your personality somehow, maybe I'd be tempted to see?

Noted

going to do a re-write thank you

Can you check ours out again, rewrite complete

1 review per thread, sorry.

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

"We're in

I don't think so. If you added a bit more of your personality somehow, maybe I'd be tempted to see?

Noted

going to do a re-write thank you

Can you check ours out again, rewrite complete

1 review per thread, sorry."

Dam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooo...interesting....count me in x

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By *arahBaby123Woman over a year ago

WORCESTER

"We're in

I don't think so. If you added a bit more of your personality somehow, maybe I'd be tempted to see?

Noted

going to do a re-write thank you

Can you check ours out again, rewrite complete

1 review per thread, sorry."

Mark Kermode is in da house

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then we’re in "

No. I'm not 9"-10". I'm not exactly small, but I'm nowhere near 9".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooo...interesting....count me in x"

Yes, I probably would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in too "

You're straight. I wouldn't message you.

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

"We're in

I don't think so. If you added a bit more of your personality somehow, maybe I'd be tempted to see?

Noted

going to do a re-write thank you

Can you check ours out again, rewrite complete

1 review per thread, sorry.

Mark Kermode is in da house

Who's Mark Kermode

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"We're in

I don't think so. If you added a bit more of your personality somehow, maybe I'd be tempted to see?

Noted

going to do a re-write thank you

Can you check ours out again, rewrite complete

1 review per thread, sorry.

Mark Kermode is in da house

Who's Mark Kermode

Banter at the bar, sound a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It'd be interesting to see someone else do this, I bet there answers are different than mine.

I dare one of you to do it. Warning, you need a bit of spare time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It'd be interesting to see someone else do this, I bet there answers are different than mine.

I dare one of you to do it. Warning, you need a bit of spare time."

*their

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then Ghengis, let me know what you think lovely...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for it...

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Go on. I am in. Imagine it doesn't say about not meeting men.

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By *hezGeekCouple over a year ago

Bristol

We’re always up for some character assassination;) do your worst, Mr. Khan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Go on then Ghengis, let me know what you think lovely..."

We have a bi man! Congratulations

Sorry, it'd be a no. Although it's a very good profile, bar a small typo at start.

From your profile it seems you need more intimacy than I can comfortably give to another man. It's not you, it's me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in, could do with some advice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go for it..."

I'd think about it, maybe try my luck given I'm only just younger lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's give this a go, we in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on. I am in. Imagine it doesn't say about not meeting men. "

Fucking right I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We’re always up for some character assassination;) do your worst, Mr. Khan!"

I'm sorry, I'm a smoker. So it's a no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Go on then Ghengis, let me know what you think lovely...

We have a bi man! Congratulations

Sorry, it'd be a no. Although it's a very good profile, bar a small typo at start.

From your profile it seems you need more intimacy than I can comfortably give to another man. It's not you, it's me

Thanks for your honesty and the compliment! What typo? (Pedant!)

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

In x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am in, could do with some advice! "

You won't meet smokers either. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in...some feedback on my profile would be useful

Too many preferences to bother finding out if I fit into them or not.. Sorry

No that’s fine....have shortened it now so hopefully more readable and friendly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Go on then Ghengis, let me know what you think lovely...

We have a bi man! Congratulations

Sorry, it'd be a no. Although it's a very good profile, bar a small typo at start.

From your profile it seems you need more intimacy than I can comfortably give to another man. It's not you, it's me

Thanks for your honesty and the compliment! What typo? (Pedant!)

giver not than a taker..

It's important these things are clear

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