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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now is the time to date women called Holly or Eve, chances are their birthday is just before Christmas, which means you can get a years worth of shagging before dumping them and saving yourself having to shell out on a birthday present.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"any woman want to give some number so tell us men what is VWE
Just put your number down and let them decide where they place it.
Mrs"
haha i dont think numbers do it fair haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couples - Please insist on a key word in the profile...
It shows that us men know how to do what we are told as we love jumping through hoops.
Men -Learn to balance a ball on your nose as couples love a performing seal.
Women - Just say you are a woman. The men will do all the hard work for you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont say youre straight when you have sex meet verifications from the same sex as you, we arent stupid, just own your sexuality you arent fooling anyone."
Agreed. If you have met a TV or a bi guy you are NOT straight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a cool thread!
"dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont  "
Oh they know who they are... or maybe they don't... who knows... I mean if it's obvious they should know... sometimes you just know they know... after they read it they know who they are... nobody knows for sure... let's be honest it's nice to know who they are though... I don't know, but...
#theyknowhotheyare
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"This is a cool thread!
dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont
Oh they know who they are... or maybe they don't... who knows... I mean if it's obvious they should know... sometimes you just know they know... after they read it they know who they are... nobody knows for sure... let's be honest it's nice to know who they are though... I don't know, but...
#theyknowhotheyare
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Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a cool thread!
dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont
Oh they know who they are... or maybe they don't... who knows... I mean if it's obvious they should know... sometimes you just know they know... after they read it they know who they are... nobody knows for sure... let's be honest it's nice to know who they are though... I don't know, but...
#theyknowhotheyare
Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?"
The ones that know who they are, know that you know who they are... nobody else knows who they are, but the poster of "you know who you are" and the recipient(s) should know... otherwise nobody knows... someone has to know...
To untangle this mystery a new tag should be introduced:
#doyoureallyknow
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"Couples - Please insist on a key word in the profile...
It shows that us men know how to do what we are told as we love jumping through hoops.
Men -Learn to balance a ball on your nose as couples love a performing seal.
Women - Just say you are a woman. The men will do all the hard work for you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a cool thread!
dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont
Oh they know who they are... or maybe they don't... who knows... I mean if it's obvious they should know... sometimes you just know they know... after they read it they know who they are... nobody knows for sure... let's be honest it's nice to know who they are though... I don't know, but...
#theyknowhotheyare
Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?
The ones that know who they are, know that you know who they are... nobody else knows who they are, but the poster of "you know who you are" and the recipient(s) should know... otherwise nobody knows... someone has to know...
To untangle this mystery a new tag should be introduced:
#doyoureallyknow
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Tuesdays euromillions winners 120 million
"You know who you are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a cool thread!
dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont
Oh they know who they are... or maybe they don't... who knows... I mean if it's obvious they should know... sometimes you just know they know... after they read it they know who they are... nobody knows for sure... let's be honest it's nice to know who they are though... I don't know, but...
#theyknowhotheyare
Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?
The ones that know who they are, know that you know who they are... nobody else knows who they are, but the poster of "you know who you are" and the recipient(s) should know... otherwise nobody knows... someone has to know...
To untangle this mystery a new tag should be introduced:
#doyoureallyknow
Tuesdays euromillions winners 120 million
"You know who you are "
#We know who you are too .youve been on the news ..its a lot of money but not enough to leave the EU
#Brexit |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"any woman want to give some number so tell us men what is VWE
Just put your number down and let them decide where they place it.
Mrs
haha i dont think numbers do it fair haha "
I’m more visual than thinking in numbers, all I know is if guys message saying they are vwe or do I like big cock we won’t be meeting, too big is just well...too big!  and I’m presuming you know the answer really, I would think most guys would know what vwe is in inches give or take an inch lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tips:
Be clear with your intentions
Keep an umbrella handy
Read someones profile
Write your profile, at least tell us a little about you
Always use a base coat before painting your nails
Don’t be a knobhead
Don’t copy and paste your intro message
Stay safe
Drink at least a bottle of water a day
Have fun
If you go to a supermarket before 5.59pm you’ll find fresh good offers at a fraction of the price
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
north and south |
"Top tip - couples stop assuming all men should do as you say "
cpls stop pretending to be single as in swinging, it's a sex site everyone is trying to get into each other's pants, there should be no ifs and butts , no pun intended
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
north and south |
"Dont say youre straight when you have sex meet verifications from the same sex as you, we arent stupid, just own your sexuality you arent fooling anyone.
Agreed. If you have met a TV or a bi guy you are NOT straight. "
its man made words bi heterosexual gay TV trans , we as the romans did was just enjoy everything together, no labels we are all just humans beings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont say youre straight when you have sex meet verifications from the same sex as you, we arent stupid, just own your sexuality you arent fooling anyone.
Agreed. If you have met a TV or a bi guy you are NOT straight. its man made words bi heterosexual gay TV trans , we as the romans did was just enjoy everything together, no labels we are all just humans beings "
 mathematically speaking, sexuality is a continuous rather than a discrete function |
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Don’t talk to women like they are free sex workers.
Read profiles, then respect them.
If you don’t match, it’s not ‘worth a try’.
If you state you are a non smoker, don’t post a pic of you smoking. |
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"This is a cool thread!
dont say "you know who you are" maybe they dont
Oh they know who they are... or maybe they don't... who knows... I mean if it's obvious they should know... sometimes you just know they know... after they read it they know who they are... nobody knows for sure... let's be honest it's nice to know who they are though... I don't know, but...
#theyknowhotheyare
Or they think they know who they are and you know they're not but wanted to just to make them think they know who they are?
The ones that know who they are, know that you know who they are... nobody else knows who they are, but the poster of "you know who you are" and the recipient(s) should know... otherwise nobody knows... someone has to know...
To untangle this mystery a new tag should be introduced:
#doyoureallyknow
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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago
Isle of Arran |
"Stop putting those daft, pointless legal notices on your profile.
Brilliant.....Top Tip if you want to meet me, you’re not straight !!!"
brill ,I nearly spilt my wine when I read this .well said and done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Assume the message recipient is fine, having a great day, finding the site good, is still looking for what they describe in their profile and won't meet outside their stated preferences. |
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
Dorset |
Single guys, if you can't play our games our way, don't whine about jumping through hoops, stay at home and have fun by yourself, we can still have a great night in as a couple anyway without your input.... and btw there's always 100 more single guys ready to take your place, so like it or not, yes we do have the power of choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single guys, if you can't play our games our way, don't whine about jumping through hoops, stay at home and have fun by yourself, we can still have a great night in as a couple anyway without your input.... and btw there's always 100 more single guys ready to take your place, so like it or not, yes we do have the power of choice. "
Dial a cock at your service ma'am |
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"Assume the message recipient is fine, having a great day, finding the site good, is still looking for what they describe in their profile and won't meet outside their stated preferences."
To be honest tho loads of replies I get are ‘we aren’t looking anymore ‘ so many don’t still seek what they ask for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Assume the message recipient is fine, having a great day, finding the site good, is still looking for what they describe in their profile and won't meet outside their stated preferences.
To be honest tho loads of replies I get are ‘we aren’t looking anymore ‘ so many don’t still seek what they ask for "
Fantasists j
Wouldn't know what a swing was if you actually sat them down in one and pushed
And if they do actually manage to swing x 2 a year(that's on a good year btw),but are taking a break,then take one and hide your profile
Or at least put in your really really long and interesting profile as an update so then my mate Joe isn't wasting his precious time
Not rocket science
(Believe it or not you fusspot cples single guy's time is precious too)
Rant over......who's free now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Assume the message recipient is fine, having a great day, finding the site good, is still looking for what they describe in their profile and won't meet outside their stated preferences.
To be honest tho loads of replies I get are ‘we aren’t looking anymore ‘ so many don’t still seek what they ask for "
… so messaging outside of the stated preferences won't help if they are still looking. Messaging outside of the stated preferences won't help if they are not still looking. |
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"Don't say you're athletic when you're actually a fat fcuk (this goes out to both men & women).
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Fair point but to call them fat fcuks how old are you 10 I can bet 99% of bigger people have had more sex then you’ve had Sunday dinners |
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"Don't say you're athletic when you're actually a fat fcuk (this goes out to both men & women).
Fair point but to call them fat fcuks how old are you 10 I can bet 99% of bigger people have had more sex then you’ve had Sunday dinners "
She wasn’t insulting a particular person, however, you are. |
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