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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right people, I have been on Fab for some time now, and I have seen a lot of blokes posting on the forum what do people think of there profile. I have always thought it was a bit stupid possibly attention seeking. But I thought f##k it lets see what people think of mine. I was always taught any information is good information so lets see. To to be nice tho.... |
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Your text doesn't really sell you. You're a normal guy and lots of people lie? That's not appealing. Watch your spelling and grammar.
I'd lose most or all of the pictures that don't show your body, I'm not sure what they add in this context (particularly your profile picture). Too many cock shots, and one looks like you haven't picked up in the background. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cheers everyone. I will have a look at it over next couple of days and make changes..... spelling and grammar has always been an issue, that's why I work with my hands, not my book smarts lol. And yes lego bricks are like land mines. My lads love it so much but once there in bed I have to treat the living room floor like a war zone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The text bit is good made me smile. Lose the cock pics. Keep the black and white mirror pic. Get rid of the others. New pics needed.
Hope this helps "
Lose every pic apart from the black and white mirror one lol if that's it 100% I need new ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear. "
I thought it was funny,cheeky may be. I do have a silly young at heart attitude to life, to be honest |
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"Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear.
I thought it was funny,cheeky may be. I do have a silly young at heart attitude to life, to be honest"
I don't see funny or cheeky in that pic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear.
I thought it was funny,cheeky may be. I do have a silly young at heart attitude to life, to be honest
I don't see funny or cheeky in that pic."
That's why all information is good information. Cheers for your input...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right people, I have been on Fab for some time now, and I have seen a lot of blokes posting on the forum what do people think of there profile. I have always thought it was a bit stupid possibly attention seeking. But I thought f##k it lets see what people think of mine. I was always taught any information is good information so lets see. To to be nice tho...."
If you want an example of a brutally honest profile have a look at mine. Yours is a bit "nice guy, give me a try"
Anyone who says I don't do bullshit, or I'm genuine is already on the back foot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
Grammar and spelling may seem unimportant to you, but to others it can be a HUGE turn off. Not to all, but to many.
Looking at what you've actually said about yourself, your profile says nothing about 'YOU'.
From reading it, I very much get the sense that you are attempting to make yourself look good by putting others down - by that, I mean that your profile is making the implication that everyone else on here is lying and that you're the only one who's being honest.
That never works.
People reading your profile really don't want to be told what others are doing wrong or badly. They want to know about you.
You don't say anything about what you like, what you're necessarily looking for etc, so how is anyone going to know if they're what you're looking for?
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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago
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"Go on, roast mine, I don't take it seriously anyway!
Start your own thread
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If you open the profile I have two face pics. However you show a pair of legs, doesn't exactly disclose your identity either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well isn't that you missing out then?
However when I do message women I always send a face pic "
Think most of us won't look at profiles with no profile pictures. Your the one missing out. Take some fun pics. Crop them to taste and make it into a profile picture. Doesn't have to be your face. But it really is in your interest to have a good profile picture.
Speaking as the fem in this couple
Eski |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well isn't that you missing out then?
However when I do message women I always send a face pic
Think most of us won't look at profiles with no profile pictures. Your the one missing out. Take some fun pics. Crop them to taste and make it into a profile picture. Doesn't have to be your face. But it really is in your interest to have a good profile picture.
Speaking as the fem in this couple
Eski "
You're* |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
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"Definitely lose the pic where you're simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable polar bear.
I thought it was funny,cheeky may be. I do have a silly young at heart attitude to life, to be honest
I don't see funny or cheeky in that pic."
Nor do I. I see what I'd describe as a dirty old man pretending to perform a sex act in an area where families may be near  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cheers everyone for there suggestions. I will be makeing changes very soon, lets get Christmas out the way first, its a busy time. Happy Fabbing everyone. |
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"Cheers everyone for there suggestions. I will be makeing changes very soon, lets get Christmas out the way first, its a busy time. Happy Fabbing everyone."
Roughly translated means I didn't much like what you all said  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cheers everyone for there suggestions. I will be makeing changes very soon, lets get Christmas out the way first, its a busy time. Happy Fabbing everyone.
Roughly translated means I didn't much like what you all said "
Honesty I take everyone's opinions on board. I am newish to the scene so any advice, I take seriously. I will post an updated roast my profile when I have made changes. I don't plan on pleasing everyone, that's definitely not me, but I will take everyone's advice on-board. Cheers again fabbers. Much appreciated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can not travel . You can not accomadate . You will meet anyone between the age of 18 to 99 . Your pics are not that good .you need to ask yourself ." What do I need to do to get a meet " im sorry mate but unless you change a lot of things you won't get meets, Harsh but true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not interested in pictures of you doing your sporting activity sorry it doesn't have anything to do with Fab. Great if you were trying to find friends with similar interests but this is a swinging site and to be honest people want to know what you look like and what your body is like and what your interests are sexually. I understand you probably have reasons for not showing your face but the picture of you is just too blurred and there are so many guys on here I would have just moved straight on had I looked at your profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right people, I have been on Fab for some time now, and I have seen a lot of blokes posting on the forum what do people think of there profile. I have always thought it was a bit stupid possibly attention seeking. But I thought f##k it lets see what people think of mine. I was always taught any information is good information so lets see. To to be nice tho...."
Pictures stopped.
What on earth has 3 or more bike pics to do with anything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm always confused when people say they cannot travel and they cannot accommodate? So what does that actually mean? You expect somebody to come and pick you up and take you back to their house or to a public place for a drink and then drop you back home again! Ever heard of public transport lol |
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"I'm always confused when people say they cannot travel and they cannot accommodate? So what does that actually mean? You expect somebody to come and pick you up and take you back to their house or to a public place for a drink and then drop you back home again! Ever heard of public transport lol"
I’m in that position now. I can use public transport but that means travelling very locally, with hassle and I’m currently not able to spend much on hotels which means it’s a thorough ball ache to get to anyone’s house. |
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