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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve been orally Bi for some years now, but reading some of the wonderfully written tales in the stories section has made me think I’m ready for the full experience. Obviously I want to be clean, so if anyone would share their knowledge or tips on how best to go about this that would be gratefully received.
Thanks
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Remove shower head. Turn on warm water. Stick up bum. Fill. Empty fill empty fill empty... No brown water left?..... Job done.... Though invest in a bum toy too to warm up as sometimes water can get trapped up there but ul soon find out with abit of probing |
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"Toothbrush and bleach but you need a friend 
I don’t think anyone needs a friend like that
Perhaps you haven't seen the size of the toothbrush  "
Ahhhh sorry should’ve gone to specsavers  thought it said toilet brush |
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"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while. "
That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall 
Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers. |
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"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.
That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall
Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers. "
I learned about this the hard way but my bowels were sparkling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.
That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall
Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers.
I learned about this the hard way but my bowels were sparkling. "
Same, I actually think I cleaned the back of my throat once from the bottom.up.... Christ |
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"Toothbrush and bleach but you need a friend
I don’t think anyone needs a friend like that
Perhaps you haven't seen the size of the toothbrush "
Speaking of toothbrush.. never piss off anyone who has access to yours |
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"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.
That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall
Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers.
I learned about this the hard way but my bowels were sparkling. "
we tend to go the whole hog really as due to the fisting and size of the strap on the entrance hall go's through to the dining area, kitchen, conservatory then out the back garden |
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"If you douche, know your limits. Just enough to clean the entrance hall. Otherwise you may be in the bathroom a while.
That's a brilliant description. Entrance hall
Plus I love that it's one of the few useful answers.
I learned about this the hard way but my bowels were sparkling. we tend to go the whole hog really as due to the fisting and size of the strap on the entrance hall go's through to the dining area, kitchen, conservatory then out the back garden "
And all the way through the orchard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you know you are playing anal then you can always keep the diet good for 48 hours before. Helps with the cleaning out. If you are serious 48hours liquid diet or if not keep the carbs really low for the two day prior but hell it takes the spontaneity out of it. But if it helps with confidence for the first time then check your diet for the two days before. |
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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago
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Too much anal douching can be bad for your natural internal balance, getting rid of intestinal flora and the mucus lining which protects us from our own shit and helps make a load of vitamins.
Just clean the entrance and be ready with the wet wipes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always douche but only enough for me. Had 2 occasions where some sneaky water stayed up there and came out at the complete wrong time. I do have another good tip for anal cleanliness but I ain't saying it publicly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always douche but only enough for me. Had 2 occasions where some sneaky water stayed up there and came out at the complete wrong time. I do have another good tip for anal cleanliness but I ain't saying it publicly "
We’re all adults here (I think)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always douche but only enough for me. Had 2 occasions where some sneaky water stayed up there and came out at the complete wrong time. I do have another good tip for anal cleanliness but I ain't saying it publicly "
Go on, you can tell us here ? Don't be shy! |
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Guys come to me for strapon fun. I say to them not to have junk food 12-24 hours before meeting. Have bran/Weetabix for breakfast, go to the loo an hr before fun and wash thoroughly. not had problems or embarrasment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My motto: Anyone who really wants anal can deal with any fallout (so to speak)."
I love giving anal, and wouldn't dream of complaining (or even mentioning it) if there was a bit of mess.
It's rare that there is anything (in my experience) and when there is it can be discreetly dealt with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My motto: Anyone who really wants anal can deal with any fallout (so to speak).
I love giving anal, and wouldn't dream of complaining (or even mentioning it) if there was a bit of mess.
It's rare that there is anything (in my experience) and when there is it can be discreetly dealt with."
Sums it up well |
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