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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
Yes... I actually look like this.
I’m grateful to god for the gifts he has given me... I was clearly near the front of the queue when he was handing out the good looks, and the beards.
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Its OK.
Ooof. Damning me with faint praise. I suspect this thread will yield worse.... ha would you like me to mark it from 0 to 10?"
I reckon a 10? Bargain down from there...
If it helps any I have 2 law degrees, brains to match my excuisite beauty, oh and I’m a qualified pilot.
How about we have a thread about how fucking fabulous/fierce I am as a single guy...  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Its OK.
Ooof. Damning me with faint praise. I suspect this thread will yield worse.... ha would you like me to mark it from 0 to 10?
I reckon a 10? Bargain down from there...
If it helps any I have 2 law degrees, brains to match my excuisite beauty, oh and I’m a qualified pilot.
How about we have a thread about how fucking fabulous/fierce I am as a single guy... "
lucky you and no don't start any more threads you have marked youself a 10 so job done  |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Girl is fierce.
When you call my name it’s like a little prayer . pink 
The material girl . Marilyn Monroe?"
Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.
A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Girl is fierce.
When you call my name it’s like a little prayer . pink
The material girl . Marilyn Monroe?
Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.
A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. "
Brighton why? |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Girl is fierce.
When you call my name it’s like a little prayer . pink
The material girl . Marilyn Monroe?
Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.
A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?"
Why not?
London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.
It’s how we roll.
What else is there to do on a Sunday?
No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Girl is fierce.
When you call my name it’s like a little prayer . pink
The material girl . Marilyn Monroe?
Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.
A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?
Why not?
London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.
It’s how we roll.
What else is there to do on a Sunday?
No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am. "
I respond when and where I like. |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"Girl is fierce.
When you call my name it’s like a little prayer . pink
The material girl . Marilyn Monroe?
Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.
A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?
Why not?
London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.
It’s how we roll.
What else is there to do on a Sunday?
No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am. I respond when and where I like."
Ok honey, cheers.
I’ll look you up for tea and sympathy next time when we are in stoke (wherever the hell that is - 12th of never I expect).
It’s just not how we roll 
Carpe diem (Google it). |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Girl is fierce.
When you call my name it’s like a little prayer . pink
The material girl . Marilyn Monroe?
Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.
A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?
Why not?
London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.
It’s how we roll.
What else is there to do on a Sunday?
No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am. I respond when and where I like.
Ok honey, cheers.
I’ll look you up for tea and sympathy next time when we are in stoke (wherever the hell that is - 12th of never I expect).
It’s just not how we roll
Carpe diem (Google it). "
keep rolling then tiger,12th of never sounds great girl bye. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Girl is fierce.
When you call my name it’s like a little prayer . pink
The material girl . Marilyn Monroe?
Stop fillling my thread up with nonsense. Tell me how fucking fabulous I am please. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.
A bath, a coffee and a trip to Brighton is in my future... I can’t be arsed to sleep. Brighton why?
Why not?
London by sea + they have that stupid new ride that elevates you up to a few hundred feet, which I want to try. Then we can spend £100+ on a shite meal.
It’s how we roll.
What else is there to do on a Sunday?
No response required - unless it’s to reassure me about how fucking amazing I am. I respond when and where I like.
Ok honey, cheers.
I’ll look you up for tea and sympathy next time when we are in stoke (wherever the hell that is - 12th of never I expect).
It’s just not how we roll
Carpe diem (Google it). keep rolling then tiger,12th of never sounds great girl bye.
The gorgeous lady I’m going with later, between us we earn over £300k per year (she earns far, far more than I do).... If we see a fish restaurant we like we can buy the whole plaice...
Life is good. It’s how we roll...
Remind me again how fantabulously fabulous I am, sugar?
Bye. "
yawwn. |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask. "
Sometimes I wonder why, when I post that I’m 6”3, yet describe myself as short, I get questioned on it.
Sucks doesn’t it?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.
Sometimes I wonder why, when I post that I’m 6”3, yet describe myself as short, I get questioned on it.
Sucks doesn’t it?! "
It's way too early for me to even begin to work out why that's relevant. |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.
Sometimes I wonder why, when I post that I’m 6”3, yet describe myself as short, I get questioned on it.
Sucks doesn’t it?!
It's way too early for me to even begin to work out why that's relevant. "
That doesn’t surprise me in the slightest, dotty.
It’s just because it’s too early for you. That’s the only reason why.
Clearly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.
Sometimes I wonder why, when I post that I’m 6”3, yet describe myself as short, I get questioned on it.
Sucks doesn’t it?!
It's way too early for me to even begin to work out why that's relevant.
That doesn’t surprise me in the slightest, dotty.
It’s just because it’s too early for you. That’s the only reason why.
Clearly."
I'm glad you understand x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's alright but the position of your hand makes it look like you're holding a mask.
He's actually wanking. His cock is so long it nearly reaches his chin. "
That explains his cockiness |
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if that's really you then yes I can guess you can have any woman you want
you look like a film star at first glance
your modest but not big headed
about being a front of que type
your going to have so much mail to open on here now . |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"The glasses are a bit womanly.
They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.
There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... yeah ok
Are you still going? nope I'm good "
You’re the gift that keeps on giving. The gift nobody asked for  . |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The glasses are a bit womanly.
They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.
There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... yeah ok
Are you still going? nope I'm good
You’re the gift that keeps on giving. The gift nobody asked for . "
Charming as usual so funny witty sweet. |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"The glasses are a bit womanly.
They’re aubergine/fuscia. Definitely not pink.
There’s a subtle difference, or so the salesman told me... yeah ok
Are you still going? nope I'm good
You’re the gift that keeps on giving. The gift nobody asked for . Charming as usual so funny witty sweet."
Not charming to you, that’s for sure. |
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By *hite1100 OP Man
over a year ago
Hither Green |
"I think you're funny as fuck. You remind me too much of my ex, so I'll take a pass, but otherwise...I would.
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Thanks. I’m glad someone else appreciates the sledgehammer humour.
If your ex reminds you of me you clearly have excuisite taste in men . |
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