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Tips for single guys (tongue in cheek)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have got some great tips to help the single guys here. You can't fail if you follow these:
- have a good selection of cock pics on your profile. The more the better
-dont bother sending a face pic, let's face it, a good cock pic is worth 10 face pics
-dont bother reading a profile, just cut and paste a message, it saves time
-a good message starts with fancy a fuck 
You can add more and have fun. Ps fab my cock pic lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just don't send mail anymore as being a single male I'm tarnished by birth.
You just can't do anything right so I don't bother.
I just read/use the forums now. |
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"I just don't send mail anymore as being a single male I'm tarnished by birth.
You just can't do anything right so I don't bother.
I just read/use the forums now."
Not with everyone. Sure, there are things that lots of people do which are such cliches you’ve got to laugh. But there are plenty of people who get that it’s not all single men, just that the numbers mean you see it more frequently with them - especially if they’re your target market! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep agree we are suckers for guys who don’t bother to read our profile that always gets us panting
We especially love the “in your area” last minute messages asking if we can meet right now. Yes of course here’s the address how fast can you get here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...and then when you are eventually lucky enough to get an invite make sure you can't do that time because you are shopping with your granny/washing your hair/ the cat died! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Lie about your age, don't mention that you're married and pretend that you're a bi-female looking for the same - she'll forgive you when you turn up on her doorstep and she sees how good looking you are |
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As a single bi male I find it very difficult to arrange meets with couples.
Profiles often say no men,so you can't message them,but when you check the verifications there are single men,very frustrating.
I am looking for over 60's who I thought might be more amenable.
I shall keep trying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't give up, there will be one desperate, old, fat woman who will want you after seeing your cock in another woman's arse (even better if you're married, you will be discreet  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make sure you leave ten minutes before responding to any message when chatting. Makes it clear that you are so popular you have to run five conversations at a time. Being in demand makes them want you more. |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
To increase your chances have a silhouette as your profile picture. It adds a bit of mystery that is essential for a good meet.
If they say on their profile some rubbish about having a social first, then tell them you can have a chit chat in the lounge before you drag them upstairs and fuck them with your 10 inch cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offer the ladies a nice meal at McDonalds. Then they at least know you see them more than a quick fuck. 2 for 1 vouchers are good for this tip.
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I am in ...  |
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Enjoying this thread, even as a *cough* single guy, but hopefully one who avoids the traps listed above...
I'd add - once you've tried all the above - posting YET ANOTHER forum topic called 'what am I doing wrong?' / 'Advice please'.
Surely there are so many times you can ask the same question, guys! |
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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago
North Devon-ish |
Always include
"This site is crap, I'm leaving cos no 1 wanna meat me"
Especially if you have been a member for more than two whole days.
That usually drums up a lot of support, we all love a good victim... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get yourself to a social, but don’t contact anyone in advance, it’ll kill the mystery of who you are.
Once there make an impression. Get pissed within the first half hour, complain to everyone who will stand still long enough about how shit the site is, how ugly all the women are and then throw up down the organiser’s cleavage. Pick a fight with the bouncer because he’s black ‘and women only want to shag black men’ and then make a d*unken lurch at the hottest woman in the room. She won’t be able to resist you now that you’re (in)famous!
[Anyone able to name this social and the location, pm me for a prize]. |
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Don't forget the best chance for a meet is to message someone 500 mikes away that always gets em going, oh and,after ya first message remember do not read the reply for four days, then go off site and rejoin within the week, its a sure fired winner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the best chance for a meet is to message someone 500 mikes away that always gets em going, oh and,after ya first message remember do not read the reply for four days, then go off site and rejoin within the week, its a sure fired winner"
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