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Hi guys in the highlands of scotchland there are a few nasty wee beasties to be mindful of when enjoying a romp in the country.
Firstly Tics nasty little buggers so when you have done check each other to make sure you were not the only ones eating out.
Secondly Midgees horrible little things found in woodlands and will destroy any hope of passion.( make sure there is a breeze before dispensing with clothing.
And finally the Cleg what a little sh1t this is once bitten the victim invariably gets a massive swelling which is burning hot and seriously itchy.
Now I have been bitten so many times resulting in freakishlike lumps so a few years back I was taking a pee in the woods when this cleg started flying around my face so flailing my hands about I shooed it off leaving my penis unguarded then I felt the bite.
Oh my what exquisite sensation of my rapidly engorging penis hot and itchy.
I showed my partner and she immediately wanted me to fuck her with the fat one .
amazing hot long strokes which also gave the pleasure of rubbing the itch.
now every year at this time off I toddle to try and get bitten by what my partner calls the "lovebug"  |
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"Hi guys in the highlands of scotchland there are a few nasty wee beasties to be mindful of when enjoying a romp in the country.
Firstly Tics nasty little buggers so when you have done check each other to make sure you were not the only ones eating out.
Secondly Midgees horrible little things found in woodlands and will destroy any hope of passion.( make sure there is a breeze before dispensing with clothing.
And finally the Cleg what a little sh1t this is once bitten the victim invariably gets a massive swelling which is burning hot and seriously itchy.
Now I have been bitten so many times resulting in freakishlike lumps so a few years back I was taking a pee in the woods when this cleg started flying around my face so flailing my hands about I shooed it off leaving my penis unguarded then I felt the bite.
Oh my what exquisite sensation of my rapidly engorging penis hot and itchy.
I showed my partner and she immediately wanted me to fuck her with the fat one .
amazing hot long strokes which also gave the pleasure of rubbing the itch.
now every year at this time off I toddle to try and get bitten by what my partner calls the "lovebug" "
cleg ? What is a cleg |
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"Hi guys in the highlands of scotchland there are a few nasty wee beasties to be mindful of when enjoying a romp in the country.
Firstly Tics nasty little buggers so when you have done check each other to make sure you were not the only ones eating out.
Secondly Midgees horrible little things found in woodlands and will destroy any hope of passion.( make sure there is a breeze before dispensing with clothing.
And finally the Cleg what a little sh1t this is once bitten the victim invariably gets a massive swelling which is burning hot and seriously itchy.
Now I have been bitten so many times resulting in freakishlike lumps so a few years back I was taking a pee in the woods when this cleg started flying around my face so flailing my hands about I shooed it off leaving my penis unguarded then I felt the bite.
Oh my what exquisite sensation of my rapidly engorging penis hot and itchy.
I showed my partner and she immediately wanted me to fuck her with the fat one .
amazing hot long strokes which also gave the pleasure of rubbing the itch.
now every year at this time off I toddle to try and get bitten by what my partner calls the "lovebug" "
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On my last excursion to the outdoors the other week there was more than my girl taking a munch. Then dam insects everywhere taking a nibble. They love a peice of me (don't know if that information is complementary or not). I know I usually like more the merrier but insects and their associated bits are a pain in the arse (literally). |
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