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Best /funniest opening messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's been the best messages you have recieved that have made you laugh, or decide you want to meet the person?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for chat up lines? Lol

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By *ollyGWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Want to Cum over your face lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looking for chat up lines? Lol"

Nope. I prefer to send my own messages. Just curious as to what people have had ever worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Want to Cum over your face lol"

Did it work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My boss is a prick want to come and batter him and we can go for lunch x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boss is a prick want to come and batter him and we can go for lunch x"

Hahah!!

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By *iffaWoman over a year ago

wherever

Got a message once that was just Please over and over again. I didn’t reply so no idea what this please was all bouts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I poke your fanny

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Can I poke your fanny

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

"Can I poke your fanny

That's sounds like a variation on the fabled FAF message

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By *ussiesCouple over a year ago

gwent

Off a young man a few days ago,

OMG I’d go down on your vadge like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.

I laughed about it for days hahahaha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Can I ask you a question?

You just did

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By *issy louWoman over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

“I would literally burn all the chairs in the world so the only place left for you to sit was my face”

Did make me giggle

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

A long time ago I have used both of these makes me blush thinking I actually said them.

First 1. You are so beautiful I'd buy you a walkie talkie just so I can hear you fart when you aren't near me.

Second was never have I met anyone one like you I'd crawl 5 miles over broken glass just to stick knitting needles in your shit.

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