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Disposal of sex toys.
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By *andJDubai OP Couple
over a year ago
Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London |
Help Fab. We are leaving the uk with work to a part of the world our sex toy collection is going to be less than welcome.
As you can see from our profile we have a wee bit more than the odd vibrator, but anal hooks and spreading bars as well.
Anyone one have any idea of the best way to dispose of these safely and in a considerable way???
Thank you. |
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Kill them with fire!!
Seriously though? Metal into metal recycling, remove batteries, electronics etc and put the rubber / plastics into general waste. And make sure the bag doesn’t burst on being tossed into the container, then drive away quickly... |
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Put them in a box, take them to the tip and chuck them in. We still have a giant (and I mean giant) dildo that we've had to move house with because we couldn't think of a way to get rid. We had plenty of "useful" suggestions from fab members though  |
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"Put them in a box, take them to the tip and chuck them in. We still have a giant (and I mean giant) dildo that we've had to move house with because we couldn't think of a way to get rid. We had plenty of "useful" suggestions from fab members though "
I have visions of this box vibrating across the rubbish pile at the dump  |
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I relocated abroad about 10 years ago and had a collection to dispose of!
They were put in a titanium briefcase and throw in the local skip, hopefully never to be discovered. Although I do wonder if they ever were.
Living back in the uk now and wish I'd saved them. Storage at mum's was limited though! |
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"In a previous life I managed a charity shop, we had all manner of things donated that there's nooo way we could sell including the OP has mentioned "
I once sent a sex toy by mistake to a charity shop. I wondered why I got some looks the next time I donated some goods...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine
Option two
Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid |
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"Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine
Option two
Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid "
Really? Really? Now where are my old disused toys!!! |
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But a cheap suitcase fill it with your toys in a vacuum sealed bag. Get in your car drive to a secluded spot, do some dogging, then dig a hole and bury it. Put a small cross and write on it “ Here lies Fluffy my favourite Rabbit!!!”
And if you ever move back home go back and retrieve it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine
Option two
Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid "
hard to disagree with the eBay comment  there are some odd people around |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine
Option two
Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid
Really? Really? Now where are my old disused toys!!! "
All council bins get recycled so they'll be in with the plastics. ...pretty obvious huh .....Yeah really lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just put them in one of the street bins .the plenty about ...in a supermarket carrier bag and tie the handles it will be fine
Option two
Put on e bay with could description like not washed since last play time bla bla and watch the bidding shoot up to a few hundred quid
Really? Really? Now where are my old disused toys!!! "
All council bins get recycled so they'll be in with the plastics. ...pretty obvious huh .....Yeah really lol |
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By *andJDubai OP Couple
over a year ago
Dubai, with visits to Glasgow, Edinburgh and London |
"In a previous life I managed a charity shop, we had all manner of things donated that there's nooo way we could sell including the OP has mentioned
I once sent a sex toy by mistake to a charity shop. I wondered why I got some looks the next time I donated some goods...! "
Hahaha o that’s too funny. |
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Just leave them in the loft space.
The day after we moved out of our last home, I remembered that I’d left a piece of interesting ‘furniture’ in the ceiling space of the garage. Luckily it was a rental property and I managed to to recover the item . . .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Every time you see a car parked like an idiot, zip tie a dildo to the windscreen wiper.
Leave a note saying "As you parked like a cunt, I saw this and thought of you" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Any battery powered items need to be put in small electric recycling bin at the council recycling centre. Metal anal hooks should be cleaned properly before putting in the metal bin, or your bin for tin cans etc. Don't worry about what others think if they look at what's in the bin when they put extra rubbish inot your bin because there's is full. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Anything that isn't obviously a sex toy, i.e., looks like a cock, I would bring with you. We live in such a place, where these things aren't welcome, but disguise the ones we can as something else. Currently having some hand blown glass mantle pieces made, that aren't for the mantle at all. I think you could get away with the hook, the nipple pumps, and the jeweled plug with a little creativity. Good luck on the move! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you have any suction cup dildos, place them clearly on top of the rubbish in your bin.
Seeing a bin lorry with one stuck on the front of the cab never fails to raise a smile...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help Fab. We are leaving the uk with work to a part of the world our sex toy collection is going to be less than welcome.
As you can see from our profile we have a wee bit more than the odd vibrator, but anal hooks and spreading bars as well.
Anyone one have any idea of the best way to dispose of these safely and in a considerable way???
Thank you. "
local paper or Facebook  |
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Just wait till your local council had a sex toy amnesty then go and fill the box up, there would normally be one outside your local police station, but please wait until the firearms amnesty is over, it could be mayhem if they all go off in the box together |
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Slightly off topic, but this reminds us of a one-off couple we played with a few years ago.
When we left, she gave us her butt plug saying... "I've had so much fun with this but as I've now got a new one I'd thought you'd like it...."
Hmmmm..!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slightly off topic, but this reminds us of a one-off couple we played with a few years ago.
When we left, she gave us her butt plug saying... "I've had so much fun with this but as I've now got a new one I'd thought you'd like it...."
Hmmmm..!!
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god that's a shitty present |
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"Help Fab. We are leaving the uk with work to a part of the world our sex toy collection is going to be less than welcome.
As you can see from our profile we have a wee bit more than the odd vibrator, but anal hooks and spreading bars as well.
Anyone one have any idea of the best way to dispose of these safely and in a considerable way???
Thank you. "
Having worked in removals and storage.
Two options.
Box them up clean and sealed and store for your return. Plain box.
Secondly.
Box them up and labels. Old toys. Put at back of loft and leave for the new owners. Assuming you are selling and don't know the buyers.
Or as a last resort go plant them in a farmer's field with a sign. Pick your own. |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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Anything metal can be sterilised (especially if anyone has access to an autoclave) BDSM toys can always be sold on... Drop me a message I'm always looking to build up a 'loanable' club kit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help Fab. We are leaving the uk with work to a part of the world our sex toy collection is going to be less than welcome.
As you can see from our profile we have a wee bit more than the odd vibrator, but anal hooks and spreading bars as well.
Anyone one have any idea of the best way to dispose of these safely and in a considerable way???
Thank you. "
We disposed of a massive dildo on a roundabout in our local town, it gave us a huge laugh every time we passed it. (IS IT STILL THERE???)
Then the street sweeper got it...  |
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1.Find a local Eastern European gangster
2.offer him a few grand worth of sex toys for his brothel in exchange for a massive bag of smack.
3.Throw said Heroin down the nearest drain right in front of him
4. Film his reaction on hidden camera and put it on YouTube
5. Feel good about taking drugs off the streets and use the money from YouTube advertising to replenish the sex toy collection in your new home.
Admittedly a little bit of abstract thought but definitely the most satisfying method I could think of |
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