I love to give advice (not advise). I can rarely do it with a straight face, though.
What advice do you need today?
I'm sure there must be others out there, like me, who'd like to help you out, tell you what to do, how to do it, and have a laugh along the way? |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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Dear EroticGoddess
I have a problem and I don’t know where to turn to seek help
My problem is , I recently bought a beautiful satin boned basque with suspenders. One of the suspenders no longer clips to my stockings and I look lobbed sided now. I’ve tried gorilla tape but it’s pulled the skin off my thighs. Would you have any suggestions
Desperately in need of help xx  |
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"Dear EroticGoddess
I have a problem and I don’t know where to turn to seek help
My problem is , I recently bought a beautiful satin boned basque with suspenders. One of the suspenders no longer clips to my stockings and I look lobbed sided now. I’ve tried gorilla tape but it’s pulled the skin off my thighs. Would you have any suggestions
Desperately in need of help xx "
Oh Juicy, yours is a true dilemma.
Next time, try super glue. It holds better.
In the meantime, soak unaffected parts in alcohol (I recommend wine or whisky) as you recover. |
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"I'm hungry, what should I eat, soup, salad or chocolate buttons?
Bottons can be very hard on digestion--I suggest you soak them in brandy before consuming."
You're a blessing to people like me. I am about to soak the buttons. Is it ok to eat the buttons then drink the brandy? |
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"I'm hungry, what should I eat, soup, salad or chocolate buttons?
Bottons can be very hard on digestion--I suggest you soak them in brandy before consuming.
You're a blessing to people like me. I am about to soak the buttons. Is it ok to eat the buttons then drink the brandy?"
I would try the brandy first, just to make sure it's of suitable quality.
Then maybe soak again with a larger quantity, if so. |
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