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"What's the worst you've heard?
Would love to know one that would help me chat your wife up ....
She's gorgeous "
Good line...but am wondering if blank ovals in place of faces are truly attractive...  |
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over a year ago
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"What's the worst you've heard?
Would love to know one that would help me chat your wife up ....
She's gorgeous
Good line...but am wondering if blank ovals in place of faces are truly attractive... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haven't chatted anyone up for 25 years now. I would probably come out with the usual lame lines like:
"Do you come here often?"
"Haven't I seen you around before" |
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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago
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"This morning’s favourite - ‘How about £100 for a blowjob.’
How about, don’t darken my inbox ever again.
You can give me a £100 for a blowjob anytime lol 
Well, I did get some Christmas money. "
Id feel bad taking your money. Call it £50  |
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Seem to have has a recent flurry of height obsessed men.
"I'd love to fuck a tall lass, girl, woman"
My reply, "good luck finding one then"
I also got asked last week if I used to be a man, as I'm too tall for a woman & he had a TG fantasy.
If I was TG, it would say on my profile? |
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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago
forest |
"Seem to have has a recent flurry of height obsessed men.
"I'd love to fuck a tall lass, girl, woman"
My reply, "good luck finding one then"
I also got asked last week if I used to be a man, as I'm too tall for a woman & he had a TG fantasy.
If I was TG, it would say on my profile? "
Ive got a G&T fantasy. Well not a fantasy more a habbit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have red hair.
Could have been worse, he could have called you tinsel tits  "
I've actually had but that's at least making an effort.
I also had one chap offer to show me his bishop 
The red head comment makes me want to say "thanks I hadn't noticed"
No one ever says Wow! you have a 33" inside leg. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have red hair.
Could have been worse, he could have called you tinsel tits
I've actually had but that's at least making an effort.
I also had one chap offer to show me his bishop
The red head comment makes me want to say "thanks I hadn't noticed"
No one ever says Wow! you have a 33" inside leg. "
Well you should never put a number to something like that if you haven't measured it in person  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you should never put a number to something like that if you haven't measured it in person
You're right I should do a photo to prove it  "
Now thats a pic I'd like see |
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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago
King's lynn |
"Never fails this one.....
Does this rag smell of chloroform?
Joke!!!!!!
The whole post is so wrong...but so funny! "
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the van.
Nice little love poem!!!
Arf arf. |
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