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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Help, I have been on here for a short while, but I'm slightly perplexed regarding something !!!
I fully read profiles, I'm never pushy, I'm honest, but nothing at all, no serious interest.
I have checked and re-read my profile I have been as honest as I possibly can be, maybe it is the fact I have no profile picture, but I'm not wanting to put a face picture up and also I'm sure cock shots are a defo of putting and a no go for most people.
So could someone give me some words of advice or some pointers, I'm sure you have all seen this before though.
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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Being married is going to be an issue for a good few and you will need to respect and accept that.
However, there are people who will meet up and play with married guys, there are a few married ladies playing on here... select who you write to by ensuring you read the profiles fully.
There are people for everyone on here, it is all about the approach you take to it.
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I could give you some pointers.
But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.
Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.
Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.
A 'debate' would ensure.
At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.
By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.
It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.
Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.
The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.
By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.
Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.
Pm’s will be sent and received.
Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.
And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)
But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.
So it’s best I don’t say anything.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could give you some pointers.
But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.
Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.
Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.
A 'debate' would ensure.
At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.
By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.
It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.
Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.
The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.
By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.
Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.
Pm’s will be sent and received.
Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.
And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)
But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.
So it’s best I don’t say anything.
"
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"I could give you some pointers.
But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.
Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.
Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.
A 'debate' would ensure.
At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.
By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.
It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.
Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.
The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.
By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.
Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.
Pm’s will be sent and received.
Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.
And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)
But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.
So it’s best I don’t say anything.
"
OP, avoiding(i hope ) the above, its a numbers game, you already have 2 strikes against you,so it is going to be more difficult,and single men with face pics have to work at getting meets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could give you some pointers.
But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.
Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.
Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.
A 'debate' would ensure.
At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.
By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.
It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.
Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.
The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.
By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.
Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.
Pm’s will be sent and received.
Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.
And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)
But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.
So it’s best I don’t say anything.
"
so funny, yet soooo true lol (shit, now i'm one of those that do not even mention the op) ahem, ummmmm, be patient!!! |
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I'll help the poor bugger as nobody else is going to...
Dear OP, take this or leave it, but you asked:
Get a photo. Of anything. Your big toe if you want, but a pic is better than no pic. Every time.
Take your profile text and space it correctly.
Use capital letters at the start of sentences.
Don't put a whiny the whiner line in "current status". Ever.
Put something funny, put something interesting, put something thoughtful. Put the opening figures for the fucking Dow Jones if you want.
But don't whine. Whining will not get you laid. (just ask my ex-wife)
Try that for a starter.
(as an alternative to a pic of your big toe, if you use your cock as a one man high reach window cleaning pole, get a pic of that up)
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Thank you for your honest responses, I cannot ask for more than that, but thanks and for the last comment, note taken."
Respect to you for coming back and posting before leaving.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could give you some pointers.
But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.
Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.
Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.
A 'debate' would ensure.
At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.
By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.
It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.
Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.
The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.
By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.
Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.
Pm’s will be sent and received.
Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.
And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)
But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.
So it’s best I don’t say anything.
"
oh thats just too funny
trying to work out where i fit into all that lot and i hate to admit it i think its the liberal bit but shhhhhh don't tell Mr B he would gloat that he was right all along and i am a bleeding heart liberal gawd i hate it when he is right   |
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"I could give you some pointers.
But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.
Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.
Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.
A 'debate' would ensure.
At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.
By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.
It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.
Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.
The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.
By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.
Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.
Pm’s will be sent and received.
Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.
And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)
But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.
So it’s best I don’t say anything.
"
You forgot the free radicals  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll help the poor bugger as nobody else is going to...
Dear OP, take this or leave it, but you asked:
Get a photo. Of anything. Your big toe if you want, but a pic is better than no pic. Every time.
Take your profile text and space it correctly.
Use capital letters at the start of sentences.
Don't put a whiny the whiner line in "current status". Ever.
Put something funny, put something interesting, put something thoughtful. Put the opening figures for the fucking Dow Jones if you want.
But don't whine. Whining will not get you laid. (just ask my ex-wife)
Try that for a starter.
(as an alternative to a pic of your big toe, if you use your cock as a one man high reach window cleaning pole, get a pic of that up)
"
lol love.it. |
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"I could give you some pointers.
But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.
Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.
Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.
A 'debate' would ensure.
At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.
By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.
It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.
Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.
The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.
By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.
Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.
Pm’s will be sent and received.
Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.
And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)
But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.
So it’s best I don’t say anything.
"
brilliant, love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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best post ever award goes to the funny man..
Comedy jay-ne-us
and as a pointer read his profile and posts.
Read it and weep single guys bitching about no meets.
Because i wouldnt be suprised if he having a great time on fab...
Some people get it....some people don't
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Help, I have been on here for a short while, but I'm slightly perplexed regarding something !!!
I fully read profiles, I'm never pushy, I'm honest, but nothing at all, no serious interest.
I have checked and re-read my profile I have been as honest as I possibly can be, maybe it is the fact I have no profile picture, but I'm not wanting to put a face picture up and also I'm sure cock shots are a defo of putting and a no go for most people.
So could someone give me some words of advice or some pointers, I'm sure you have all seen this before though.
Cheers"
honest advice !!!
your profile is crap no pic so what the fuck do you expect!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could give you some pointers.
But I'd be accused of hijacking the thread and then the whole "married men shouldn't be cheating" brigade would pitch up. En masse.
Quickly followed by the "live and let live" freedom fighters.
Not to mention the Liberal Democrats of swinging, the "what if his wife tragically lost her fanny in a bizarre domestic accident and can't have sex anymore, we just don't know the full facts" types.
A 'debate' would ensure.
At some point between posts 70-90 a Moderator will appear, as if by magic, and remind everyone of the forum rules.
By now though they won't even be talking about you. Or your profile. Or your marital status.
It'll be people ripping lumps out of each other over whether bi-curious men are really rampant poofs, or just straight guys who'll suck a bit of hubby cock to get to some wifey pussy.
Or possibly whether Hartlepool will ever win the F.A cup.
The point being that it's around this point that the whole thing will have degenerated into a positively Bacchanalian orgy of slagging, sniping, bitching. And whining. Always the whining.
By now the word 'clique' will have appeared. Accusations of membership will be made. And denied.
Snipers will show up. And snipe. From the sidelines. It’s what they do.
Pm’s will be sent and received.
Reputations will be made and lost. Battle lines will be drawn.
And just as it's getting interesting, the thread will be pulled with a simple, yet authoritative 'that's enough' from a world weary Mod. (imagine being in an orgasmic situation where it's 'all hands to the pump it's time to blow' and then having to stop the flow - it's kinda like that)
But you’d be no further forward in trying to get some action.
So it’s best I don’t say anything.
My friend may I be the first to say.........
"I wish I had written that!""
I was surprised to note you hadn't!!!
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"Help, I have been on here for a short while, but I'm slightly perplexed regarding something !!!
I fully read profiles, I'm never pushy, I'm honest, but nothing at all, no serious interest.
I have checked and re-read my profile I have been as honest as I possibly can be, maybe it is the fact I have no profile picture, but I'm not wanting to put a face picture up and also I'm sure cock shots are a defo of putting and a no go for most people.
So could someone give me some words of advice or some pointers, I'm sure you have all seen this before though.
Cheers
honest advice !!!
your profile is crap no pic so what the fuck do you expect!!!!! "
ohhh dont critise pics...you get a holiday for that  |
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