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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted  "
Dont buy into the bullshit to much, sure be polite, tailor your message to there requirements. Ultimately tho your one of many! If u match what they want and they like the look of you then u might get lucky. Probably not in most cases but hey thats life. There one of many to , remember that never feed there ego. |
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted "
Women are amazing. They are forever giving us guys things to start conversations about. Read her status updates. Read her profile from beginning to end.
Do NOT ask her how she is. Do NOT ask her what she is doing. Do NOT ask her what she is wearing. |
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted
Dont buy into the bullshit to much, sure be polite, tailor your message to there requirements. Ultimately tho your one of many! If u match what they want and they like the look of you then u might get lucky. Probably not in most cases but hey thats life. There one of many to , remember that never feed there ego."
 some good advice in there. Fab women have highly tuned bullshit detectors. Just be honest and sincere and yourself. |
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted
Women are amazing. They are forever giving us guys things to start conversations about. Read her status updates. Read her profile from beginning to end.
Do NOT ask her how she is. Do NOT ask her what she is doing. Do NOT ask her what she is wearing."
Hey im ok
And im in a long hot bubble bath so wearing ziltch
Next  |
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Hey, your just so amazing in every way  i will just wait here for 3 days for you to reply then repeat for another 2 months until finally you stop replying all together. Then a week later when u get a verification from someome who is the complete opposite of what u say your after. A straight guy who actually sent me a message also, saying fancy a bj ? . Then finally i give up and laugh myself to death for a few days before starting the process again with someone new. Ahhn gotta love the internet.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Say you've brought cake...that's always a winner 
Someone mention cake?
Perhaps 
I'll swap a slice for... "
Try and reference their profile, for that you would of course have to read the profile.
Try and pay a compliment to a feature which is particularly prominent.
Introduce yourself.
Try to be articulate.
Try to be funny.
It seems like a lot of effort for what will probably be a 10% success rate, but it does make the difference. |
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Try this no face pic needed
I fancy a fuck are you free now?followed by loads of cock pics with a remote control for scale.
Remember to update your status to 'absolutely anything anywhere '
Then you've cracked it
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted
Women are amazing. They are forever giving us guys things to start conversations about. Read her status updates. Read her profile from beginning to end.
Do NOT ask her how she is. Do NOT ask her what she is doing. Do NOT ask her what she is wearing.
Hey im ok
And im in a long hot bubble bath so wearing ziltch
Next "
One day I decided I would try something different when a guy asked me how I was. I plundered into a long diatribe about how crap my life was and how depressed I was and how my goldfish had died and how I had dropped the car keys in the toilet etc etc.
His reply was "Great. Wanna hook up?" |
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted
Women are amazing. They are forever giving us guys things to start conversations about. Read her status updates. Read her profile from beginning to end.
Do NOT ask her how she is. Do NOT ask her what she is doing. Do NOT ask her what she is wearing.
Hey im ok
And im in a long hot bubble bath so wearing ziltch
Next
One day I decided I would try something different when a guy asked me how I was. I plundered into a long diatribe about how crap my life was and how depressed I was and how my goldfish had died and how I had dropped the car keys in the toilet etc etc.
His reply was "Great. Wanna hook up?""
So going to try this. That'll learn him.....
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted "
That's a smashing blouse you're wearing.
On a serious note, we wouldn't be concerned. We can send messages and not receive a reply. There might be a hundred reasons why people just read and delete, or just delete, but either way, we just then place them on block.
If they can't be bothered to reply, we can't be bothered wasting time seeing their profile again. |
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted "
Oh the irony.
Starts a conversation about how to start a conversation and five hours later hasn't said anything else!
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted
Women are amazing. They are forever giving us guys things to start conversations about. Read her status updates. Read her profile from beginning to end.
Do NOT ask her how she is. Do NOT ask her what she is doing. Do NOT ask her what she is wearing.
Hey im ok
And im in a long hot bubble bath so wearing ziltch
Next
One day I decided I would try something different when a guy asked me how I was. I plundered into a long diatribe about how crap my life was and how depressed I was and how my goldfish had died and how I had dropped the car keys in the toilet etc etc.
His reply was "Great. Wanna hook up?""
Did you?? |
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted
Women are amazing. They are forever giving us guys things to start conversations about. Read her status updates. Read her profile from beginning to end.
Do NOT ask her how she is. Do NOT ask her what she is doing. Do NOT ask her what she is wearing.
Hey im ok
And im in a long hot bubble bath so wearing ziltch
Next
One day I decided I would try something different when a guy asked me how I was. I plundered into a long diatribe about how crap my life was and how depressed I was and how my goldfish had died and how I had dropped the car keys in the toilet etc etc.
His reply was "Great. Wanna hook up?""
I was chatting to a guy off here a few years back and he asked what I was up to and I said in Asda buying an outfit for my grandads funeral, bit busy at the mo. His response was similar to the above  I blocked him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Usually
'Give me your number and I'll let your mum/cousin/pet dog* go free'
or something similar
Then call them once they relent** and just breathe a lot for the first couple of weeks..drives 'em crazy
*best doing your research here,
Hacking facebook, fab or other social media accounts, their hard drive and the contents of their bin bags provide useful information on the intended lovers likes and lifestyle for those serious about looking for love in the modern world
**again, plan ahead and have several accounts to woo them with, women like to tease and play hard to get hard to get by blocking you 20 or 30 times before paying you attention..remember, it's all part of loves intricate dance. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted
That's a smashing blouse you're wearing.
On a serious note, we wouldn't be concerned. We can send messages and not receive a reply. There might be a hundred reasons why people just read and delete, or just delete, but either way, we just then place them on block.
If they can't be bothered to reply, we can't be bothered wasting time seeing their profile again."
I don't think it could be put more honestly or fairer than that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find sharing my political views is a great way to start. The ladies love it  "
Asking if she thinks they will ever free Nelson Mandela is a sure fire way to guarantee a response |
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"I find sharing my political views is a great way to start. The ladies love it
Asking if she thinks they will ever free Nelson Mandela is a sure fire way to guarantee a response "
You mean he’s not free yet? Whatever happened to justice!?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How would you start a conversation of on here I've tried loads of different ways to start and they always get deleted just the same as you would in a non fab social situation. "
see I disagree there. As in real life id say hi... and see if they say hi back.. but on fab that would be deemed a very poor first message.. yet in real life its often how conversations start..
Although I have also maybe complimented someone on something.. it simply asked is this seat taken.
Fab doesn't normally start the normal way as people are often told dont send.. " hello.. how are you?" |
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"I find sharing my political views is a great way to start. The ladies love it
Asking if she thinks they will ever free Nelson Mandela is a sure fire way to guarantee a response
You mean he’s not free yet? Whatever happened to justice!?!? "
See? Impossible to get told that and not say something back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just to add to my last post... People are generally eager to share their knowledge and enter into light debate. So for all you guys who can't get a response try this message: "I believe that all women should serve men and not be allowed to drive cars". I can almost guarantee that will grab their attention and get a response. Good luck!  |
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