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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll shed a tear for your lose too Rachel 
Fuzz
Everyone else’s still seems to work
:’(
Perhaps.......
I’ve become a heartless bitch overnight  "
Check your tear ducts aren't blocked or missing
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll shed a tear for your lose too Rachel
Fuzz
Everyone else’s still seems to work
:’(
Perhaps.......
I’ve become a heartless bitch overnight
Check your tear ducts aren't blocked or missing
Fuzz"
I’ll get a pin..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's going on?
My apostrophe has let me down and I can’t cry no more :’(
Have you changed phones? "
Nope. It must have been an update.
Last one was called the RBAHB update.
I think that stands for Rachael becomes a heartless bitch update. :’( |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update  "
I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.
Yay. I’m not alone. 
Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’( |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update
I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.
Yay. I’m not alone.
Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’("
Yes, I feel a duvet day 
I can cry through copy and paste though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update
I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.
Yay. I’m not alone.
Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(
Yes, I feel a duvet day
I can cry through copy and paste though "
See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update
I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.
Yay. I’m not alone.
Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(
Yes, I feel a duvet day
I can cry through copy and paste though
See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think? "
They aren’t my tears as my phone doesn’t allow it anymore  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update
I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.
Yay. I’m not alone.
Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(
Yes, I feel a duvet day
I can cry through copy and paste though
See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think?
They aren’t my tears as my phone doesn’t allow it anymore "
Exactly.
I’m going to have to change my whole attitude on here now. I’ve tried so hard to be my usual emphatic self but apple have other ideas for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update
I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.
Yay. I’m not alone.
Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(
Yes, I feel a duvet day
I can cry through copy and paste though
See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think?
They aren’t my tears as my phone doesn’t allow it anymore
Exactly.
I’m going to have to change my whole attitude on here now. I’ve tried so hard to be my usual emphatic self but apple have other ideas for me. "
Hehe no more tears for us! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update
I thought I was the only girl who’d had her heart removed.
Yay. I’m not alone.
Shall we watch a good weepy film together and proudly not cry? :’(
Yes, I feel a duvet day
I can cry through copy and paste though
See; that’s what I’ve had to resort to. Crocodile tears though, don’t you think?
They aren’t my tears as my phone doesn’t allow it anymore
Exactly.
I’m going to have to change my whole attitude on here now. I’ve tried so hard to be my usual emphatic self but apple have other ideas for me.
Hehe no more tears for us! "
I like a good cry though.
You mean I’m going to have to stick to grinning inanely? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can
 be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry "
We can’t be the only ones with this problem. I kept deleting my hysterically funny posts because they were ruined by an improper cry.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz"
That’s the better way to do it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz
That’s the better way to do it. "
Ok. I’ll give it a go.
I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz
That’s the better way to do it.
Ok. I’ll give it a go.
I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8” "
Sorry Rachel can't help .....
 Unless I use Peach's strapon as well
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz
That’s the better way to do it.
Ok. I’ll give it a go.
I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”
Sorry Rachel can't help .....
Unless I use Peach's strapon as well
Fuzz"
Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz
That’s the better way to do it.
Ok. I’ll give it a go.
I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”
Sorry Rachel can't help .....
Unless I use Peach's strapon as well
Fuzz
Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation "
Imagine your inbox
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz
That’s the better way to do it.
Ok. I’ll give it a go.
I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”
Sorry Rachel can't help .....
Unless I use Peach's strapon as well
Fuzz
Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation
Imagine your inbox
Fuzz"
I can pm a picture of it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Noooooooooo!.....
Where have my floods of tears gone!?
:’(
I’m so upset and can’t even cry anymore
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Yep. You’ve had the heartless bitch update too. :’( |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update "
Ah, that explains everything. I have a Windows phone. My updates just stop my phone working properly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just as a precaution you should all try the Father Christmas emoji, to make sure it hasn't been affected.
Oh he works well "
That's all that matters then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz
That’s the better way to do it.
Ok. I’ll give it a go.
I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”
Sorry Rachel can't help .....
Unless I use Peach's strapon as well
Fuzz
Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation
Imagine your inbox
Fuzz
I can pm a picture of it "
I'm sure you had plenty of offers from lots of lovely polite young men 
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz
That’s the better way to do it.
Ok. I’ll give it a go.
I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”
Sorry Rachel can't help .....
Unless I use Peach's strapon as well
Fuzz
Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation
Imagine your inbox
Fuzz
I can pm a picture of it
I'm sure you had plenty of offers from lots of lovely polite young men
Fuzz"
And now you're offering pics of your inbox, I'm sure many more
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. Not fixed it
I'm not surprised. Sticking things in you eye is going to hurt.
You're supposed to gag on something until you eyes water
Fuzz
That’s the better way to do it.
Ok. I’ll give it a go.
I need volunteers please gents. Really well hung please. I don’t gag on the ones you claim are 8”
Sorry Rachel can't help .....
Unless I use Peach's strapon as well
Fuzz
Lol. You can imagine my inbox since I posted that invitation
Imagine your inbox
Fuzz
I can pm a picture of it
I'm sure you had plenty of offers from lots of lovely polite young men
Fuzz
And now you're offering pics of your inbox, I'm sure many more
Fuzz"
Oh. That box  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can
be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry
Now you've made me
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Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’( |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can
be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry
Now you've made me
Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’( "
See? You’ve changed too.
Heartless bitches. :’( |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can
be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry
Now you've made me
Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(
See? You’ve changed too.
Heartless bitches. :’("
I know, it’s terrible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can
be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry
Now you've made me
Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(
See? You’ve changed too.
Heartless bitches. :’(
I know, it’s terrible. "
Here have mine ... one each
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can
be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry
Now you've made me
Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(
See? You’ve changed too.
Heartless bitches. :’(
I know, it’s terrible.
Here have mine ... one each
"
Aww thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can
be gone crying lady. This is serious business here, we have to steal tears if we want to cry
Now you've made me
Oh I didn’t mean to. I have to be a heartless person as I can’t cry :’(
See? You’ve changed too.
Heartless bitches. :’(
I know, it’s terrible.
Here have mine ... one each
"
Cheers m8.
I can do.
It’s the sarcastic outpouring of ott emotions I’m gunna struggle with.
I might have to just get a  in now and then instead. |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I can’t cry
:’(
I can’t cry either, it’s since the last iOS update "
Oh dear it looks like Apple's gradual assimilation programme may have been uncovered. Is it only crying so far or have other emotions been deactivated as well? |
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