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"My mate does the security checks, there allowed through, but some of them just like embarrassing the owner"
we never take them for this reason. I wouldn't be embarrassed but I don't want the hassle |
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By *ates1eMan
over a year ago
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"My mate does the security checks, there allowed through, but some of them just like embarrassing the owner
we never take them for this reason. I wouldn't be embarrassed but I don't want the hassle"
Can’t be nice, last thing was a flesh light |
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"My mate does the security checks, there allowed through, but some of them just like embarrassing the owner
we never take them for this reason. I wouldn't be embarrassed but I don't want the hassle
Can’t be nice, last thing was a flesh light "
not nice for the owner anyway |
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over a year ago
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"going away soon has anyone ever been pulled over at the airport .for the sex aids they had in the bags  "
Laughing
What size is your sex aid, and there is a weight restrictions as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've taken a small vibe in hand luggage problem.
I was more worried about going through the scanner with a butt plug inside me!"
Yes could imagine your butt plug coming while in mid flight, antenna announcement "attention passengers fasten your seat belts as where going to feel the effects of turbulence."
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Having worked at Heathrow airport for many years previously,I got first hand knowledge of what twisted sods the custom's officer's are.
Believe me if they get a chance to embarrass you they will..
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I once had the pleasure of buying a very toungue in cheek birthday cake for my mother in Czech of Republic. It was a massive cock lol
Bless her she didnt give a shit and happily took it through security and the scanning machines lol
Fuck them... we all have sex, dont worry about it  |
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We got pulled on our way out to Gran Canaria this summer! Apparently a butt plug shows up on the scanner like a small grenade 
The security guy was rummaging in the bag for ages trying to work out what it was until I asked what he was looking for. He showed me the scanner screen and there it was, clear as day He seemed a bit disappointed that it wasn't anything more exciting. |
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"I have a lesbian friend working at Heathrow security who absolutely delights in embarrassing travellers "
Nor would I be embarrased at questioning them (I frequently do this with immigration officers who ask me where I've arrived from) over their knowledge of the Human Rights legislation. Have they considered my Rights under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act before asking me the question, can the explain my Rights under Article 8 if they say they have?
I've followed up questioning from immigration officers with formal complaints and then complaints via my MP.
Don't be intimidated; they are public servants. |
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"I have a lesbian friend working at Heathrow security who absolutely delights in embarrassing travellers
Nor would I be embarrased at questioning them (I frequently do this with immigration officers who ask me where I've arrived from) over their knowledge of the Human Rights legislation. Have they considered my Rights under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act before asking me the question, can the explain my Rights under Article 8 if they say they have?
I've followed up questioning from immigration officers with formal complaints and then complaints via my MP.
Don't be intimidated; they are public servants."
I understand that they get bored although they always seem really busy when we go through. Deliberately trying to embarrass people sounds a bit immature to me though. |
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"Guys should 'fill' their flashlights before hitting security. Imagine the examiners not so delight at poking his fingers in there.  "
Yeah that would be a great way to miss your flight.
Pissing the security guys off is always a great way to start a holiday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"going away soon has anyone ever been pulled over at the airport .for the sex aids they had in the bags "
Once took a very small toy in my cabin baggage,put it in my clear plastic bag, no problem.
Taken other toys in my checked baggage before,never had an issue. TBH, I think if there ever was an issue it would be something to do with batteries rather than the actual nature of the device.They'd probably be relieved to find that was all it was,nothing more serious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a lesbian friend working at Heathrow security who absolutely delights in embarrassing travellers
Nor would I be embarrased at questioning them (I frequently do this with immigration officers who ask me where I've arrived from) over their knowledge of the Human Rights legislation. Have they considered my Rights under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act before asking me the question, can the explain my Rights under Article 8 if they say they have?
I've followed up questioning from immigration officers with formal complaints and then complaints via my MP.
Don't be intimidated; they are public servants."
I can understand if they are doing something to deliberately embarrass you. However if they are just doing their jobs then it seems a bit off to deliberately make life difficult for them.
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"I have a lesbian friend working at Heathrow security who absolutely delights in embarrassing travellers
Nor would I be embarrased at questioning them (I frequently do this with immigration officers who ask me where I've arrived from) over their knowledge of the Human Rights legislation. Have they considered my Rights under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act before asking me the question, can the explain my Rights under Article 8 if they say they have?
I've followed up questioning from immigration officers with formal complaints and then complaints via my MP.
Don't be intimidated; they are public servants."
Gosh, you sound like a barrel of laughs to go on holidays with! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a lesbian friend working at Heathrow security who absolutely delights in embarrassing travellers
Nor would I be embarrased at questioning them (I frequently do this with immigration officers who ask me where I've arrived from) over their knowledge of the Human Rights legislation. Have they considered my Rights under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act before asking me the question, can the explain my Rights under Article 8 if they say they have?
I've followed up questioning from immigration officers with formal complaints and then complaints via my MP.
Don't be intimidated; they are public servants."
Slightly at crossed purposes here? Wasn't the OP on about Airport security rather than Immigration and Customs?
They are all just doing a valuable job.
If you think they are difficult here you should meet U.S. immigration. Be on your very best behaviour dealing with those guys.Rights? You got no rights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a lesbian friend working at Heathrow security who absolutely delights in embarrassing travellers
Nor would I be embarrased at questioning them (I frequently do this with immigration officers who ask me where I've arrived from) over their knowledge of the Human Rights legislation. Have they considered my Rights under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act before asking me the question, can the explain my Rights under Article 8 if they say they have?
I've followed up questioning from immigration officers with formal complaints and then complaints via my MP.
Don't be intimidated; they are public servants."
Public Servants who do a superb job on a very low salary. I’d be inclined to snap on the rubber gloves if you had that attitude with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Do t give them a reason to need to look in your bag and their won't be any need to be embarrassed if they pull out a dildo or some other toy.
Don't bring a Gallon Of lube for example.
Any liquids you have take em out.
Anything that is or does look like a sharp object, knife, scissors, knitting needles, take em out of your bag so they're visible.
Any large electronics, have them out separately.
Don't bring blocks of cheese or play dough or jars or coffee flour or talc as you won't be allowed bring most of it and coffee or powders look the same as liquids on the screen and you'll be told your bag needs to be examined.
Wouldn't worry about dildos or vibes. Even wands. All metal ones maybe but not the usual ones.
And if you're the type to make things awkward for people doing their job, remember, you're the one with a time constraint, not them. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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A few years ago, I worked in Ferry Port Security checking passengers luggage and vehicles.
Depending on the Security status levels as dictated by Security Services, we could be checking up to 2 out of every passengers, cars, coaches and so on.
Believe me, we found it all. Sex Toys including all sizes and types of dildos, butt plugs, vibrators etc. Even an Adult sized blow up doll, partially deflated so it could fit into a suitcase!
Normally, we'd simply ask the owners to remove the batteries to avoid them accidentally setting the device on!
The expressions on people's faces were varied, often followed by "how did that get in there?" which in short, contradicted their answer to "did you pack this case yourself?" Invariably they had but forgot about the toys!
Additional items we found included guns & ammo (not declared at check in) and boxes of reptiles in a car, including venomous snakes being taken to a European Pet Fair.
We worked for the Security Company contracted to carry out these checks but we were trained to stringent DoT and Internationally recognised Security Searching standards.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys should 'fill' their flashlights before hitting security. Imagine the examiners not so delight at poking his fingers in there.
Yeah that would be a great way to miss your flight.
Pissing the security guys off is always a great way to start a holiday."
D'ya wanna take my silly comment a bit more seriously next time. I'm not sure you did it well enough. Where did I suggest that anyone actually do that for real? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few years ago, I worked in Ferry Port Security checking passengers luggage and vehicles.
Depending on the Security status levels as dictated by Security Services, we could be checking up to 2 out of every passengers, cars, coaches and so on.
Believe me, we found it all. Sex Toys including all sizes and types of dildos, butt plugs, vibrators etc. Even an Adult sized blow up doll, partially deflated so it could fit into a suitcase!
Normally, we'd simply ask the owners to remove the batteries to avoid them accidentally setting the device on!
The expressions on people's faces were varied, often followed by "how did that get in there?" which in short, contradicted their answer to "did you pack this case yourself?" Invariably they had but forgot about the toys!
Additional items we found included guns & ammo (not declared at check in) and boxes of reptiles in a car, including venomous snakes being taken to a European Pet Fair.
We worked for the Security Company contracted to carry out these checks but we were trained to stringent DoT and Internationally recognised Security Searching standards.
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The security guys at airports are more concerned with making sure we are not blown to pieces in mid air than with what we are going to get up to on holiday. I'm sure,if you were checking 2 out of 3 passengers then you were busy enough without anyone trying to make the job harder for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Put handcuffs and other restraints in your hold luggage, not in a spare pocket of your carry on bag because you grabbed the off the night stand in the hotel room as you were leaving.
Otherwise you could get pulled over by security and asked to seal them in a special pouch and then collect them from security at the other end.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hi done this job and we were told that all things like this must be done with discretion so if they tried it could cost them the job so i had couple of cases and took them to a closed room and explained why they were fine no  we are adult ive seen so mad stuff in luggage dildos and vibes are nothing lol |
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"Guys should 'fill' their flashlights before hitting security. Imagine the examiners not so delight at poking his fingers in there.
Yeah that would be a great way to miss your flight.
Pissing the security guys off is always a great way to start a holiday.
D'ya wanna take my silly comment a bit more seriously next time. I'm not sure you did it well enough. Where did I suggest that anyone actually do that for real? "
I think it was the bit where you said "Guys should...."
People do stupid things at airport security every day and then try to justify it by saying it was a joke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys should 'fill' their flashlights before hitting security. Imagine the examiners not so delight at poking his fingers in there.
Yeah that would be a great way to miss your flight.
Pissing the security guys off is always a great way to start a holiday.
D'ya wanna take my silly comment a bit more seriously next time. I'm not sure you did it well enough. Where did I suggest that anyone actually do that for real?
I think it was the bit where you said "Guys should...."
People do stupid things at airport security every day and then try to justify it by saying it was a joke."
Like aircraft, that joke went over your head at 33,000 feet |
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Make sure you take all your liquids and electrical items out of your bag if it's your hand baggage. So any toiletries or pastes or even lube. Anything with a plug or a battery like an iron or an iPad. Your toys will be fine leave them in the bag. Once you've done that they wouldn't have a reason to pull your bag. Unless you've got any instruments that look sharp or dangerous or have anything of organic material they aren't sure about. Also if they do pull the bag ask for a private search on the bag they have to give you discretion so you'll only have two security officers in a room inspecting your bag. |
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