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over a year ago
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"A blurry picture of a flaccid cock taken over a toilet should help you stand out from the crowd."
Yep and don’t forget to have your pants on halfway down your thighs. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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2 replies and both taking the piss.
Awesome support fab land!
Op. Suit pics are quite popular. Bum pics always a winner. Open shirt pics and torso pics in general I believe also. Generally speaking cock pics are best kept to 1 or none and not flaccid ones. Preferable to have one in private folder so you can use in a pm if asked. Main thing is variety. I need to sort mine out too lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its always interested me how people see you as a stranger, I meet 100s of strangers with my job and always wonder how I come across, its the same on here? Do I sound ok,do I look ok? X Darren denholm near Halifax |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The reason people take the piss is because these questions are asked ad nauseam. None of the men who ask these questions ever bother to go and do a search. And how do you get to be 30, 40 or 50 years old and not know what is suitable to write in a profile or have the brains and ability to go and look at the profiles of others. I mean seriously, come on.
Not to mention the vast amount who ask, get given advice and ignore it. Then come back in a few weeks and moan again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 replies and both taking the piss.
Awesome support fab land!
Op. Suit pics are quite popular. Bum pics always a winner. Open shirt pics and torso pics in general I believe also. Generally speaking cock pics are best kept to 1 or none and not flaccid ones. Preferable to have one in private folder so you can use in a pm if asked. Main thing is variety. I need to sort mine out too lol."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 replies and both taking the piss.
Awesome support fab land!
Op. Suit pics are quite popular. Bum pics always a winner. Open shirt pics and torso pics in general I believe also. Generally speaking cock pics are best kept to 1 or none and not flaccid ones. Preferable to have one in private folder so you can use in a pm if asked. Main thing is variety. I need to sort mine out too lol."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The reason people take the piss is because these questions are asked ad nauseam. None of the men who ask these questions ever bother to go and do a search. And how do you get to be 30, 40 or 50 years old and not know what is suitable to write in a profile or have the brains and ability to go and look at the profiles of others. I mean seriously, come on.
Not to mention the vast amount who ask, get given advice and ignore it. Then come back in a few weeks and moan again. "
Understand this too but maybe they could be newbies here ... I hold my hands up never checked lol sorry xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 replies and both taking the piss.
Awesome support fab land!
Op. Suit pics are quite popular. Bum pics always a winner. Open shirt pics and torso pics in general I believe also. Generally speaking cock pics are best kept to 1 or none and not flaccid ones. Preferable to have one in private folder so you can use in a pm if asked. Main thing is variety. I need to sort mine out too lol."
Yea what he said  variety has worked for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Clear body shots. Doesn't need to have everything hanging out.
Don't take cock shots with a sky remote or deodorant can (yes, these are a thing)
Pay attention to background details, eg, messy beds, toilets, dirty mirrors.
But most of all remember you will never please everyone.
If you have anyone you're interested in, look at their pics as it generally will give you an idea of the sort of pics they like. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"The reason people take the piss is because these questions are asked ad nauseam. None of the men who ask these questions ever bother to go and do a search. And how do you get to be 30, 40 or 50 years old and not know what is suitable to write in a profile or have the brains and ability to go and look at the profiles of others. I mean seriously, come on.
Not to mention the vast amount who ask, get given advice and ignore it. Then come back in a few weeks and moan again. "
I am aware they get asked a lot. I am also aware that It takes longer to reply in a sarcastic manner than to just ignore the thread. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Clear body shots. Doesn't need to have everything hanging out.
Don't take cock shots with a sky remote or deodorant can (yes, these are a thing)
Pay attention to background details, eg, messy beds, toilets, dirty mirrors.
But most of all remember you will never please everyone.
If you have anyone you're interested in, look at their pics as it generally will give you an idea of the sort of pics they like. "
Also great advice here OP |
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"The reason people take the piss is because these questions are asked ad nauseam. None of the men who ask these questions ever bother to go and do a search. And how do you get to be 30, 40 or 50 years old and not know what is suitable to write in a profile or have the brains and ability to go and look at the profiles of others. I mean seriously, come on.
Not to mention the vast amount who ask, get given advice and ignore it. Then come back in a few weeks and moan again.
I am aware they get asked a lot. I am also aware that It takes longer to reply in a sarcastic manner than to just ignore the thread. "
Have you not green arrowed him yet? |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"The reason people take the piss is because these questions are asked ad nauseam. None of the men who ask these questions ever bother to go and do a search. And how do you get to be 30, 40 or 50 years old and not know what is suitable to write in a profile or have the brains and ability to go and look at the profiles of others. I mean seriously, come on.
Not to mention the vast amount who ask, get given advice and ignore it. Then come back in a few weeks and moan again.
I am aware they get asked a lot. I am also aware that It takes longer to reply in a sarcastic manner than to just ignore the thread.
Have you not green arrowed him yet?"
Nope. But I answered the question. If i hadn't have wanted to I would have just gone on to the next post. You know I will have to green arrow now out of curiosity dammit! |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"I am looking to upload a few new pictures any suggestions as what you would like to see? And will get the most attention... thanks"
Torso, bum, open shirt, smartly dressed. Try to mix things up a bit. Some black and white pictures always work well with good angles. Avoid bathroom pics or cock shots. Use a timer on your phone to take your pics. It's what i've done and that's generated quite the interest and fabs |
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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago
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"A blurry picture of a flaccid cock taken over a toilet should help you stand out from the crowd.
Yep and don’t forget to have your pants on halfway down your thighs. "
Also don't forget we want cock pics only |
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"I am looking to upload a few new pictures any suggestions as what you would like to see? And will get the most attention... thanks"
Why not just post a LAM thread that isn't disguised as something else?
You've been offered so much advice on all your threads about your profile, the oldest being 33 weeks ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The reason people take the piss is because these questions are asked ad nauseam. None of the men who ask these questions ever bother to go and do a search. And how do you get to be 30, 40 or 50 years old and not know what is suitable to write in a profile or have the brains and ability to go and look at the profiles of others. I mean seriously, come on.
Not to mention the vast amount who ask, get given advice and ignore it. Then come back in a few weeks and moan again.
I am aware they get asked a lot. I am also aware that It takes longer to reply in a sarcastic manner than to just ignore the thread.
Have you not green arrowed him yet?"
Had to now out of curiosity. Another one who doesn't take advice, and just seems to enjoy wasting people's time.
Another for the block list. |
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"2 replies and both taking the piss.
Awesome support fab land!
Op. Suit pics are quite popular. Bum pics always a winner. Open shirt pics and torso pics in general I believe also. Generally speaking cock pics are best kept to 1 or none and not flaccid ones. Preferable to have one in private folder so you can use in a pm if asked. Main thing is variety. I need to sort mine out too lol."
C'mon what else did you expect mate. I'm not sure why people like either comment as they're far from funny. If they were comedians in real life they'd be homeless right about now  |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"2 replies and both taking the piss.
Awesome support fab land!
Op. Suit pics are quite popular. Bum pics always a winner. Open shirt pics and torso pics in general I believe also. Generally speaking cock pics are best kept to 1 or none and not flaccid ones. Preferable to have one in private folder so you can use in a pm if asked. Main thing is variety. I need to sort mine out too lol.
C'mon what else did you expect mate. I'm not sure why people like either comment as they're far from funny. If they were comedians in real life they'd be homeless right about now "
You don't hold back do you haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 replies and both taking the piss.
Awesome support fab land!
Op. Suit pics are quite popular. Bum pics always a winner. Open shirt pics and torso pics in general I believe also. Generally speaking cock pics are best kept to 1 or none and not flaccid ones. Preferable to have one in private folder so you can use in a pm if asked. Main thing is variety. I need to sort mine out too lol.
C'mon what else did you expect mate. I'm not sure why people like either comment as they're far from funny. If they were comedians in real life they'd be homeless right about now "
I wasn’t trying to be funny.
What is funny is how the OP has posted SEVEN times on the same subject and yet has changed NOTHING
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im doing something wrong then!!