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Wtf is going on with my scales?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bastards. Threaten them with the wheelie bin until they jolly well buck their digital ideas up and desist from their nefarious numerical soul wranglings. |
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"Those little digital fuckwits have been adding pounds every day recently!
I’m now 7 pounds heavier according to them.  "
Schoolboy error
Ways weigh yourself first with at least half of your wardrobe on and after a huge meal.
Then weigh yourself naked from that day on, if you still put on weight pray to god that the scales are broken  |
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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS
over a year ago
Burton-on-Trent |
According to science ologists, a person's weight can fluctuate between 1 and 100 kilos per day depending on their proximity to the earth's core and local chocolate field.
I suspect that may have something to do with it. Plus I've never trusted electricity. Moving electrons indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I weighed 15 st 9 on Friday morning, Sunday morning at the same time I weighed 16 st 3!!!!!! That's half a stone more in 48hrs!!!!! Wtf"
Added another couplw of abs son lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I weighed 15 st 9 on Friday morning, Sunday morning at the same time I weighed 16 st 3!!!!!! That's half a stone more in 48hrs!!!!! Wtf
Added another couplw of abs son lol"
Fuck knows, didn't change my diet all that much on Saturday either, so a little bemused to say the least!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"According to science ologists, a person's weight can fluctuate between 1 and 100 kilos per day depending on their proximity to the earth's core and local chocolate field.
I suspect that may have something to do with it. Plus I've never trusted electricity. Moving electrons indeed. "
Apparently electricity flows from negative to positive rather than the other way round. They discovered the error some time ago but the maths work either way so they can’t be arsed to change it.
I, on the other hand, started my diet today. One bit of toast rather than two this morning. A salad for lunch. And a fishy tea. I’m not having a drink until nine and I’m limiting my intake as it’s been rather a lot recently  |
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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS
over a year ago
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It does indeed, as electrons are negatively charged and attracted to the positive. But they've no right fucking up weighing scales whichever way they flow.
I was supposed to weigh in tonight but bottled it. Red actually. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It does indeed, as electrons are negatively charged and attracted to the positive. But they've no right fucking up weighing scales whichever way they flow.
I was supposed to weigh in tonight but bottled it. Red actually. "
Good answer. I like red too. It’s my downfall. I worry it will go off unless I open it, decant it and then drink it all by the end of the evening  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well you just can't take the chance can you? Over 1 person a year is seriously injured by unattended exploding wine bottles. I don't like those odds. "
Frickin eckers. That’s scary. I’m goinv to open all my wine right now just to be on the safe side  |
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Scales are fairly meaningless unless you use them in conjunction with body fat calipers. If you only care about weight and not fat, then a very effective technique that generates instant results is to cut off a limb. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I haven’t weighed myself today.
I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead.  |
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"I haven’t weighed myself today.
I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead. "
That's all carbs. Your body needs protein too.
You won't lose weight by just eating salad, in fact you'll probably gain xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I haven’t weighed myself today.
I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead.
That's all carbs. Your body needs protein too.
You won't lose weight by just eating salad, in fact you'll probably gain xx "
But I had fish yesterday for tea.
So is fruit carbs? I’ll ditch the toast. |
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"According to science ologists, a person's weight can fluctuate between 1 and 100 kilos per day depending on their proximity to the earth's core and local chocolate field.
I suspect that may have something to do with it. Plus I've never trusted electricity. Moving electrons indeed.
Apparently electricity flows from negative to positive rather than the other way round. They discovered the error some time ago but the maths work either way so they can’t be arsed to change it.
I, on the other hand, started my diet today. One bit of toast rather than two this morning. A salad for lunch. And a fishy tea. I’m not having a drink until nine and I’m limiting my intake as it’s been rather a lot recently "
You must drink lots of water ... 6-8 glasses per day ..... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I haven’t weighed myself today.
I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead.
That's all carbs. Your body needs protein too.
You won't lose weight by just eating salad, in fact you'll probably gain xx
But I had fish yesterday for tea.
So is fruit carbs? I’ll ditch the toast. "
Fruit is carbs. Go for egg. And staying on the egg theme, go with a frittata for lunch since you can stuff it with fibrous veg and lean protein sources - it works wonders instead of a carby pastry quiche or pie. Or bread. God, I miss bread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your using scales to watch weight lose you should only weight yourself once a week at the same time of day,wearing same clothing.
Any more than that will just mess your head up with undue pressure,clearly thats showing here 
Or better still dump scales and obsession with weight and use a tape measure and take records of lose that way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Real talk, it's probably water retention or something similar if it's been that rapid, or they've been moved to a less or more even part of the floor depending on where you put them.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven’t weighed myself today.
I have salad again and had one piece of toast. I’m thinking I might force myself to eat some fruit for breakfast tomorrow instead.
That's all carbs. Your body needs protein too.
You won't lose weight by just eating salad, in fact you'll probably gain xx
But I had fish yesterday for tea.
So is fruit carbs? I’ll ditch the toast.
Fruit is carbs. Go for egg. And staying on the egg theme, go with a frittata for lunch since you can stuff it with fibrous veg and lean protein sources - it works wonders instead of a carby pastry quiche or pie. Or bread. God, I miss bread! "
I read this while eating a boiled egg in my salad
I’ve got lentils and little green bean things. Hummus, lettuce and some tomatoes.
I only had two glasses of wine last night (half bottle) and no crisps.
I’m having no wine and no crisps tonight. |
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" I only had two glasses of wine last night (half bottle) and no crisps.
I’m having no wine and no crisps tonight. "
Best not to deny yourself, enjoy a glass of wine but definitely ditch those fat/salt laden crisps, they’re wasted calories.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Green tea .... supposed to be good ."
It's actually ridiculously good. I extole the benefits of this often, and during my weight loss period it helped dramatically. |
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