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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it.
I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy.
Thoughts? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like the idea. What's the maximum number of characters I wonder. You could push the limit soon lol"
Yeah I was wondering how long before I'll have to start deleting older entries... I've definitely seen way bigger profiles though! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I like the idea. What's the maximum number of characters I wonder. You could push the limit soon lol
Yeah I was wondering how long before I'll have to start deleting older entries... I've definitely seen way bigger profiles though!"
I am genuinely interested to see how far you go with this. Hope it's unlimited because that I would find hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh, it's another 'look at me' thread! ... though in all fairness your latest 'interesting' profile deserves top marks for effort, creativity and humour Hope it reaps rewards ..."
Well how else is a struggling born again virgin like me going to get anyone to look at me? Thanks... I think |
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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago
Wherever the party is! |
"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it.
I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy.
Thoughts?"
Nice one, Adrian!   Only one slight flaw though... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahahahaha epic. Going to to have to hotlist now, just so I can see how many entries your profile gets to.
Thank you, I will take that  doing the same and watching with interest."
Thank you, I am watching your boobs with interest also  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive followed suit. Congrats on being the first male on my hotlist haha."
Holy crap this is a lot of pressure! I did not expect to be breaking such boundaries with my ramblings! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh, it's another 'look at me' thread! ... though in all fairness your latest 'interesting' profile deserves top marks for effort, creativity and humour Hope it reaps rewards ..."
Not really a fair comment, to say it's a 'look at me' thread. A single male being somewhat proactive and trying to stand out a little (isn't that what all forum replies suggest when someone asks for profile help?)
Fair play to you mate and best of luck, an original witty profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it.
I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy.
Thoughts?"
Sorry didn’t work for me .......zzzzzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it.
I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy.
Thoughts?
Sorry didn’t work for me .......zzzzzz"
This is a fair point, as overly long profiles put me off too... maybe I should cap it at 7 days of entries?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh, it's another 'look at me' thread! ... though in all fairness your latest 'interesting' profile deserves top marks for effort, creativity and humour Hope it reaps rewards ...
Not really a fair comment, to say it's a 'look at me' thread. A single male being somewhat proactive and trying to stand out a little (isn't that what all forum replies suggest when someone asks for profile help?)
Fair play to you mate and best of luck, an original witty profile."
It's ok, she's always picking on me, I'm convinced it's just thinly-veiled flirting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I liked it and I'll be popping back.
After all the generic boring shite I read on profiles it's nice to have one that makes me smile.
Keep up the good work young man. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I liked it and I'll be popping back.
After all the generic boring shite I read on profiles it's nice to have one that makes me smile.
Keep up the good work young man. "
You sound like a teacher in that post and I'm fine with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like it , found it amusing but it wouldn't make me want to meet you. In fact a bit the opposite, sounds a little like you're happily waiting for a particular couple of women. T |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it.
I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy.
Thoughts?
Sorry didn’t work for me .......zzzzzz
This is a fair point, as overly long profiles put me off too... maybe I should cap it at 7 days of entries??"
yes that would be great x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brilliant write up. Make me laugh and want to know more ( unfortunatly not after single guys at present sorry) if i was id message you x"
Don't be silly, you don't have to explain yourself to me! Besides, you're a little far away anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like it , found it amusing but it wouldn't make me want to meet you. In fact a bit the opposite, sounds a little like you're happily waiting for a particular couple of women. T"
Haha well I was waiting for one today, but I think she's messed me around one too many times to bother with again! |
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it.
I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy.
Thoughts?"
Love it keep it updated tho! Could be the longest profile ever! But let's hope it works soon! |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
Where is the “applause” emoji on Fab. This guy deserves a hand. (That wasn’t an offer btw!)
Usually the LAM/Profile Help Threads are pretty self-pitying affairs to which I have a copy & paste answer to all ready for.
This however doesn’t need my standard reply as Flirty Gent is clearly a proactive soul who takes matters into his own hands (sometimes too often for his own liking).
I even hit the Hotlist button in error, but decided to keep him on there just to keep reading his epic Profile updates to which I’ll look forward to when I’m responding to other Profile Help Threads.
We’ve all been Newbies (& some of us Return Profiles) in need of some help on Fab, but this time the OP addressed the matter head on... with a generous dose of humour & positivity.
Well done young man. I sincerely hope you have much better luck from now on. I doff my cap & salute you for being a bit of a Fab Legend.
Go get em. |
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"Ooh, it's another 'look at me' thread! ... though in all fairness your latest 'interesting' profile deserves top marks for effort, creativity and humour Hope it reaps rewards ...
Not really a fair comment, to say it's a 'look at me' thread. A single male being somewhat proactive and trying to stand out a little (isn't that what all forum replies suggest when someone asks for profile help?)
Fair play to you mate and best of luck, an original witty profile.
It's ok, she's always picking on me, I'm convinced it's just thinly-veiled flirting "
Ahem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where is the “applause” emoji on Fab. This guy deserves a hand. (That wasn’t an offer btw!)
Usually the LAM/Profile Help Threads are pretty self-pitying affairs to which I have a copy & paste answer to all ready for.
This however doesn’t need my standard reply as Flirty Gent is clearly a proactive soul who takes matters into his own hands (sometimes too often for his own liking).
I even hit the Hotlist button in error, but decided to keep him on there just to keep reading his epic Profile updates to which I’ll look forward to when I’m responding to other Profile Help Threads.
We’ve all been Newbies (& some of us Return Profiles) in need of some help on Fab, but this time the OP addressed the matter head on... with a generous dose of humour & positivity.
Well done young man. I sincerely hope you have much better luck from now on. I doff my cap & salute you for being a bit of a Fab Legend.
Go get em. "
Thanks mate! To be honest I feel like not even trying to get laid anymore, my energy is better spent writing a comedy profile that keeps folk entertained |
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We like it, and think you should keep adding to it, although perhaps not every day lol! Good effort, nice to see a single guy actually thinking outside the box and making an effort, good luck to you. |
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Definitely different OP, in a good way
I think 7 days worth is probably enough though...
Have to confess that after reading it all I forgot to check out pics... so no idea if you would be of interest 
Nita |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After my standard (although detailed) profile write up got me pretty much nowhere (either that or my face pic is fugly!), I decided to go a different route with it.
I hope it may raise a smile, which is a start I think. I'm not expecting miracles, just figured this might be a way to stand out from the crowd, and possibly gives readers a better insight into my personality than me just saying I'm a fun guy.
Thoughts?"
Sooo funny to read, you've put a lot of effort into it. I can only thank you for cheering me up from a really shitty day. X Thanks X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the best profile I've read in a long time. Very funny, bit like the secret diary of Adrian Mole but a kinky swingers version.
You did great, I hope you add to it, we need more installments! |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Thanks mate! To be honest I feel like not even trying to get laid anymore, my energy is better spent writing a comedy profile that keeps folk entertained "
It’s when you’re not really looking that you attract most attention. That’s usually when you get laid more. I think you’re gonna do just fine, man.
(Maybe keep the “updates” to once a month entries though). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks everyone for the feedback! It seems most people like the idea so I'm going to add to it, but I'm going to trim it to just the most recent 7 entries so it isn't such a daunting wall of text!
Feeling the pressure to entertain now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flirty gent, remain positive sir!!, it can be very disheartening, but there are some great poeple out there , just kind of well hidden lol,
....some of the communication ive had on hear leads me to belive, that a lot of patients have escaped the padded room!,i dont even understand half of the terminology??...sploshing?, ...bull?,sissy,cuck,ginge,pikey?, how do i know which i belong to?, piggying???, hmm, remote farm areas have a lot to answer for!,......my biggest pet hate on here , is poeple with absolutley no sense of humour at all!, the ones that have endless lists of requirements etc, .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet?
If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed."
Well you are pretty good at that so....   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...just for a laugh, a few weeks back, i was at a loose end, browsing thru the chatrooms, and thought id try asking if anyone was into squirrelling!!.....
Where you dress up as a squirrell, go to your local park, sit in trees and throw acorns at passers by....., well, the lack of interest was very dissapointing i can tell you "
I would totally be up for this!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...just for a laugh, a few weeks back, i was at a loose end, browsing thru the chatrooms, and thought id try asking if anyone was into squirrelling!!.....
Where you dress up as a squirrell, go to your local park, sit in trees and throw acorns at passers by....., well, the lack of interest was very dissapointing i can tell you "
Chatrooms are hard work at the best of times. You'd have to spend weeks slowly infiltrating the cliques first, you can't just rock up and suggest squirreling! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet?
If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed.
Well you are pretty good at that so.... "
Trying to butter me up or something??  Don't stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet?
If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed.
Well you are pretty good at that so....
Trying to butter me up or something?? Don't stop "
Haha! Do I need to butter you up?? I don't wanna make a sandwich ya know!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet?
If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed.
Well you are pretty good at that so....
Trying to butter me up or something?? Don't stop
Haha! Do I need to butter you up?? I don't wanna make a sandwich ya know!? "
Not even a manwich with extra mayo?
Right I'm taking a cold shower before someone tells us to get a room! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
I wouldn't stick to 7 days. I want to see how big it can get.
Erm...
Anyways maybe 14 days would be good. I dunno. Whatever you think mate. Some on here are negative about it but most are positive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I enjoyed reading it. Have you found out what piggy sex is yet?
If it's anything other than a good porking I'll be disappointed.
Well you are pretty good at that so....
Trying to butter me up or something?? Don't stop
Haha! Do I need to butter you up?? I don't wanna make a sandwich ya know!?
Not even a manwich with extra mayo?
Right I'm taking a cold shower before someone tells us to get a room!"
Awww haha!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't stick to 7 days. I want to see how big it can get.
Erm...
Anyways maybe 14 days would be good. I dunno. Whatever you think mate. Some on here are negative about it but most are positive."
Thanks pal, yeah the negativity has been minimal, but also mostly constructive so I'm not complaining. You can't please everyone, and if I tried to I'm sure the profile would become much less funny and interesting! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't stick to 7 days. I want to see how big it can get.
Erm...
Anyways maybe 14 days would be good. I dunno. Whatever you think mate. Some on here are negative about it but most are positive.
Thanks pal, yeah the negativity has been minimal, but also mostly constructive so I'm not complaining. You can't please everyone, and if I tried to I'm sure the profile would become much less funny and interesting!"
Exactly yeah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No !!!!! OP why are you hidden! Came on to read your updated profile! And you are hidden!! Why!!!!  "
Snap! He's obviously inundated with messages and can't cope with all this new attention! |
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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago
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I felt like there was some kind "in-joke" I was missing when I looked and the profile was hidden! [if you've been here from the start, go back to the top and re-read but imagine the profile had been hidden all along!] |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry all, I'm just taking a break for a bit. Didn't mean to build it up and snatch it away like that, but I'll be back with more updates at some point. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"I felt like there was some kind "in-joke" I was missing when I looked and the profile was hidden! [if you've been here from the start, go back to the top and re-read but imagine the profile had been hidden all along!]"
Not it wasn't hidden & was a good chuckle. Worth the read. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry all, I'm just taking a break for a bit. Didn't mean to build it up and snatch it away like that, but I'll be back with more updates at some point.
What a tease!!! "
I know, I'm terrible aren't I! The profile isn't hidden anymore, in case anyone is interested. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry all, I'm just taking a break for a bit. Didn't mean to build it up and snatch it away like that, but I'll be back with more updates at some point.
What a tease!!!
I know, I'm terrible aren't I! The profile isn't hidden anymore, in case anyone is interested."
Please ignore the haters. There’s more lovers of your profile. You shouldn’t need to hide any pics. Keep up the good work |
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