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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev"

Get rid of that profile photo with your tongue sticking out. There are other things you can do but that's the most important at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev"

Says the man who claims he can " bed any woman" Apparently not sweetie

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If you're serious OP and not just using this as a look at me thread then try the following:

- you've had a meet in the last week, so you're obviously not struggling that much!!

- Ditch the pics of you with other women - a lot of people don't like to see pics of your other meets.

- Change your profile blurb to something more appealing and less boastful - phrases like "do you think you can handle it?" and "only looking for no strings hard fast fucking" will do you no favours - likewise referring to your girlfriend as a 'bird'

- Get a better set of pics that show off your body and not your cock/previous meets.

- Being totally honest having read a few of your forum posts they come across as a little arrogant - so perhaps give some consideration to changing that.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev"

Hmm, your whole profile displays an attitude that many would probably dislike to see in a bloke, we know that it's a no from us.

So there's a starting point.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

The whole profile needs work, it's cocky (scuse the pun), outspoken, awful pics and who calls women birds these days!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not sure but I have heard a rumor that the best way to get meets is to moan about lack of meets in the forum's.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Your profile pic looks like you are vomitting.

Sally

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Your profile pic looks like you are vomitting.

Sally"

Good description there Sally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've asked this before OP and ignored the advice given.....::

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You said this in your 'wee maggots' thread....

I get laid Anaw can go up the dancing and bed any women I want but I want to meet a more open minded woman might go up the swinging club when I get back from working away see how I get on might meet a wee darling who blows my mind as well as my tadger

Why not stick to meeting women in the way that works for you, if this site isn't finding the women you want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev

Get rid of that profile photo with your tongue sticking out. There are other things you can do but that's the most important at the moment"

What one do u suggest I use I used to have me naked they said that put people off , then me shagging a lassie off here they said that put people off , then I used this one as thought it would show im good with my tongue so what pic should I use

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You said this in your 'wee maggots' thread....

Why not stick to meeting women in the way that works for you, if this site isn't finding the women you want."

Normal birds aren't for me im looking to meet a nice woman I can meet regularly and go swinging and dogging with and get a couples profile on here and go to parties and that with and if she wanted us to be boyfriend and girlfriend that would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As advised in your previous post ( thread) wear a Rangers shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you're serious OP and not just using this as a look at me thread then try the following:

- you've had a meet in the last week, so you're obviously not struggling that much!!

- Ditch the pics of you with other women - a lot of people don't like to see pics of your other meets.

- Get a better set of pics that show off your body and not your cock/previous meets.

- Being totally honest having read a few of your forum posts they come across as a little arrogant - so perhaps give some consideration to changing that.

Good luck

No I met her about 3 weeks ago now but she only verified me after me asking again n again for her to do it and she doesn't want to meet me again , my most recent meet was another lassie but she won't verify me and won't display the lovely verification I wrote out for her on her page I don't know why as a had a good fun night with her and she seemed to enjoy herself but she won't verify me and I think my lack of verificstions is what is putting people off meeting me.

I will have a look at changing my pics what kind of pics is it that the women on here like I thought I would show the goods off so to speak so they know im big down there and that.

And am not arrogant at all

I used to meet a nice lassie off this all the time she's not onhere anymore though it's hard getting meets and I don't want to go up the dancing and bring and lassie home I want to find one who's into swinging im bored of just shagging randoms I want something more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least you been Verified in the short time you on this site so be patients is the key which makes you luckiest guy on here

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Keep your profile as it is dude. If that's really how you think then I'd be pissed off if you changed it to something you thought women would like and I met you based on that, only to find out you're a bit of an arse in real life.

Keep it real and see what gives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im very patient but it's taking the piss when women say they will meet and message back n forth for weeks then make every excuse not to meet and you send a message to women on here and they delete without even reading it its annoying

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev"

Agree totally with the others.

The profile pic portrays immaturity.

Also, you need to write a better profile.

And one last thing, we have seen a lot of comments about user names. It seems that any name that has the word BHOY in it doesn't go down too well. Just a thought.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bless ya lad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev

Agree totally with the others.

The profile pic portrays immaturity.

Also, you need to write a better profile.

And one last thing, we have seen a lot of comments about user names. It seems that any name that has the word BHOY in it doesn't go down too well. Just a thought."

Going to someone who can spell n that write me out a good profile please

And how don't they like Bhoys is this site ran by Huns maybe that's what my problem is then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use the 21 June 2017 photo as the main profile pic.

Delete or hide the tongue pic. Not sure about the balaclava either.

There isn't much in your profile - but I would only use the following from it. I have tidied it and structured it so it follows

Who am I

What I want

What I offer

I am a fun, clean guy with my own flat and car, so I can travel and accommodate.

I'm looking for no strings, hard and fast fucking but I wouldn't say no to a relationship with the right woman.

I am blessed with 10 inches and the girth of a can but struggle to find someone who could handle it? Would you like to go be it a try?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Keep your profile as it is dude. If that's really how you think then I'd be pissed off if you changed it to something you thought women would like and I met you based on that, only to find out you're a bit of an arse in real life.

Keep it real and see what gives. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And no one wants a bad boy or bhoy.

Better of with a title that says 10inchman than a bad bhoy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be yourself.

Change your profile to who you are, not what you think people want you to be.

Check the advice in the other 249 threads you have going.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

u seems u have tried everything one can u put ur smart dress on n hide all the other pics say u are married n want discreet fun n see hopefully that will work good luck tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev

Get rid of that profile photo with your tongue sticking out. There are other things you can do but that's the most important at the moment

You have a pic of you with your tongue hanging out, because you thought it would show people you are good with your tongue?

You cannot be serious, surely?

Words fail me on here sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For us the number of verifications isn't the issue. You come across as the sort of guy who uses ruin, pound and destroy as part of his sexual vocab. Not what I'm after at all, maybe I'm not alone.

That said if that's what you want your profile should reflect you, why waste time trying to appeal to people who aren't looking for what you want.

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev

Agree totally with the others.

The profile pic portrays immaturity.

Also, you need to write a better profile.

And one last thing, we have seen a lot of comments about user names. It seems that any name that has the word BHOY in it doesn't go down too well. Just a thought.

Going to someone who can spell n that write me out a good profile please

And how don't they like Bhoys is this site ran by Huns maybe that's what my problem is then"

You need to lose the bigoted attitude. Change the Celtic references and start being more respectful.

You've admitted that the verification you have was not freely given, you had to ask for it several times. As for not displaying a verification that's entirely up to the individual. We don't always want to read a blow by blow account of what happened.

Take on board the advice that's been given. Photos of torso, in boxers, may be more appealing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op patience good pics good profile blurb and more patience is what u need "build it and she will come"sorry couldn't resist but coming across as an arrogant cock ain't going to get u what u want and if u have to beg to get verified that should tell you all you need to know ,u obviously wasn't as good as you thought simple

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

...she doesn't want to meet me again , my most recent meet was another lassie but she won't verify me and won't display the lovely verification I wrote out for her on her page I don't know why as a had a good fun night with her and she seemed to enjoy herself but she won't verify me...

Pretty much says It all really dude.

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By *requent_FerryersCouple over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth

"If you're serious OP and not just using this as a look at me thread then try the following:

- you've had a meet in the last week, so you're obviously not struggling that much!!

- Ditch the pics of you with other women - a lot of people don't like to see pics of your other meets.

- Get a better set of pics that show off your body and not your cock/previous meets.

- Being totally honest having read a few of your forum posts they come across as a little arrogant - so perhaps give some consideration to changing that.

Good luck

Fully in agreement with all of the above! Well said!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For us the number of verifications isn't the issue. You come across as the sort of guy who uses ruin, pound and destroy as part of his sexual vocab. Not what I'm after at all, maybe I'm not alone.

That said if that's what you want your profile should reflect you, why waste time trying to appeal to people who aren't looking for what you want. "

Aye I do some lassies like u using they words

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev

Agree totally with the others.

The profile pic portrays immaturity.

Also, you need to write a better profile.

And one last thing, we have seen a lot of comments about user names. It seems that any name that has the word BHOY in it doesn't go down too well. Just a thought.

Going to someone who can spell n that write me out a good profile please

And how don't they like Bhoys is this site ran by Huns maybe that's what my problem is then

You need to lose the bigoted attitude. Change the Celtic references and start being more respectful.

Take on board the advice that's been given. Photos of torso, in boxers, may be more appealing.

Was freely given I met her actually a just had to keep asking cause she kept saying she will do it later n later never came . Took like 2 weeks. I think if I get more verificstions It will show the women im serious about meeting and show women a good time so they will be more likely to meet me

I get what you's are on about and I'll write out a new profile info later n see what you's think

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Erm

Really don't think calling 1) yourself "bad" 2) women "birds" or 3) people "Huns" is helping

Even "Hun" as in "honey" tends to annoy lots of people, let alone the context you're using it in.

I'm sure you're a good guy and there's are some who will be attracted to the above, but every women I know would run a mile as things stand.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev"

Your last thread was boasting your gods gift

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Erm

Really don't think calling 1) yourself "bad" 2) women "birds" or 3) people "Huns" is helping

Even "Hun" as in "honey" tends to annoy lots of people, let alone the context you're using it in.

I'm sure you're a good guy and there's are some who will be attracted to the above, but every women I know would run a mile as things stand.

Sorry.

Well ive been with a few stunners off here but am finding it hard to get s more serious meet as in regular shagging or more. I am a good guy

And I don't mean Huns as in honeys mean Rangers suporters

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The more I read this thread OP the more I'm coming to the conclusion that it (and your other threads) are thinly veiled "look at me" threads.

If everything you say is to be believed you're getting plenty of meets so it sounds to me either like you don't actually need profile advice or you're not actually getting any of these meets you brag about and would better spending your time taking on board some of the very good advice offered on this, and other, threads and acting on it.

Either way I wish you the very best of British

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Erm

Really don't think calling 1) yourself "bad" 2) women "birds" or 3) people "Huns" is helping

Even "Hun" as in "honey" tends to annoy lots of people, let alone the context you're using it in.

I'm sure you're a good guy and there's are some who will be attracted to the above, but every women I know would run a mile as things stand.

Sorry.

Well ive been with a few stunners off here but am finding it hard to get s more serious meet as in regular shagging or more. I am a good guy

And I don't mean Huns as in honeys mean Rangers suporters

I suggest keep your profile as it is, this way you're giving the other men better luck on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm

Really don't think calling 1) yourself "bad" 2) women "birds" or 3) people "Huns" is helping

Even "Hun" as in "honey" tends to annoy lots of people, let alone the context you're using it in.

I'm sure you're a good guy and there's are some who will be attracted to the above, but every women I know would run a mile as things stand.

Sorry.

Well ive been with a few stunners off here but am finding it hard to get s more serious meet as in regular shagging or more. I am a good guy

And I don't mean Huns as in honeys mean Rangers suporters

I suggest keep your profile as it is, this way you're giving the other men better luck on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm

Really don't think calling 1) yourself "bad" 2) women "birds" or 3) people "Huns" is helping

Even "Hun" as in "honey" tends to annoy lots of people, let alone the context you're using it in.

I'm sure you're a good guy and there's are some who will be attracted to the above, but every women I know would run a mile as things stand.

Sorry.

Well ive been with a few stunners off here but am finding it hard to get s more serious meet as in regular shagging or more. I am a good guy

And I don't mean Huns as in honeys mean Rangers suporters

but why post asking for advice and then ignore it? seems a little self-defeating if you genuinely wanted to improve your chances?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Am no ignoring any advice am taking it all on board

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Am no ignoring any advice am taking it all on board"

You're obviously not as the profile pic is the same! You're just giving the other men on here a better chance with women.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple over a year ago

London

You're 21. You will always struggle on a site like this as lots of women will think someone of that age is likely to be immature. Your references to "birds", the football obsession, you putting your large penis up front and the tongue pic only confirms that.

Your best chance is with couples who fetishise big cocks. There is a niche market for you in the cuckold sphere. However that does not seem to be what you want.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For us the number of verifications isn't the issue. You come across as the sort of guy who uses ruin, pound and destroy as part of his sexual vocab. Not what I'm after at all, maybe I'm not alone.

That said if that's what you want your profile should reflect you, why waste time trying to appeal to people who aren't looking for what you want.

Aye I do some lassies like u using they words"

Sorry, what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wrote out my profile worded it better and changed my photos hoopgully it makes a difference does this sound better is there anything more I should be adding ?

Hi ma names Kevin I live in Milngavie just outside Glasgow I own my own flat and have a 17 plate motor so can accomodate and travel.

This is my new profile I was on here before ma user name was Celtic Daft I met a good few women off it and had a great time , I had to leave as I got a girlfriend but am not with her anymore so I have joined back.

I would like to meet a nice looking lassie age isn't important and a prefer big plus size women am not into thin women at all sorry. I am looking for someone I can meet often and wouldnt say no to starting a relationship with someone from here as I would like a girlfriend I can go swinging and dogging with.

In bed I like hard fast fucking. I have a almost 10 inch cock and I know it's not something every women can handle but if big ones float your boat give me a message. I like meets in my car aswell and meets back to my house.

A bit about me I am single and looking, I work away I have a good job, I love Celtic I am Celtic Daft love the hoops , I have a good personality , I am up for a laugh, I like taking lassies out for their dinner then back to mine.

Anything else you want to know pm me I am a open book I am a good guy just up for a good time with wee hotties .

Kev

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're 21. You will always struggle on a site like this as lots of women will think someone of that age is likely to be immature. Your references to "birds", the football obsession, you putting your large penis up front and the tongue pic only confirms that.

Your best chance is with couples who fetishise big cocks. There is a niche market for you in the cuckold sphere. However that does not seem to be what you want. "

very astute. Older 'birds' also dig a young guy if he's in shirt n tie in pic, in fact I think most 'ladies' (use that instead) like a guy in a suit. Yeh it's not you- so what? Most women don't lounge around in laboutins, hold ups and a really uncomfortable tight fitting basque, but given their pics you'd be forgiven for thinking so.

For good veris be clean, well groomed, smell great, and don't cum before they have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oft last time I wore a suit I was up at court haha

And I showed them a good time and still got shite or no veris, women are heed nips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wrote out my profile worded it better and changed my photos hoopgully it makes a difference does this sound better is there anything more I should be adding ?

Hi ma names Kevin I live in Milngavie just outside Glasgow I own my own flat and have a 17 plate motor so can accomodate and travel.

Anything else you want to know pm me I am a open book I am a good guy just up for a good time with wee hotties .

Kev "

We think your struggle is set to continue!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh I canny win in this place mon to fk

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

'Big plus size women'

The majority of women in the U.K are size 16 and up but maybe re-phrase on profile to 'curvy','voluptuous'. Nothing worse than calling a woman 'big' OP.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Big plus size women'

The majority of women in the U.K are size 16 and up but maybe re-phrase on profile to 'curvy','voluptuous'. Nothing worse than calling a woman 'big' OP.

Right ok thanks will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really."

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets

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By *icplshropsCouple over a year ago

Rock

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By *icplshropsCouple over a year ago

Rock

I'm wondering whether you understand what swinging actually means? I realise you're probably doing your best, but your youth and immaturity is showing through your profile and posts.

The rewrite example is marginally better than what your profile is presently, but if you're after a girlfriend to go swinging with you, maybe ask that you're looking for a FB or FWB, rather than a 'girlfriend', as most women on here aren't looking for a 'boyfriend' - being such a strong word.

Perhaps find a real girlfriend in the vanilla world that maybe interested in swinging first?

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets"

You have a 17 plate motor??

Wow!

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

You should REALLY think about what you put in your profile.

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev"

Make contact with people in your are a who are clearly on the site to meet people like yourself .

Dint get involved in lots of chat with people who clearly get off on the chase rather than the catch .

Simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm wondering whether you understand what swinging actually means? I realise you're probably doing your best, but your youth and immaturity is showing through your profile and posts.

Perhaps find a real girlfriend in the vanilla world that maybe interested in swinging first?"

My ideal goal would be to find a lassie I can be with and eventually set up a couples profile and go swinging with her. To be honest am slightly gutted a was all set for fwb relationship with someone off this but she said my cock hurt her ( it is massive ) and she won't see me again it broke my spirit a bit as a liked her and would have wanted a relationship n it didn't look like my cock hurt her just a excuse I think. I can't find a girlfriend in real life who I can go swinging with and let us be with other people just impossible to find. It's just one of these things am just getting pissed Aff with this site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We've come to the conclusion that this is a wind-up by the op.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"We've come to the conclusion that this is a wind-up by the op."
very possibly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets

You have a 17 plate motor??

Wow!"

Aye bud fresh out the wrapper 3 mile on the clock when I got it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've come to the conclusion that this is a wind-up by the op.very possibly"

Has to be doesn't it? I almost hope it is

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets

You have a 17 plate motor??

Wow!

Aye bud fresh out the wrapper 3 mile on the clock when I got it"

Does it get you more interest on here?

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

The football drivel. ... is for me pointless and off putting .

Any one going on about their cock size for me is also complete turn off.

Immediate reasons for deleting any message from that person if I'm honest .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets

You have a 17 plate motor??

Wow!

Aye bud fresh out the wrapper 3 mile on the clock when I got it

Does it get you more interest on here?"

No but shows I can travel n pick up meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets

You have a 17 plate motor??

Wow!

Aye bud fresh out the wrapper 3 mile on the clock when I got it

Does it get you more interest on here?"

Clearly not. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're serious OP and not just using this as a look at me thread then try the following:

- you've had a meet in the last week, so you're obviously not struggling that much!!

- Ditch the pics of you with other women - a lot of people don't like to see pics of your other meets.

- Get a better set of pics that show off your body and not your cock/previous meets.

- Being totally honest having read a few of your forum posts they come across as a little arrogant - so perhaps give some consideration to changing that.

Good luck

This!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you're serious OP and not just using this as a look at me thread then try the following:

- you've had a meet in the last week, so you're obviously not struggling that much!!

- Ditch the pics of you with other women - a lot of people don't like to see pics of your other meets.

- Get a better set of pics that show off your body and not your cock/previous meets.

- Being totally honest having read a few of your forum posts they come across as a little arrogant - so perhaps give some consideration to changing that.

Good luck

This!!

Your stunning xx

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets

You have a 17 plate motor??

Wow!

Aye bud fresh out the wrapper 3 mile on the clock when I got it

Does it get you more interest on here?

No but shows I can travel n pick up meets "

Wouldn't any car irrelevant of age do the same job?

Wouldn't it just been enough to say you have a car?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new "

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

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By *irestorm 500Couple over a year ago

coventry

"I am not sure but I have heard a rumor that the best way to get meets is to moan about lack of meets in the forum's."

We wish lol x Storm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??"

Some women like w guy with nice things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things"

Yeah, but your 17 plate car could be a Daewoo....... proves nothing really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things

Yeah, but your 17 plate car could be a Daewoo....... proves nothing really. "

No it's a abarth doll

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things"

Anybody can buy nice things.

Most women like the guy because he is decent, not because he is paying monthly for a car.

We are beginning to think that maybe you have the wrong idea about what women really like....

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

By the way,is that you in a blonde wig and a dress??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm

Really don't think calling 1) yourself "bad" 2) women "birds" or 3) people "Huns" is helping

Even "Hun" as in "honey" tends to annoy lots of people, let alone the context you're using it in.

I'm sure you're a good guy and there's are some who will be attracted to the above, but every women I know would run a mile as things stand.

Sorry.

Well ive been with a few stunners off here but am finding it hard to get s more serious meet as in regular shagging or more. I am a good guy

And I don't mean Huns as in honeys mean Rangers suporters

I suggest keep your profile as it is, this way you're giving the other men better luck on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things

Yeah, but your 17 plate car could be a Daewoo....... proves nothing really.

No it's a abarth doll

"
fiat 500 are shit for snagging in .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things

Anybody can buy nice things.

Most women like the guy because he is decent, not because he is paying monthly for a car.

We are beginning to think that maybe you have the wrong idea about what women really like...."

My motor was bought cash

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things

Yeah, but your 17 plate car could be a Daewoo....... proves nothing really.

No it's a abarth doll

fiat 500 are shit for snagging in ."

Av no got a fiat 500 they r hairdresser motors

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"By the way,is that you in a blonde wig and a dress??"

Aye how

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Getting a lack of meets any one got any tips on how to get more meets thanks Kev"

Take note of what people have advised you before, you know 'maggot cocks' and 'birds' etc etc.

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things

Anybody can buy nice things.

Most women like the guy because he is decent, not because he is paying monthly for a car.

We are beginning to think that maybe you have the wrong idea about what women really like....

My motor was bought cash"

Congratulations!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things

Anybody can buy nice things.

Most women like the guy because he is decent, not because he is paying monthly for a car.

We are beginning to think that maybe you have the wrong idea about what women really like....

My motor was bought cash"

Ah, the advantage of still living with mummy and daddy, no mortgage to fund

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things

Anybody can buy nice things.

Most women like the guy because he is decent, not because he is paying monthly for a car.

We are beginning to think that maybe you have the wrong idea about what women really like....

My motor was bought cash

Ah, the advantage of still living with mummy and daddy, no mortgage to fund

A own my own flat hen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aye suppose but women like guys with nice cars mine is new

So you think that women are that shallow that they will be impressed by your 17 plate car?

Really??

Some women like w guy with nice things

Anybody can buy nice things.

Most women like the guy because he is decent, not because he is paying monthly for a car.

We are beginning to think that maybe you have the wrong idea about what women really like....

My motor was bought cash

Ah, the advantage of still living with mummy and daddy, no mortgage to fund

A own my own flat hen"

Wow, 21, own flat, own car, 10 inch cock, can't think why you can't get laid to within a inch of your life every night..........

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By *uteness69Woman over a year ago

Walthamstow

Poor man, you're ripping him to shreds!

Be kind.

He doesn't seem the arrogant type to me.

Just young and eager to learn.

Takes time o.p. but you'll get the meets you desire I'm sure.

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Poor man, you're ripping him to shreds!

Be kind.

He doesn't seem the arrogant type to me.

Just young and eager to learn.

Takes time o.p. but you'll get the meets you desire I'm sure.

You might have a different opinion if you read his other threads. ..

Sadly, he comes across as extremely arogant with no respect for women. It may be simple immaturity instead though.

Nita

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

He's young, he needs guidance.

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By *SophiexCouple over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Some women do indeed like guys to have nice cars but they don't like guys who brag about the motor... it's only metal on 4 wheels after all!

Some women on here like younger guys I know I do but your attitude and vocabulary need help... like "ma motor"

Not everyone understands Glesga weegie language!

Take your time and read all the good advice you have been given, step back from your keyboard and breath before changing anything.

Need anymore guidance feel free to message me or anyone of the lovely ladies above offering help/advice.

PS: Gid luck!

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's young, he needs guidance. "

I'll say he does! Story aint adding up OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on - we all love a bit of a little Eliza Dolittle - don't we? Don't we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Poor man, you're ripping him to shreds!

Be kind.

He doesn't seem the arrogant type to me.

Just young and eager to learn.

Takes time o.p. but you'll get the meets you desire I'm sure.

Aye thanks am going to go to the socials when am back from my work then I will see how that goes think people are a bit jealous of me to be honest

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By *unforus1965Couple over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"He's young, he needs guidance.

I'll say he does! Story aint adding up OP"

The story stopped adding up from the beginning.

Maybe he just loves the attention.

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By *SophiexCouple over a year ago

Kilmarnock

...think people are a bit jealous of me to be honest "

Just wait, in a few years you will be 50 and looking at young guys thinking if only I was that age again... concentrate on making the most of your youth and stop worrying about what other people think!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's young, he needs guidance. "

He has been given it. The Green Arrow never lies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You said this in your 'wee maggots' thread....

Why not stick to meeting women in the way that works for you, if this site isn't finding the women you want.

Ok so it sounds to me you are looking for a girlfriend so you can swing as a couple. That's great. Firstly you should make that clearer on your profile, so that people don't think you are just another guy looking for fuck. Then you should put some thought in what's the best place to find a partner who swings. I don't know if Fab is a good place for a man of your age to find a swinging partner. I would explore a variety of avenues if I were you.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor man, you're ripping him to shreds!

Be kind.

He doesn't seem the arrogant type to me.

Just young and eager to learn.

Takes time o.p. but you'll get the meets you desire I'm sure.

Aye thanks am going to go to the socials when am back from my work then I will see how that goes think people are a bit jealous of me to be honest "

Hun, nobody is ever jealous of men your age. It's quite simply an age most of us wish to forget

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor man, you're ripping him to shreds!

Be kind.

He doesn't seem the arrogant type to me.

Just young and eager to learn.

Takes time o.p. but you'll get the meets you desire I'm sure.

Aye thanks am going to go to the socials when am back from my work then I will see how that goes think people are a bit jealous of me to be honest

Hun, nobody is ever jealous of men your age. It's quite simply an age most of us wish to forget

Speak fir yer self! I'd love to be 21 again, banging birds in me Fiat 500 or my flat with mi maggot cock!

Carry on OP! We who are about to die salute you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I swear you put near the exact same post up a week or two ago!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor man, you're ripping him to shreds!

Be kind.

He doesn't seem the arrogant type to me.

Just young and eager to learn.

Takes time o.p. but you'll get the meets you desire I'm sure.

Aye thanks am going to go to the socials when am back from my work then I will see how that goes think people are a bit jealous of me to be honest

Hun, nobody is ever jealous of men your age. It's quite simply an age most of us wish to forget

Speak fir yer self! I'd love to be 21 again, banging birds in me Fiat 500 or my flat with mi maggot cock!

Carry on OP! We who are about to die salute you! "

Bet you are better in bed now than when you were 21 though. Or at least I hope you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor man, you're ripping him to shreds!

Be kind.

He doesn't seem the arrogant type to me.

Just young and eager to learn.

Takes time o.p. but you'll get the meets you desire I'm sure.

Aye thanks am going to go to the socials when am back from my work then I will see how that goes think people are a bit jealous of me to be honest

Hun, nobody is ever jealous of men your age. It's quite simply an age most of us wish to forget

Speak fir yer self! I'd love to be 21 again, banging birds in me Fiat 500 or my flat with mi maggot cock!

Carry on OP! We who are about to die salute you!

Bet you are better in bed now than when you were 21 though. Or at least I hope you are

No, still as good as I was then......... hopeless but enthusiastic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think peopple are just taking me the wrong way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think peopple are just taking me the wrong way"

Really ? So everyone is taking you the wrong way or could it not be your selling yourself wrongly ?

You had a meet less than a week ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think peopple are just taking me the wrong way

Really ? So everyone is taking you the wrong way or could it not be your selling yourself wrongly ?

You had a meet less than a week ago"

Just think people r taking me the wrong way on this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think peopple are just taking me the wrong way"

That's your problem not other people's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think peopple are just taking me the wrong way

Really ? So everyone is taking you the wrong way or could it not be your selling yourself wrongly ?

You had a meet less than a week ago

Just think people r taking me the wrong way on this"

And there we have it ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think peopple are just taking me the wrong way

That's your problem not other people's "

It's my problem cause they seem to think am a dick when am no am a nice guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think peopple are just taking me the wrong way

That's your problem not other people's

It's my problem cause they seem to think am a dick when am no am a nice guy"

With comments like this .....

'Blonde dirties wanted'

'Bad bhoy'

It's hard to see you any other way. You come across as immature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think peopple are just taking me the wrong way

That's your problem not other people's

It's my problem cause they seem to think am a dick when am no am a nice guy"

Well only you can do something about the wrong perception that people have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just get taken the wrong way a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just get taken the wrong way a lot

And not willing to even acknowledge what we're commenting........ you just keep saying same thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe try changing the team you support. Accies or summat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah he clearly is a bit immature. And yes he doesn't always come across well in his posts. But he is taking one hell of a pasting here, and is still replying with a smile. He tried taking advice on his profile aboard, and got even more grief for it. I think people need to ease up a bit. If folk wouldn't want to meet him fine. But this is starting to look like a pack of wolves ripping a sheep to bits (no offence to any Aberdeen fans

)

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By *icplshropsCouple over a year ago

Rock

"I'm wondering whether you understand what swinging actually means? I realise you're probably doing your best, but your youth and immaturity is showing through your profile and posts.

Perhaps find a real girlfriend in the vanilla world that maybe interested in swinging first?

If that's the case that your cock is hurting women, there are ways to help avoid this. Make sure the woman is very relax and wet, even use lube if that helps. Ease going in and be guided by the woman on how much she can take. You don't have to put the whole length in at once or all of it. A good play meet is communication and listening to your partner, not just go bounding ahead thinking you know what she wants.

It appears from what you've been writing that you're relatively inexperienced and most people on here are after experienced partners to give them pleasure. It would have to be a very understanding partner to take you under their wing and show you 'the ropes'.

You're having all this going against you, which is probably why you're not having much success and feeling rather frustrated. Having a big cock and material possessions isn't all 'that' for some people, but maturity and how you engage with people is just as important.

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Erm

Really don't think calling 1) yourself "bad" 2) women "birds" or 3) people "Huns" is helping

Even "Hun" as in "honey" tends to annoy lots of people, let alone the context you're using it in.

I'm sure you're a good guy and there's are some who will be attracted to the above, but every women I know would run a mile as things stand.

Sorry.

Well ive been with a few stunners off here but am finding it hard to get s more serious meet as in regular shagging or more. I am a good guy

And I don't mean Huns as in honeys mean Rangers suporters

That's precisely why I mentioned "the context you're using it in"

I meant Hun = "honey" can irritate

Hun = "Rangers fan"

A lot of people know the background to Rangers/Celtic. Unless they're fans, they won't be offended/annoyed, but they might well draw conclusions about general character.

I'm trying to be helpful, honest

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Use the 21 June 2017 photo as the main profile pic.

Delete or hide the tongue pic. Not sure about the balaclava either.

There isn't much in your profile - but I would only use the following from it. I have tidied it and structured it so it follows

Who am I

What I want

What I offer

I am a fun, clean guy with my own flat and car, so I can travel and accommodate.

I'm looking for no strings, hard and fast fucking but I wouldn't say no to a relationship with the right woman.

I am blessed with 10 inches and the girth of a can but struggle to find someone who could handle it? Would you like to go be it a try?

I am astounded that this has been ignored - it's threat rewrite you could hope for OP!

Indian Princess has done you a huge favour here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I just get taken the wrong way a lot

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By *loppsyWoman over a year ago

marlow

For the love of god someone please close this thread...... it's pointless ........

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By *istress Pillow PrincessWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

i'm getting a lack of meets as well....i wonder what i'm doing wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets

You have a 17 plate motor??

Wow!"

What is a 17 plate motor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i'm getting a lack of meets as well....i wonder what i'm doing wrong lol"

Hi Hunny pm me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, people have given you good advice on this and other threads when you've asked, perhaps you should choose one of the following options..

1. Follow advice given

2. Don't post threads if not willing to take advice

Simple really.

Aye am getting help making my profile more appealing so will hopefully get more meets

You have a 17 plate motor??

Wow!

What is a 17 plate motor?

I think it refers to a penis extension

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've asked this before and were given same advice but chose to ignore it,oh btw women don't like being called birds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any words of advice cheers

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By *orkieboy 99Man over a year ago

york

"i'm getting a lack of meets as well....i wonder what i'm doing wrong lol"
i dont no how nice pics

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"You've asked this before and were given same advice but chose to ignore it,oh btw women don't like being called birds."

Actually it seems he has taken things on board and the new version is loads better.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still going on about football,and what's a 17 plate motor got to do with swinging?

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I just get taken the wrong way a lot

Cause EVERYONE in this thread are wrong and you are right!?

Seriously BHOY - get a grip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just get taken the wrong way a lot

Cause EVERYONE in this thread are wrong and you are right!?

Seriously BHOY - get a grip."

Hahaha yesterday I said similar and he just repeated said "people just take me the wrong way

I'm confused at why he's started a thread when he doesn't want anyone's opinion or advice

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I just get taken the wrong way a lot

Cause EVERYONE in this thread are wrong and you are right!?

Seriously BHOY - get a grip.

Hahaha yesterday I said similar and he just repeated said "people just take me the wrong way

I'm confused at why he's started a thread when he doesn't want anyone's opinion or advice

My guess is he's just after attention as he although he loves his 17 plate motor, I doubt he gets much conversation from it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just get taken the wrong way a lot

Cause EVERYONE in this thread are wrong and you are right!?

Seriously BHOY - get a grip.

Hahaha yesterday I said similar and he just repeated said "people just take me the wrong way

I'm confused at why he's started a thread when he doesn't want anyone's opinion or advice

My guess is he's just after attention as he although he loves his 17 plate motor, I doubt he gets much conversation from it!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Planning on getting an 18 plate?

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Planning on getting an 18 plate? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He got a 17 plate for his Birthday, along with a 17 mug and a huge helium balloon

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By *ot - CoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Enjoy following this thread

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Stop ranting about your love for Celtic as its totally irrelevant on this site and makes u sound immature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep it real and see what gives. "

Well said!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My guess is he's just after attention as he although he loves his 17 plate motor, I doubt he gets much conversation from it!"

He's very materialistic and as he concentrates on his car, the shags are sailing past him. And he's wondering why he's not getting his leg over!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and still no one will tell me what a 17 plate car is...so i have no idea if im supposed to be very impressed..ive asked several people today, n ot on here, and no had a clue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"and still no one will tell me what a 17 plate car is...so i have no idea if im supposed to be very impressed..ive asked several people today, n ot on here, and no had a clue"

Brand new

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stop ranting about your love for Celtic as its totally irrelevant on this site and makes u sound immature"

Celtics ma life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and still no one will tell me what a 17 plate car is...so i have no idea if im supposed to be very impressed..ive asked several people today, n ot on here, and no had a clue

Brand new"

thanks...so why is it called 17 plate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and still no one will tell me what a 17 plate car is...so i have no idea if im supposed to be very impressed..ive asked several people today, n ot on here, and no had a clue

Brand new

thanks...so why is it called 17 plate?"

Because it was manufactured in 2017. Not really a selling point for a fuck I had 2 brand new cars and neither got me fucked. I also own a house and the only fucking that's got me is with the mortgage lenders.

Still one thing that's got me laid and married to a women who I met through swinging is my charm something that the OP seems to lack.

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By *andS33Couple over a year ago

Yorkshire

Keep it real and see what gives. "

This thread should have ended here, pretty much the most sensible post by a mile haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep it real and see what gives.

This thread should have ended here, pretty much the most sensible post by a mile haha

plenty of legs left in it yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and still no one will tell me what a 17 plate car is...so i have no idea if im supposed to be very impressed..ive asked several people today, n ot on here, and no had a clue

Brand new

thanks...so why is it called 17 plate?

Still one thing that's got me laid and married to a women who I met through swinging is my charm something that the OP seems to lack. "

is that all?? ffs!! thanks though, but really? thats a selling point?...

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"and still no one will tell me what a 17 plate car is...so i have no idea if im supposed to be very impressed..ive asked several people today, n ot on here, and no had a clue

Brand new

thanks...so why is it called 17 plate?

Still one thing that's got me laid and married to a women who I met through swinging is my charm something that the OP seems to lack.

is that all?? ffs!! thanks though, but really? thats a selling point?..."

In fairness when he is lacking personality (unless you also support Celtic) it is probably his best selling point right now!!

Poor lad can't see what's going on around him on this thread FFS

I actually felt sorry for him initially then as you read more you do indeed start to lose that and just pity his ignorance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and still no one will tell me what a 17 plate car is...so i have no idea if im supposed to be very impressed..ive asked several people today, n ot on here, and no had a clue

Brand new

thanks...so why is it called 17 plate?

Still one thing that's got me laid and married to a women who I met through swinging is my charm something that the OP seems to lack.

is that all?? ffs!! thanks though, but really? thats a selling point?...

In fairness when he is lacking personality (unless you also support Celtic) it is probably his best selling point right now!!

Poor lad can't see what's going on around him on this thread FFS

I actually felt sorry for him initially then as you read more you do indeed start to lose that and just pity his ignorance!

it's a shame..but he's very young, and has a sense of humour..which god knows he's going to need! if i was 21 again i might find him quite fun! if i could understand him..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He said Motor. Not motorcar. Its probably a motor scooter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds to me op that your brain is in your dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He said Motor. Not motorcar. Its probably a motor scooter

No he's already boasted that it's a arbrath which is a fiat 500 with a bigger engine. He paid for it with cash as he's already boasted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well ive got a meet with a woman old enough to be my ma on the 11th and she is a stunner so keep on hating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well ive got a meet with a woman old enough to be my ma on the 11th and she is a stunner so keep on hating"

Top lad! You show that grandma who's boss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So this whole thread was basically a pointless 'look at me'?

If you're meeting so many women, what do you need our tips for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ot - CoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Will you be picking her up in your 17 plate motor and wearing your mask?

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By *ot - CoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"Will you be picking her up in your 17 plate motor and wearing your mask?"

You could wear your Celtic top?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi I always wear a Celtic tap n am only wearing mask on this the now cause am in disguise cause a lassie I shagged off HERES boyfriends going to batter me haha

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By *rive_me_crazyWoman over a year ago

Calne

So long as you have the chips to go with that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I always wear a Celtic tap n am only wearing mask on this the now cause am in disguise cause a lassie I shagged off HERES boyfriends going to batter me haha"

Dangers of being Glasga's top shagger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I always wear a Celtic tap n am only wearing mask on this the now cause am in disguise cause a lassie I shagged off HERES boyfriends going to batter me haha"
not much of a disguise when you have other face pics lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi I always wear a Celtic tap n am only wearing mask on this the now cause am in disguise cause a lassie I shagged off HERES boyfriends going to batter me haha

Dangers of being Glasga's top shagger! "

Aye tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I always wear a Celtic tap n am only wearing mask on this the now cause am in disguise cause a lassie I shagged off HERES boyfriends going to batter me haha

Dangers of being Glasga's top shagger!

Aye tell me about it"
bad bhoy I've got a Porsche but I'm not mentioning it ,oh shit I just did .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi I always wear a Celtic tap n am only wearing mask on this the now cause am in disguise cause a lassie I shagged off HERES boyfriends going to batter me haha

Dangers of being Glasga's top shagger!

Aye tell me about itbad bhoy I've got a Porsche but I'm not mentioning it ,oh shit I just did ."

Aye a remote control wan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi I always wear a Celtic tap n am only wearing mask on this the now cause am in disguise cause a lassie I shagged off HERES boyfriends going to batter me haha

Dangers of being Glasga's top shagger!

Aye tell me about itbad bhoy I've got a Porsche but I'm not mentioning it ,oh shit I just did .

Aye a remote control wan"
aye

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oops unlos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was an unexpected turn of events!

Meet back here in 7 days time for an update?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"That was an unexpected turn of events!

Meet back here in 7 days time for an update?"
absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no, was he Keyser Soze? The greatest trick the Bhoy ever pulled was convincing us he had a 17 plate car.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

He was from a parallel universe.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Next time he's coming back as a Rangers supporter and has a 67 plate motor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unlos? Well, there's a turn up. Who knew?

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