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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My next stoor neighbor is constantly arguing and slating her husband to the ground i find her so fit and attractive just like a sexual connection
I want her to no it without causing any offence or arguing how can I go about it |
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By *ea_CoffeeCouple
over a year ago
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If this neighbour is not a swinger you are basicly asking how you can yake an allready difficult situation and make it ten yimes more complicated for her, her family and possibly be apart of destroying a marrage without causing her any offence?
Don't.
Just leave them to sort their problems out or not. Its up to them.
They don't need a third party complicating things. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But only like little hints last thing want is her feel uncomfortable ect but just would like her to think does he fancy me and see if she gives a bit back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, no, no, and no. Just leave well alone. If the arguments escalate to them separating then fair enough. But for now, don't make a shit situation, even shitter. |
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"But only like little hints last thing want is her feel uncomfortable ect but just would like her to think does he fancy me and see if she gives a bit back "
If the last thing you want is to make her feel uncomfortable just stick to being neighbourly. Some couples do argue and slate each other but it doesn't mean they're looking for sex elsewhere. I know people who are like this but would turn on you if you criticised their partner...tread warily. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance group? With lemon drizzle cake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp. |
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"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp."
I'm guessing this is a revenge profile  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp."
What a idiot sorry but I can't see any reason why somebody would cheat on you x |
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"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp."
Blimey couldn't he stop her?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance
group? With lemon drizzle cake?
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Wow what time you appearing on live at the apollo ?  |
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance group? With lemon drizzle cake?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp.
I'm guessing this is a revenge profile "
There's no revenge at all as I put him through hell mentally and made him know he did wrong.We are kind of back on track but it will never be forgotten.Im here for me not becuse I want revenge at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance
group? With lemon drizzle cake?
Wow what time you appearing on live at the apollo ? "
Dunno. My agent has been a bit tardy at gettin' me gigs of late. I do a nice little turn at the local working mans club, on a Sunday lunchtime though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance
Turn or line ups
group? With lemon drizzle cake?
Wow what time you appearing on live at the apollo ?
Dunno. My agent has been a bit tardy at gettin' me gigs of late. I do a nice little turn at the local working mans club, on a Sunday lunchtime though. "
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp.
I'm guessing this is a revenge profile
There's no revenge at all as I put him through hell mentally and made him know he did wrong.We are kind of back on track but it will never be forgotten.Im here for me not becuse I want revenge at all."
But your profile says your husband doesn't know you are on here!?!
What is any different in what you are doing to what he did? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp.
I'm guessing this is a revenge profile o-
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There's no revenge at all as I put him through hell mentally and made him know he did wrong.We are kind of back on track but it will never be forgotten.Im here for me not becuse I want revenge at all.
But your profile says your husband doesn't know you are on here!?!
What is any different in what you are doing to what he did?"
Maybe only set this up to get back at home but tbh probably wouldent of mattered what he done lol |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance group? With lemon drizzle cake?"
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance group? With lemon drizzle cake?"
Maybe sexual frustration is the reason she is such a bitch to her husband? The OP could give her one and kill two birds with one condom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance group? With lemon drizzle cake?"
Good advice!
You have nothing to fear by being open and honest  |
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"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp.
I'm guessing this is a revenge profile
There's no revenge at all as I put him through hell mentally and made him know he did wrong.We are kind of back on track but it will never be forgotten.Im here for me not becuse I want revenge at all.
But your profile says your husband doesn't know you are on here!?!
What is any different in what you are doing to what he did?"
Good point.
Chance of a response. Low. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp.
I'm guessing this is a revenge profile
There's no revenge at all as I put him through hell mentally and made him know he did wrong.We are kind of back on track but it will never be forgotten.Im here for me not becuse I want revenge at all.
But your profile says your husband doesn't know you are on here!?!
What is any different in what you are doing to what he did?
Good point.
Chance of a response. Low."
Yup, you are right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't you the lucky one.My neighbours 19 year old fat slag of a daughter couldn't stop her knickers falling off and she accidentally fell into my bed with my husband.So let's swap as I can't stand to even look at the little tramp.
I'm guessing this is a revenge profile
There's no revenge at all as I put him through hell mentally and made him know he did wrong.We are kind of back on track but it will never be forgotten.Im here for me not becuse I want revenge at all."
So let me get this right. Hubby was wrong for shaking the neighbour, everything is back on track but it's now ok for you to be randomly shagging strangers? Wow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Attention seeking post lol.
It's an attention seeking site lol
If an OP posts a thread in a forum and nobody replies to it, did they really post a thread? "
No. They posted a post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance group? With lemon drizzle cake?"
I'm now sat with a huge smile, such fantastic wit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Omg! Right so on Friday she was in her garden alone so I went out into mine and offered her a cigarette just to get conversation going and it went very well plenty off laughing which think she needed as she mentioned how things are going bad at home and surprised I haven't complained bout the noise coming from there's
Before going to return into my house
She said " you like leaving them curtains open don't you" which immediately I thought she not impressed. I said oh I don't really take any notice I'll start closing them
"Don't you dare she said
Only excitement I get is seen you getting changed " like wow
We haven't spoken since but she's told me she's on her own for 3nights next week
God I hope we speak again today lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock on their door. Invite them both to tea on Sunday. Make some homemade scones, so they feel really special, like. When you get to the trifle course, say " i understand you are having some marital problems. Let me help by fucking your Mrs" They will appreciate your concern.
Maybe you could set up a little neighbourhood marriage guidance group? With lemon drizzle cake?"
Lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Attention seeking post lol.
It's an attention seeking site lol
If an OP posts a thread in a forum and nobody replies to it, did they really post a thread?
No. They posted a post "
LOL! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tread warily Dave if her partner is aggressive with her imagine how he'll be when he finds out..."
Na he's not that way inclined I'd never want to put somebody in danger anyway
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Next time you see her. Tell her that you think she's really fit and that you would like her to feel the same about you so that you can both fuck.
Then when she tells her husband , just man up and take the fist to the face.
Amazing how people daydream about the enjoyable bits but never think it comes at a price.
And when he chucks her out make sure you take her in and pay for her upkeep for a good long time.
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"Omg! Right so on Friday she was in her garden alone so I went out into mine and offered her a cigarette just to get conversation going and it went very well plenty off laughing which think she needed as she mentioned how things are going bad at home and surprised I haven't complained bout the noise coming from there's
Before going to return into my house
She said " you like leaving them curtains open don't you" which immediately I thought she not impressed. I said oh I don't really take any notice I'll start closing them
"Don't you dare she said
Only excitement I get is seen you getting changed " like wow
We haven't spoken since but she's told me she's on her own for 3nights next week
God I hope we speak again today lol"
That's the kind of jokey thing lots of people say ...... THINK.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Omg! Right so on Friday she was in her garden alone so I went out into mine and offered her a cigarette just to get conversation going and it went very well plenty off laughing which think she needed as she mentioned how things are going bad at home and surprised I haven't complained bout the noise coming from there's
Before going to return into my house
She said " you like leaving them curtains open don't you" which immediately I thought she not impressed. I said oh I don't really take any notice I'll start closing them
"Don't you dare she said
Only excitement I get is seen you getting changed " like wow
We haven't spoken since but she's told me she's on her own for 3nights next week
God I hope we speak again today lol
That's the kind of jokey thing lots of people say ...... THINK.
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"Tread warily Dave if her partner is aggressive with her imagine how he'll be when he finds out...
Na he's not that way inclined I'd never want to put somebody in danger anyway
X"
I see. I thought from the way you wrote about them constantly arguing it was him who was causing it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tread warily Dave if her partner is aggressive with her imagine how he'll be when he finds out...
Na he's not that way inclined I'd never want to put somebody in danger anyway
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I see. I thought from the way you wrote about them constantly arguing it was him who was causing it. "
He not good enough in her eyes
Just think it's quite common now days some people stop putting effort into relationships cus there to comfortable
He just lazy and useless and she's not happy and I'd love to change that
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Your very attractive if i do say x |
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"Tread warily Dave if her partner is aggressive with her imagine how he'll be when he finds out...
Na he's not that way inclined I'd never want to put somebody in danger anyway
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I see. I thought from the way you wrote about them constantly arguing it was him who was causing it.
He not good enough in her eyes
Just think it's quite common now days some people stop putting effort into relationships cus there to comfortable
He just lazy and useless and she's not happy and I'd love to change that
Ps
Your very attractive if i do say x"
Thank you.
Never assume that you know what goes on in someone else's relationship. Of he's so bad why is she with him? You know some people, not just women, complain about their partners because it hides issues of their own. |
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"Tread warily Dave if her partner is aggressive with her imagine how he'll be when he finds out...
Na he's not that way inclined I'd never want to put somebody in danger anyway
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I see. I thought from the way you wrote about them constantly arguing it was him who was causing it.
He not good enough in her eyes
Just think it's quite common now days some people stop putting effort into relationships cus there to comfortable
He just lazy and useless and she's not happy and I'd love to change that
Ps
Your very attractive if i do say x"
There's a saying in politics that people get the leaders they deserve. It can apply to relationships too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My next stoor neighbor is constantly arguing and slating her husband to the ground i find her so fit and attractive just like a sexual connection
I want her to no it without causing any offence or arguing how can I go about it "
Never shit on your own door step brother |
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"Tread warily Dave if her partner is aggressive with her imagine how he'll be when he finds out...
Na he's not that way inclined I'd never want to put somebody in danger anyway
X
I see. I thought from the way you wrote about them constantly arguing it was him who was causing it.
He not good enough in her eyes
Just think it's quite common now days some people stop putting effort into relationships cus there to comfortable
He just lazy and useless and she's not happy and I'd love to change that
Ps
Your very attractive if i do say x"
OP are you taking bookings for marriage guidance? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tread warily Dave if her partner is aggressive with her imagine how he'll be when he finds out...
Na he's not that way inclined I'd never want to put somebody in danger anyway
X
I see. I thought from the way you wrote about them constantly arguing it was him who was causing it.
He not good enough in her eyes
Just think it's quite common now days some people stop putting effort into relationships cus there to comfortable
He just lazy and useless and she's not happy and I'd love to change that
Ps
Your very attractive if i do say x
OP are you taking bookings for marriage guidance? "
Booked up till September unless you can travel to me x |
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"Tread warily Dave if her partner is aggressive with her imagine how he'll be when he finds out...
Na he's not that way inclined I'd never want to put somebody in danger anyway
X
I see. I thought from the way you wrote about them constantly arguing it was him who was causing it.
He not good enough in her eyes
Just think it's quite common now days some people stop putting effort into relationships cus there to comfortable
He just lazy and useless and she's not happy and I'd love to change that
Ps
Your very attractive if i do say x
OP are you taking bookings for marriage guidance?
Booked up till September unless you can travel to me x"
It's not an area I venture to and I don't need it honey! |
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