“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

? Mark Twain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last one to leave, please turn out the lights...

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've written mine but not posting it here

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By *ucilleWoman over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

I came I tried I fucked up!!

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By *he Ring WraithMan over a year ago

Bradford

Who dares wins - He didn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He was lost on a mission whilst fishing in the rivers of life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too late now twats I'm dead go away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too late now twats I'm dead go away"

Lol like this one hahaha!

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By *nglishdoodMan over a year ago

Morristown

"this will be my last status post"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops.

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Never could recognise people with their clothes on....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You looking at me?"

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

"I told you I was ill..... c/o Spike Milligan"

He actually went through with it and had it inscribed - it's in Gaillic, so not immediately obvious, but it's there.

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By *ait88Man over a year ago

Plymouth

Remember me with smiles, not tears,

For all the joy down through the years.

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By *wingsingMan over a year ago

Berkshire/London

Did I tell you? ... I was a swinger

Some people go dogging in the strangest places

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Sponsored by... followed by a list of names sponsoring companies whose headstone sponsorship money went towards... (a list of charities)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh well"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does this button do?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be right back....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""What does this button do?""

Pretty funny!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

I'm not in at the moment, please leave a message.

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

'Was a cunt'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that was fun. Thank fuck it's over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone dies, eventually

- Mrs. J -

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"truthfully, here he lies"

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By *icentious OP Couple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Who said time was a healer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But......but.......i'm immortal

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I'll be back....

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By *icentious OP Couple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Hi St Peter where is the dress down, oh your not St Peter

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By *leurCouple over a year ago

West Hull

"I told you I was ill..... c/o Spike Milligan

He actually went through with it and had it inscribed - it's in Gaillic, so not immediately obvious, but it's there."

The Church refused to allow the inscription so his family fooled them by having it done in Gaelic. Spike would have liked that

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