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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have pizza retention.

I'm a pound and a half heavier than yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dominos, or Pizza Hut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Frozen. And spicy chips

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well if you can't do the time don't do the crime! Pizzas are the devil's work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha if you love pizza as much as I do make your own on pitta wraps or naan bread

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By *vpamelaTV/TS over a year ago

kinkville

"I have pizza retention.

I'm a pound and a half heavier than yesterday!

That's what happens when you forget to take out your butt plug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know that feeling! Along with grease guilt!

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple over a year ago

North West

A pound and a half?

Pah, that's got to be standard fluctuations surely?

Just wear lighter clothes next time you jump on the scales.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

That's not bad - I've put on 5 pounds overnight after pizza

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By *ilk_TreMan over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"I have pizza retention.

I'm a pound and a half heavier than yesterday!

Pizza is your friend. The loyal one who stays with you for a looong time!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

You've made a rookie mistake, bet you had both feet on the scale. Everyone knows you rest the toes of your left foot lightly on the floor.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No, you forgot to adjust the scales to take account of the weight of the pizza. Simply move the dial back to minus half a kilo and re-weigh. You'll see the real more accurate non pizza weight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody Stuffed Crust does it every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have pizza retention.

I'm a pound and a half heavier than yesterday!

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is it life threatening ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have pizza retention.

I'm a pound and a half heavier than yesterday!

That's what happens when you forget to take out your butt plug

It's a big plug. Gotta weight in at a pound and a half.

Wait a minute

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