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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham

so....was at chams the other day and it has to be said i like a bit of fun in the jacuzzi

Was sitting there watching a nice MMF going on when the woman started giving the guy a BJ as he sat on the side.

Then wen the guy came she spat it out into the water!! now, i am no prude and i understand not everyone likes to swallow. my point is that if you know you are not going to swallow it should you really give someone a BJ to completion in a jacuzzi where everyone has to sit in the water??

oh and BTW, i always swallow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yukkkk thats just so rude i agree shouldnt go all the way if going to do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like to spend a lot of my time at Chams in the Tub But that is not nice.

Obviously no respect for anyone else

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By *inkershoes69Woman  over a year ago

maidstone

we was having this conversation at rios sat night!! its sooooo wrong, many atime ive got out of jacuzzi with my arm hairs welded together because someone has wanked in the jacuzzi!! ugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That is gross

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple  over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Any sort ov swinging wich involves a pool is a no no for us purley coz of wats the op is on abouy,yuchhhhhhhhhh

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham

Urgh...

Defo a situation in which a lady would swallow!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"That is gross "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep but at the end a the day there is a lot more than that in that jacuzzi pmsl xx

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

that is why i am glad my local club has a "no play" in the hottub rule... lol

that is also the reason why i like the 1st person in the hottub of an evening.. that way you know someone else hasn't been in there.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some people have no decorum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have seen that happen in the hot tub and pool at Partners. No respect for other users

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By *inkershoes69Woman  over a year ago

maidstone

with all the bubbles going, how do u no a bloke is wanking????

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall

agh! thats why i dont fancy spas at parties.

Mistress x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dirty bitch. If your not a swallower she shouldnt do a blowjob to completion in a bloody jacuzzi

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By *evilwolfCouple  over a year ago

Leicestershire

and it knackers up the filters :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe they can issuing sieves when going in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone reminded of the scene from "Alien Resurrection"?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ewww... that's just wrong... I'd of said something lol

Katie x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most tubs and pools are not following hygiene recommendations anyway. I doubt they are properly cleaned let alone have adequate chemical levels in them.

If its that type of establishment, you have to expect all sorts in them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At Tease 2 no sex is allowed in the hot tub for that reason.

Anyone found cumming in it would be banned possibly, certainly barred from the hot tube.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i have never been in a jacuzzi or a hot tub since i saw what can only be politely described as 'kelloggs chocco rocks' floating about in 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One of the many reasons why we would never contemplate going to a club - peoples poor standards of hygeine

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By *mf4BxJCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh

Eugh and i bet there's a lot worse than that going on that you can't see!

Hot tubs/jacuzzis - whatever, just don't appeal to me in that setting at all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ewwwwww! No man-juice in the pool, please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

never been to club, but can now categorically say that if we do we will never go in jacuzzi!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What about hand jobs in the jacuzzi?

No different to spitting it out after a BJ IMHO.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ewww to that too..

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By *ustyAngelWoman  over a year ago

gloucester


"i have never been in a jacuzzi or a hot tub since i saw what can only be politely described as 'kelloggs chocco rocks' floating about in 1 "

reason for not using public swimming baths too.........I dont do scat or watersports!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kind of have mixed feelings about this

We all know what goes on in the jacuzzi's people are sucking and f**king in them all the time, you must know when you get in theirs body fluids in there surely you dont have so see someone spit cum out to realise theres already 10 times the amount of that in there already

theres probably at least 5 guys a hour wanking and shooting their bolt in there lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's one of the reasons why I like to get there early in the afternoon and dive straight into the jacuzzi for a nice dip before the crowd arrives!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

While at Piperdam earlier this year, where the lodges have a hot-tub, as we were leaving a guy was emptying and cleaning it.

Some folk must be desperate for sexual hi-jinks, imho!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That is minging!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thats minging

But wud the chemicals in the hot tub kill any germs or anything nastie in the sperm and wud it also kill the sperm itself ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thats minging

But wud the chemicals in the hot tub kill any germs or anything nastie in the sperm and wud it also kill the sperm itself ?

"

don't think the germs are the issue

the thought of gettin sum1 elses jizz over ya when u pop in for a quick relax is just wrong !

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

probably a male cleaner doing his job...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The thing is though, that jacuzzi is already full of cum before you get in there, your already sitting in a few guys cum so does a bit more really matter.

Nobody would get into a jacuzzi in a club if they worried about this. Those jacuzzis at Chams are full of chemicals too, they make your eyes stream, but it has to be.

People do complain about the grossness of jacuzzis yet are still happy to tuck into any food on offer at swing clubs. Those vol au vents are covered in cum, vaginal fluid, urine and faeces from people not washing their hands either have play or after the loo. How many guys do you think go and wash their hands after fingering women. and how many guys are standing around wanking themselves silly all night and go and pick up a few sandwiches and put them back before deciding on the one they want.

Its a similar thing in the playrooms, especially if the beds etc, have rips in them through to the padding. That part is not cleanable, so think of all the bacteria from bodily fluids breeding in there - lovely.

Switch you mind off when you go. If you think about it, the jacuzzi is probably the cleanest, chemicals killing off the bacteria etc.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Note to myself ..... Don't read the forums while having dinner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its a cheap way to access IVF though. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yes they wouldhun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the chemicals would kill all anyway then the filters would hold it so would not come back into the water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we never been to a club yet but something like that (not gobbing cum out) would be common sense

lovin the forums on fab thanks peeps

mr kelly & sexy lamb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the chemicals would kill all anyway then the filters would hold it so would not come back into the water"
yes but its in water untill go into filters , I really think its bad for people to do this into the water.

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By *eakcoupleCouple  over a year ago

peak district

Use a condom or swallow! Same thing with fucking in a jacuzzi, and remember to take the condom off out of the water after. We've never forgotten getting into a club jacuzzi and seeing a condom floating around! yuk!

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By *opeye-OliveCouple  over a year ago

worcester


"One of the many reasons why we would never contemplate going to a club - peoples poor standards of hygeine"

HEY THERE!

We go to clubs and always crap in the tub.......sorry...have fun in the tub.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

would never get into any hot tub unless i saw it switched off first....... we have one and needs a lot of attention to keep it in perfect condition. can pick some nasty infections up from them otherwise!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always swallow too ,if its in your mouth ,just one gulp and its gone no yukie mess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Remind me never to accept a Cappuccino from the lady in the hot tub.

Thats not the crema your looking for!

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By *waymanMan  over a year ago

newcastle


"Urgh...

Defo a situation in which a lady would swallow! "

I'm racking my brain for a situation in which a lady doesn't....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thing is though, that jacuzzi is already full of cum before you get in there, your already sitting in a few guys cum so does a bit more really matter.

Nobody would get into a jacuzzi in a club if they worried about this. Those jacuzzis at Chams are full of chemicals too, they make your eyes stream, but it has to be.

People do complain about the grossness of jacuzzis yet are still happy to tuck into any food on offer at swing clubs. Those vol au vents are covered in cum, vaginal fluid, urine and faeces from people not washing their hands either have play or after the loo. How many guys do you think go and wash their hands after fingering women. and how many guys are standing around wanking themselves silly all night and go and pick up a few sandwiches and put them back before deciding on the one they want.

Its a similar thing in the playrooms, especially if the beds etc, have rips in them through to the padding. That part is not cleanable, so think of all the bacteria from bodily fluids breeding in there - lovely.

Switch you mind off when you go. If you think about it, the jacuzzi is probably the cleanest, chemicals killing off the bacteria etc. "

i'm with iconic here if you thought about too much you'd never do anything anywhere

i just shower on exiting the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would love to go into the jacuzzi but avoid it - only like the big fishes swimming in there but not the ones you can't see YUCK!

shame though for the ones who would like to use it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It does make me smile that people go on about jacuzzis and just dont want to think about all the other surfaces that are covered with other peoples bodily fluids. Every seating area in Chams will have remants of vaginal or seminal fluid, women sit with no knickers on, guys are constantly wanking.

Not being really crude here, but how many women have sex without condoms with their partners and you know what its like, fluid does dribble out afterwards doesnt it. Are you always lying on your towel, or do you always go and ask for the cleaning fluid and a cloth to wipe it up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One of the many reasons why we would never contemplate going to a club - peoples poor standards of hygeine"

we were shocked when we tried the first 2 clubs in the UK. Horrible dirty.

Chameleons is one of the better ones! I am surprised that they let people play in the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Are you always lying on your towel, or do you always go and ask for the cleaning fluid and a cloth to wipe it up!

"

yes I try and make sure I sit on my towel in a club and lay on it when playing too! I'm fussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And when your playing whilst lying on the towel, the towel never moves, it stays put, or do you stop what you're doing every few minutes to readjust it.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

a jacuzzi in other people's piss, shit and cum...

lovely

albeit, the chemicals will kill it

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By *mf4BxJCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh

I think we all get the point that due to the nature of what goes on at swinging clubs that bodily fluids are going to be making an appearence now and again but gobbing a mouthful of spunk into a jacuzzi is just rank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we all get the point that due to the nature of what goes on at swinging clubs that bodily fluids are going to be making an appearence now and again but gobbing a mouthful of spunk into a jacuzzi is just rank."

And the difference between someone "gobbing a mouthful of spunk" and a guy wanking and cuming in the water is what ?

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By *entadreadMan  over a year ago

Essex

Moral of the story, stay away from the jacuzzi...

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By *mf4BxJCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I think we all get the point that due to the nature of what goes on at swinging clubs that bodily fluids are going to be making an appearence now and again but gobbing a mouthful of spunk into a jacuzzi is just rank.

And the difference between someone "gobbing a mouthful of spunk" and a guy wanking and cuming in the water is what ?"

There is none, I never said there was a difference between the 2. Both equally as rank and inconsiderate I would say. Surely clubs with such facilities have 'rules' around things like that? I've never been to one so wouldn't know and the more I think about it the less I want to join in any jacuzzi in the kind of setting.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

some clubs will have rigour in cleaning, testing the water, maintaining the correct temperature and the chemical levels.

some may not...

you can always ask when you are there when it was last emptied, cleaned & tested.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive seen the water being tested quite a few times at Chams, though its obviously just a basic test they do, I doubt they have a microbiologist on site.

It is disgusting to spit cum into the jacuzzi, but I just switch my head off and accept it is what it is. You wouldnt do anything at all if you lived in fear of bacteria. People will do these things, and we dont have the right to tell anyone that they have to swallow if they dont usually do that. And people are not going to hold it in their mouths and walk to the loo and dispose of it there, and likewise they wont be told not to give bj's in the jacuzzi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was shocked whilst washing my hands after going to a public toilet in town. There were a few guys who had a wee and didn't wash their hands but what was worse a cpl of guys (who had obviously had a dump) didn't wash either ewwwwwwwwww.

I always remember these wise words it's not the germs you can see that will kill you, it's the ones you can't see.

on that happy note

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"I was shocked whilst washing my hands after going to a public toilet in town. There were a few guys who had a wee and didn't wash their hands but what was worse a cpl of guys (who had obviously had a dump) didn't wash either ewwwwwwwwww.

I always remember these wise words it's not the germs you can see that will kill you, it's the ones you can't see.

on that happy note "

Alone a good excuse NEVER to eat the free nibbles (peanuts) that some pubs put on their bar. Also makes you think twice about the food at a party!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ewww... that's just wrong... I'd of said something lol

Katie x "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

not a pleasant end to the show

was there a mass exodus at that point?

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By *mf4BxJCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh

Surely if you're not a swallower you would work out what you're going to do with it before it's in your mouth?

Imagine inviting that lady into your bedroom at home - think she just gobs it onto the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Surely if you're not a swallower you would work out what you're going to do with it before it's in your mouth?

Imagine inviting that lady into your bedroom at home - think she just gobs it onto the floor?"

may make a unique carpet pattern! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a bit much to visit a sex club that has a hot tub with people playing in it and expect them to get out at the crucial moment.

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By *londieddWoman  over a year ago

fife


"so....was at chams the other day and it has to be said i like a bit of fun in the jacuzzi

Was sitting there watching a nice MMF going on when the woman started giving the guy a BJ as he sat on the side.

Then wen the guy came she spat it out into the water!! now, i am no prude and i understand not everyone likes to swallow. my point is that if you know you are not going to swallow it should you really give someone a BJ to completion in a jacuzzi where everyone has to sit in the water??

oh and BTW, i always swallow"

i had a jacuzzi at home but got rid after 6 months, could not bare my own dead skin in the filter, id never go into a public one eeeewwww ps that was the worst thing ever to do in a shared tub!!

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By *mf4BxJCouple  over a year ago

edinburgh


"It's a bit much to visit a sex club that has a hot tub with people playing in it and expect them to get out at the crucial moment. "

But looking at what some people have said some clubs do have a 'no play' rule for the jacuzzi/hot tub etc - surely for that reason?

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple  over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

remember a few year ago at our local club we were sat in tub another regular cpl were sat in any way a fella they nar gets in and starts touching the fems boobs then off he goes for a try downstairs, when she says " sorry dont touch there i have a tampon in" ffs we were oota there in a shot

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"with all the bubbles going, how do u no a bloke is wanking???? "

If he's not trying to feel you up...and you can't see his hands....he's wanking

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By *amschwingerzCouple  over a year ago

West


"What about hand jobs in the jacuzzi?

No different to spitting it out after a BJ IMHO. "

Shouldnt be any kind of jobs,,,hand jobs, blow jobs, and...especially....big jobs.

Id have been out of that water in a shot....(no pun intended#!! )

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By *amschwingerzCouple  over a year ago

West

What a nice advert for clubs this thread has been...all they need is a sign on the door when you enter saying 'Dont forget to 'switch off' to the fact that its highly likely that if you go in the tubs they may be full off piss cum and vaginal fluids...the food may be covered in traces of other peoples body fluids,oh and the seats beds and door handles...but dont worry we have put ten bottles of industrial strength Domestos in the water for your safety..have a nice evening'

Still...as the phrase goes..'each to their own'...If you not fussy about other peoples hygeine then theres probably a good night to be had.

But I think we would pass..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"It's a bit much to visit a sex club that has a hot tub with people playing in it and expect them to get out at the crucial moment. "

never said they had to get out - just said they had to swallow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What a nice advert for clubs this thread has been...all they need is a sign on the door when you enter saying 'Dont forget to 'switch off' to the fact that its highly likely that if you go in the tubs they may be full off piss cum and vaginal fluids...the food may be covered in traces of other peoples body fluids,oh and the seats beds and door handles...but dont worry we have put ten bottles of industrial strength Domestos in the water for your safety..have a nice evening'

Still...as the phrase goes..'each to their own'...If you not fussy about other peoples hygeine then theres probably a good night to be had.

But I think we would pass.."

yeah but its not just the clubs is it, its everywhere - you never been to a wedding buffet, you never picked out a cookie from the glass containers in Marks and Sparks, you never touched loose fruit in a supermarket - potentially all those things could be covered in someones urine, faeces or any other bodily fluid.

I sometimes think the world has gone hygiene crazy. Im not saying its not good practice to be careful but all of us are exposed constantly to bacteria and all sorts of nasties - and as long as our immune systems are working, we are generally ok

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By *amschwingerzCouple  over a year ago

West


"What a nice advert for clubs this thread has been...all they need is a sign on the door when you enter saying 'Dont forget to 'switch off' to the fact that its highly likely that if you go in the tubs they may be full off piss cum and vaginal fluids...the food may be covered in traces of other peoples body fluids,oh and the seats beds and door handles...but dont worry we have put ten bottles of industrial strength Domestos in the water for your safety..have a nice evening'

Still...as the phrase goes..'each to their own'...If you not fussy about other peoples hygeine then theres probably a good night to be had.

But I think we would pass..

yeah but its not just the clubs is it, its everywhere - you never been to a wedding buffet, you never picked out a cookie from the glass containers in Marks and Sparks, you never touched loose fruit in a supermarket - potentially all those things could be covered in someones urine, faeces or any other bodily fluid.

I sometimes think the world has gone hygiene crazy. Im not saying its not good practice to be careful but all of us are exposed constantly to bacteria and all sorts of nasties - and as long as our immune systems are working, we are generally ok "

If I bought fruit id wash it before I ate it..it wouldnt be a problem..and its hardly a comparable to a door handle in a swingers club..

Your hardly likely to sit or stand in someones spunk or accidently ingest it at a wedding party are you?...well, unless they held the reception in a swingers club I guess..

This thread was initially about Chams..which apparently is one of the cleanest and has a very very good reputation..so Id hate guess what was common practice in some of the others.

But I think you are sooooo right about the world going hygiene crazy...How did babys survive without Milton fluid and bottle steamers?...did we all go down with copper poisoning because the fat bloke in the cafe handled your change while bagging up your rolls, come to think of it we were lucky to have survived at all..and the filthy git never wore blue rubber gloves..how reckless!

How did we ever get our floors and worktops clean without antibacterial/fungicidal botanical all surface cleaners????

The world is indeed becoming very sanitised..its no wonder kids are constantly ill..they have never been allowed to develop an immune system..all part of the nanny state we live in

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman  over a year ago

evesham

to be fair to chams they do come round regularly and check the water in both jacuzzis to ensure it is safe etc

this post was not meant as a slight on the club as i like going there, it was just a comment on the lack of consideration of others

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By *scottMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Note to myself ..... Don't read the forums while having dinner "

Just nearly dropped my phone laughing at that. How do you manage a knife, a fork and a mouse at the same time?

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By *amschwingerzCouple  over a year ago

West


"to be fair to chams they do come round regularly and check the water in both jacuzzis to ensure it is safe etc

this post was not meant as a slight on the club as i like going there, it was just a comment on the lack of consideration of others "

But the only checks they can do is the levels of chlorine etc which is normally done with litmus paper to test the alkalinity of the water...not how much bacteria is it..or what that bacteria is...they are not running a lab there..they wont be looking for globules of semen will they.

Given the reputation Chams has got Im sure they really do their best and probably exceed what they need to do..but, the thought of getting out of the water with hair matted with someone elses cum is a bit of a dampner...it must look like one of ZZ Tops beard after he has eaten a yoghurt!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Your hardly likely to sit or stand in someones spunk or accidently ingest it at a wedding party are you?...well, unless they held the reception in a swingers club I guess..

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I would imagine you are very likely to ingest it at a wedding buffet. Buffet food is covered in remnants of urine, faeces and other bodily fluids. People don't wash their hands when they go to the loo, especially guys with their hands all over their cocks, and then they come out and go to the buffet, picking up a few sarnies and putting them back cos they don't like the look of them.

Lots of slow dances at weddings, makes people horny perhaps, so they just rush off to the loo for a quickie, or they fiddle under the table, and then they go to the buffet.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I agree with Eve in that it wasn't a very considerate thing to do. Chams has an excellent reputation and they run the club efficiently. And it is certainly clean and well presented. Yes it will have bacteria there, just like everywhere else in the world

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what the lady has done was wrong as you have to think of the other users, we have a hot tub and have lots of fun in it plating and teasing but we end up in the bedroom for the cum part.

i take great pride in keeping the hot tub clean and the water pure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol thats ferrel

i guess its the same principle with public toilets for some people. no respect and why i avoid as much as poss

seen some fcuked up sights in some...dont wanna think about it about to eat breakfast!!

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By *aveandkate35Couple  over a year ago

telford

We've been there at kicking out time when they switch the jacuzzis off on a couple of occasions and while expectining it to look like the Exon Valdeze disaster it was completely clear!

I know you can't see bacteria but there were no visible "impurities" and tge water was crystal clear. As for chemicals they deginaly seem to err on the side of caution as your eyes will confirm if you ever go in for more than a few mins.

Cheers D&K

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple  over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!


"so....was at chams the other day and it has to be said i like a bit of fun in the jacuzzi

Was sitting there watching a nice MMF going on when the woman started giving the guy a BJ as he sat on the side.

Then wen the guy came she spat it out into the water!! now, i am no prude and i understand not everyone likes to swallow. my point is that if you know you are not going to swallow it should you really give someone a BJ to completion in a jacuzzi where everyone has to sit in the water??

oh and BTW, i always swallow"

Bugger that thats why we stay away from pools and jacuzzis you realy dont know wats been added to the water

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple  over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!


"Ive seen the water being tested quite a few times at Chams, though its obviously just a basic test they do, I doubt they have a microbiologist on site.

It is disgusting to spit cum into the jacuzzi, but I just switch my head off and accept it is what it is. You wouldnt do anything at all if you lived in fear of bacteria. People will do these things, and we dont have the right to tell anyone that they have to swallow if they dont usually do that. And people are not going to hold it in their mouths and walk to the loo and dispose of it there, and likewise they wont be told not to give bj's in the jacuzzi.

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It could be spat in a emty glass or summing rather than just spit it in the water ,ppl have no thougts for others

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the chemical treatment thats used is very effective and has been developed by micro biologists unlike the handles of shopping trollies or cinema seating now if you want to have yukky nightmares look into research thats been done on those

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