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Another single guy thread....
I've been here a while, average looking, shit profile, beer belly, not gym fit, very average penis, rubbish shag, awful pics.......
But I've made friends, had meets and never been to a club ever....
Reading the endless doom threads from single guys I'm now worrying there is something wrong with me ??? Surely I should be getting no meets ever ??
Please help ........ |
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Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.
But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.
However, if you're looking for women you wouldn't give a second glance to in the street who are so up themselves and have a list of demands as long as the Great Wall of China then BOOM!!! you're in the right place!
Enjoy  |
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"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.
But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.
However, if you're looking for women you wouldn't give a second glance to in the street who are so up themselves and have a list of demands as long as the Great Wall of China then BOOM!!! you're in the right place!
Enjoy "
Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse?  |
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over a year ago
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What you need to do is expect sex from couples just cos they are on here, who aren't even looking for single men and then get stroppy when they say no that will help |
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"What you need to do is expect sex from couples just cos they are on here, who aren't even looking for single men and then get stroppy when they say no that will help "
At last a sensible piece of guidance, why didn't I think of that !! |
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"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.
But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.
However, if you're looking for women you wouldn't give a second glance to in the street who are so up themselves and have a list of demands as long as the Great Wall of China then BOOM!!! you're in the right place!
Enjoy "
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"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.
But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.
However, if you're looking for women you wouldn't give a second glance to in the street who are so up themselves and have a list of demands as long as the Great Wall of China then BOOM!!! you're in the right place!
Enjoy
Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse? "
Whoa. I love this place
Attitude is everything.
OP - waaaay loo long profile :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another single guy thread....
I've been here a while, average looking, shit profile, beer belly, not gym fit, very average penis, rubbish shag, awful pics.......
But I've made friends, had meets and never been to a club ever....
Reading the endless doom threads from single guys I'm now worrying there is something wrong with me ??? Surely I should be getting no meets ever ??
Please help ........"
Must be the tats  |
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"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.
But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.
However, if you're looking for women you wouldn't give a second glance to in the street who are so up themselves and have a list of demands as long as the Great Wall of China then BOOM!!! you're in the right place!
Enjoy
Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse?
Whoa. I love this place
Attitude is everything.
OP - waaaay loo long profile :P"
I was told it was too short, my profile that is...... ooh hello I'm sure you've got a pulse darling |
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"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.
But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.
However, if you're looking for women you wouldn't give a second glance to in the street who are so up themselves and have a list of demands as long as the Great Wall of China then BOOM!!! you're in the right place!
Enjoy
Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse?
Whoa. I love this place
Attitude is everything.
OP - waaaay loo long profile :P
I was told it was too short, my profile that is...... ooh hello I'm sure you've got a pulse darling "
"Looking for women to have wild sex with" - this line should solve your problems :D |
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"What you need to do is expect sex from couples just cos they are on here, who aren't even looking for single men and then get stroppy when they say no that will help
At last a sensible piece of guidance, why didn't I think of that !! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too? "
And don't forget a very messy bedroom  |
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"You need to write a status update about your balls needing emptying. That one always gets good results.
Ask the dirty sluts to help!"
I'm getting it now .... "dirty slut needed to empty my balls into, any hole " shit I've really been fucking this up |
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"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too?
And don't forget a very messy bedroom "
I'm messing it up as we speak .... it's an epiphany |
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"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too?
And don't forget a very messy bedroom
I'm messing it up as we speak .... it's an epiphany "
You will never get pestered by the waman and couples again and you can get on with complaining lol  |
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"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too? "
Now you are getting there. Don't forget to make sure the toilet isn't clean. Make sure you can't accommodate so everyone thinks your cheating. If you haven't got a sky remote then a lynx can should do.
Don't forget to send plenty of "fancy a shag (now)" messages. Aim specifically for those for whom you are outside their age range....preferably those not looking for single guys....always a dead cert! |
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You will never get pestered by the waman and couples again and you can get on with complaining lol
What is pestered ? I'll look it up "
Excuse the northern slang it means they won't bother you again.... Oh and try perving on their profile every ten minutes for a week that works fantastically |
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Now you are getting there. Don't forget to make sure the toilet isn't clean. Make sure you can't accommodate so everyone thinks your cheating. If you haven't got a sky remote then a lynx can should do.
Don't forget to send plenty of "fancy a shag (now)" messages. Aim specifically for those for whom you are outside their age range....preferably those not looking for single guys....always a dead cert!"
Aww mate you are priceless, how could I miss all this, you should write a book !! I'm just off to rough up my bathroom, make it loom more "shitted in" |
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Another thing I've noticed as of today. It may also not be known to the women on here as its a different scenario. I went to message a woman after seeing her wonderful boobs on the hotlist. To my horror i had a message come up telling me i'd already messaged this person previously. I managed to resist the temptation but maybe you could try that? Will surely result in no more friends, no more meets and instant hatred from all around you... just as you desire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You really do need help.
I suggest that you hide all photos. Girls only ever want to see multiple cock shots.
As interests, you need to subscribe to Gangbang, dogging, Fisting and hard sportshoulder, after all, what girl can resist the thought of being shat upon or fucked by a guy with no apparent standards.
I'm guessing that you currently play safe? , so post some creampie pics with you bareback with multiple ladies. What girl wouldn't want to risk her life with a guy with zero standards.
Get a grip and lower your bar
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Good point.. that does make it look as if i just messaged a set of tits 
I did read the profile and look at all the other pictures of said wonderful boobs too i must add 
but yes (cough) ...don't look at all the pics or read the profile. Dive straight in and ask if you can splurdge all over them  |
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"You really do need help.
I suggest that you hide all photos. Girls only ever want to see multiple cock shots.
As interests, you need to subscribe to Gangbang, dogging, Fisting and hard sportshoulder, after all, what girl can resist the thought of being shat upon or fucked by a guy with no apparent standards.
I'm guessing that you currently play safe? , so post some creampie pics with you bareback with multiple ladies. What girl wouldn't want to risk her life with a guy with zero standards.
Get a grip and lower your bar
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Blimey the advice on this thread is priceless, none of this entered my head. I really have been fucking it up left right and centre..... |
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"Good point.. that does make it look as if i just messaged a set of tits
I did read the profile and look at all the other pictures of said wonderful boobs too i must add
but yes (cough) ...don't look at all the pics or read the profile. Dive straight in and ask if you can splurdge all over them "
Nah I just did what a journalist would, cherry picked your words ..... it's bad I know |
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"Nowt wrong with you, I'd reckon.
But you're probably just on the wrong shite if you're looking for a 'shag'.
However, if you're looking for women you wouldn't give a second glance to in the street who are so up themselves and have a list of demands as long as the Great Wall of China then BOOM!!! you're in the right place!
Enjoy
Blimey I'm even more worried now all my meets have been with stunning ladies and couples? What is wrong with me? Should I be looking to shag anything with a pulse? "
It's all relative I mean you say stunning I have had a glance and I would beg to differ with some. You could be an attractive guy on this site but with high standards and struggle because there is so competition for the very attractive ladies/ couples. Doesn't mean they are all making schoolboy errors. |
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"Maybe I should put up some more cock pics, preferably sat on the toilet and alongside a sky remote ? Maybe a few ranty status updates too?
And don't forget a very messy bedroom
I'm messing it up as we speak .... it's an epiphany "
You're getting the hang of this but don't get ahead of yourself.
Try a little misspelling and have some cerebral contact from the grammar Nazis. Any contact will do, right?
Try epifanny - you can have that one for free. |
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By *r-1984Man
over a year ago
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Ok I'm really worried, only been back a few weeks and already got meets and made friends and I didn't send anyone a dick pic, I even go to clubs, what did I do wrong? To top it off I and a ging and have a beard....please advise |
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