Over 3 years on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And I just can't seem to get a meet.

Where oh where am I going wrong?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U 'avin a laff?

By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Try putting on a frock, do your make up, some sexy shoes.................oh wait a minute

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try putting on a frock, do your make up, some sexy shoes.................oh wait a minute

Should I shave my sweaty pits too?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try putting on a frock, do your make up, some sexy shoes.................oh wait a minute

Should I shave my sweaty pits too?

Nah just talk with a German twang. Believe the hairy pit is coming back into fashion. (This may be a lie)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"U 'avin a laff? "

Who me?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think desiring a real life penguin probably worries most men

By *ilk_TreMan over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"And I just can't seem to get a meet.

Where oh where am I going wrong?

You need patience.

By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Men dont eat penguins ... do they ??? ...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Men dont eat penguins ... do they ??? ..."

That's ice cream, according to Richard Hammond.